After Being Arrested by My 3s Alpha Husband, I Cry Every Night

This is my first novel. It's not well written, I have no outline, and I'm winging it. Enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk, enter at your own risk. That's three times!

Coming soon: Save Me, My Nemesis Keeps Trying to Touch My Tail! A cold but utterly cat-obsessed, dark-minded school heartthrob gong x an arrogant but scatterbrained, beautiful school bully shou. Rivals to lovers, cats adored by everyone, ABO, ridiculously, ridiculously sweet. If it's not sweet, I'll freaking get you! If you're interested, go to my author page and add it to your collection!~~

[Serious Blurb]

Seven years ago, Shen Yue was famous at headquarters for his extraordinary beauty and the gentle, obedient nature to match. Yet he stabbed his own husband and defected from the organization.

Seven years later, Shen Yue, who had just lost a fight with a group of mercenaries, was picked up by his husband in person.

[Playful Blurb]

After Shen Yue was arrested, he looked at the gloomy cell, then at his position. Locked-room physical abuse: check.

He was taken to the home he'd lived in seven years ago and saw an omega with the same tear mole as him, having dinner with his ex-husband. Substitute heartbreak: check.

His husband slept in the bed while he was left on the cold floor in handcuffs and shackles. Physical and emotional torture: check.

[Modern ABO setting, high-octane battles and supernatural powers, with mythologies from around the world]

[An overpowered gong who looks down on everyone, loves scaring his wife, and is actually a tsundere who dotes on him x a beautiful, tragically ill-fated shou, cool as the moon on the outside, always crying, yet ruthless and deadly]

[Reading Guide]:

1. The shou is a bit of a male-reverse-harem magnet. There's a bit of an ensemble cast and lots of battles, with sweet, angsty, funny, and melodramatic relationship drama all thrown together. It's intensely satisfying, and the couple are each other's only partners, with a happy ending.

2. All organizations, management systems, and awakened people in this novel are entirely fictional, with no real-life models. No models, no models, no models! That's three times because it's important!

3. Nobody's perfect. The gong and shou both have flaws, and their words and actions serve the plot.

4. The gong and shou have a child, but there's no childbirth scene. The story opens with a child already in the picture, and that kid gives so much for this family.

5. Readers who demand exhaustive research, extreme character-purity, or perfect logic, please stay away. Personal attacks and writing advice are not welcome. Thank you, my beautiful and kind treasures who are sure to make a fortune.

[Reference Books]: Classic of Mountains and Seas, Guanshanhai, Luohuangji, Greek Mythology, Norse Mythology, The Lesser Key of Solomon

[Reference Games]: Seer, Aoqi Legend, League of Legends, CrossFire, Dungeon Fighter Online

[Reference Anime]: Demon Slayer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Dragon Ball, The Rainbow Cat series

Coming soon: Save Me, My Nemesis Keeps Trying to Touch My Tail! Rivals to lovers, cats adored by everyone, ridiculously, ridiculously sweet. If it's not sweet, I'll freaking get you! If you're interested, add it to your collection on the author's page!

Blurb:

(1)

If you asked Chu Qinghe who he hated most in the world, the answer would definitely be Xie Yisui.

That guy had the face to steal both the school-heartthrob title and the student council president's seat as soon as he arrived at S University. Even the aloof goddess Chu Qinghe was pursuing let down her guard to fuss over Xie Yisui.

Chu Qinghe was furious. He felt that his dignity as a top alpha had been challenged, and from then on, he declared Xie Yisui his sworn enemy, picking fights with him both openly and behind his back.

At a basketball game, Chu Qinghe planned to show off and make Xie Yisui suffer a humiliating defeat in front of all the omegas.

But Xie Yisui's buzzer-beating dunk won the game. Then Chu Qinghe caught the scent of his pheromones and suddenly went weak all over, dizzy and lightheaded. He didn't even have time to insult him before rushing to the bathroom.

He had just splashed some water on his face and was about to leave when that damn nemesis walked in. Chu Qinghe scowled and charged at him, only to bounce off and stagger backward before toppling over.

The next second, sweet omega pheromones filled the air. Xie Yisui wrapped an arm around his waist, saw the fluffy pointed ears sprouting from his head, and laughed:

"With all that snarling, I thought you were a little tiger cub."

"Turns out you're just a little kitty who goes meow."

(2)

At the hospital, the doctor told him he'd undergone a rare second differentiation. He'd gone from a top alpha to a top omega.

Worse still, he'd developed pheromone-dependency disorder. He couldn't control his pheromones and was constantly dizzy and feverish. Only being marked by Xie Yisui could relieve his symptoms.

In the hallway, Chu Qinghe shoved Xie Yisui against the wall and threatened him. "Don't you dare tell anyone about this. And you have to help treat me. If you refuse, I'll... I'll beat you up!"

Xie Yisui leaned lazily against the wall, arms crossed. "Is that so?"

He looked at the school bully's tiptoes, perked-up cat ears, and tail swishing behind him, and didn't seem remotely intimidated.

Neither threats nor coaxing worked. The bully's cat ears drooped flat, and his tail curled between his legs. Just as Chu Qinghe was about to cry, Xie Yisui said calmly:

"I might be willing to help, but what's in it for me?"

The cat-eared bully asked pitifully, "W-what do you want in return?"

In the next instant, they switched positions. Before Chu Qinghe could react, he was pinned against the wall. A hand with long, distinct knuckles held his soft cat tail in its palm, gently kneading the plush flesh.

Xie Yisui murmured against his neck, "Your cat tail. When I want to touch it, show it to me."

"Got it?"

Chu Qinghe's eyes filled with tears. His weak spot had been found, and all he could manage was:

"Meow~"

(3)

Chu Qinghe realized Xie Yisui was getting more and more outrageous. Touching his tail until he meowed was one thing, but he kept kissing him all the time, too. In the haunted house, while swimming, even in the shower. He'd kissed Chu Qinghe's lips raw.

His friend stared at his swollen, red lips and asked, "Chu, did you eat spicy strips again?"

Ashamed and speechless after being chewed on like a spicy strip, Chu Qinghe could only vent his frustration by wrapping his arms around the culprit's back and scratching him as hard as he could.

Xie Yisui, the biggest spicy-strip fan and best cat dad, caught his hand. "Love your life, protect your nails. I'll trim them all for you later."

Chu Qinghe was so mad he bit him.

Xie Yisui liked to stroke from the tip of his tail all the way to its base, making Chu Qinghe stick his butt up higher and higher. One day, he even triggered Chu Qinghe's heat.

Face burning red, Chu Qinghe immediately pinned his nemesis to the bed, intending to force himself on the cat.

Xie Yisui: ?

Chu Qinghe: Man, you started this. You have to take responsibility.

Xie Yisui: How?

Chu Qinghe: I'll be very gentle with you.

Xie Yisui: ...Are you sure?

[Reading Guide]

1. A cold but utterly cat-obsessed, dark-minded school heartthrob gong x an arrogant but scatterbrained, beautiful school bully shou. They're each other's only partners, with a happy ending. Lighthearted, no angst, and ridiculously, ridiculously, ridiculously sweet. That's three times because it's important. If it's not sweet, I'll ×× you.

2. No children in the main story, but there will be children in the extra chapters. School heartthrob Xie gets two of the world's cutest kittens. Truly, heaven has no eyes. No eyes at all.

3. The setting includes many original details, so please don't compare it to real life. Extreme character-purity fans, research-demanding readers, and logic fanatics, stay away. Thank you, my beautiful and kind treasures who are sure to make a fortune.

4. The blurb was screenshotted on November 20. Plagiarism will be pursued.

Theme: Persist in living together in harmony!