What to Keep in Mind When a Soul Reaper Changes Careers to Become a Ninja

First-person POV warning...

I really hate winter.

I hate the bitter wind, hands that never get warm, and clothes that make it hard to move.

Nothing about it is comfortable.

But I was born in winter and given a name after the season.

Fuyuki.

That's my name.

Despite having a name like that, I deeply...

hate winter.

One winter day just like that, someone asked me: Do you have a dream?

I answered: To drink strawberry milk every day, and to find a time machine whenever I run into a problem I can't solve.

And so I became a Soul Reaper.

I fought Hollows with everything I had and died.

In the same scene, on another hateful winter day, someone asked me again: What's your dream?

I wasn't falling for it this time.

I asked them: Is it going to be like last time?

They nodded gently.

I thought for a moment. Then, let me have a youth to remember.

And so I became a ninja = =

Me: ???

A few things to know:

1. There will be ships broken up, and all kinds of unexpected pairings. Be warned.

2. A few bizarre franchises are crossed over.

3. The timeline is a mess, everyone has unrequited feelings, and there will be what-if extras.

4. I'm writing for fun, so read for fun. No hate comments.

Theme: Longing for a beautiful life!