[Naruto] My Boyfriend Is a Snake-Obsessed Lunatic

I used to have a sweet, obedient, sensible boyfriend. His name was Obito Uchiha.

But now I don't :)

Because people in this world told me he'd been dead for ages.

Ah, I see. That's fine.

Dead is dead. I'll find someone more obedient next time.

So I decided to go after another guy who was even more obedient and sweet.

Before leaving, I went to burn a stick of incense at his grave, hoping his spirit in heaven would bless me with a smooth life, a thriving career, and endless wealth.

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Standing in the woods, Obito Uchiha watched all this and fell into deep thought.

#Anyone else get it, guys? I snuck off to watch Kakashi visit a grave today, and saw someone using my grave as a wishing wall#

#What's it like to wake up and find yourself with a girlfriend?#

#Maybe I should keep watching#

#Maybe I should give it a try#

Saved on November 18, 2024

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Warnings:

* The female lead is a major player, and may be involved in a relationship with multiple partners.

* Pairing: Obito Uchiha

* A very sudden idea. I'm digging a shallow hole for now; maybe I'll fill it in someday.

Theme: Who else could be the ultimate player but me?