(Evenings are better for feeling emo. I can't write silly comedies then, so I can only write in the mornings. Updates may be slow, so feel free to bookmark it and let it build up.)
Yin Ruzi is a high school senior preparing for the college entrance exams, and a terrible student. The pressure is so great that she suspects she might be sick.
Every night, she dreams about English class;
red spots appear on her body for no reason;
the snacks under her desk keep disappearing;
and tiny people crawl through her hair, carry grains of rice, and point mini weapons at her...
They claim to be aliens and say they're going to arrest her.
Yin Ruzi raises her hands, on the verge of tears. "Okay, can you put down the gun first?"
At eighteen, Yin Ruzi is forced to take on the job of an adult.
At first, she only helps the little aliens complete their missions.
Later...
Can't memorize classical poems? She transmigrates through time to meet the poets, and even saves the great Qu Yuan from drowning along the way.
Can't solve math problems? Have the founder of mathematics teach you, and meet a Greek god while you're at it.
Dare to play on your phone during history class? Get sent to ancient Egypt to build a pyramid, then somehow end up becoming a pharaoh?
In the end, when everyone sees her ranked first on the results list, they are stunned...
Doesn't Yin Ruzi sleep through class every day?!
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One day, Yin Ruzi comes home from school looking exhausted. She's about to dive onto her bed when, with a thump, she lands on the floor.
The bed is gone...
She looks ahead.
0419 shakes its head and adjusts its glasses. "I was just studying why beds are so soft."
1210 secretly puts away its weapon. "I didn't know this thing would be so useful. The bed's gone too, hehe."
0216 is sawing at the door with a little saw. After all its efforts, it's managed to make a scratch in the doorway. "Ruzi, wait. I'll make a new one right away."
Yin Ruzi looks up at the sky speechlessly, then lowers her head and sees...
0317 crawling into her pocket. "Sweet candy~"
0707 climbing up her hair. "Heave-ho, heave-ho!"
0524 pressing close to her cheek and shyly kissing her. "Tonight I want to sleep with Ruzi~"
All the aliens stop what they're doing. "No!!!"
She quietly closes her eyes and counts to three...
"Everybody shut up! Ruzi, get up and do your homework!"
Sure enough, 0916 once again makes good use of its dad status.
Ruzi immediately scrambles up and opens her workbook, eagerly asking, "I don't know how to do any of it. Where are we going tonight?"
Reader's Guide:
1. The worlds are still to be decided. Each little alien has a unique ability, and the heroine can acquire their abilities.
2. The little aliens have no gender, so they are all referred to as it.
2. This is a freewheeling story. Don't overthink the logic, and there's not much romance.
3. If you like it, please bookmark it. It will definitely be completed, but I'm busy in real life, so updates won't be regular.
4. No unwelcome writing advice or negative comments, please.
Theme: The future shines as bright as daylight
Hahahahahahahaha so funny 🐰🐰