After completing countless missions playing the part of the arrogant heavenly protagonist in small worlds, Xie Yi finally rises above tens of thousands of other taskers and becomes a candidate for the Main God.
When people have too much free time, they look for something to do. Xie Yi is no exception.
He gets himself a partner.
His partner is a little blue dragon who has lived for just a hundred years and hasn't even shed his skin yet, with a face so tender you could pinch water from it.
Xie Yi berates himself for being worse than a beast, all while happily cuddling his dragon.
Heh heh, my wife, heh heh heh, my beautiful wife.
Thinking, "After we get married, I'll open you a lottery shop so we can live a quiet, stable life," the wily old hand Xie Yi assigns a cross-world supermarket System to his little dragon darling to play with.
The little dragon quickly gets hooked and can't tear himself away. Xie Yi occasionally takes a look and privately marvels at the dragon race's love of money (crossed out), talent for making money. Seeing him enjoy himself while earning a fortune, Xie Yi doesn't pay it much attention.
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Until one day.
Xie Yi grabs the tip of his little dragon darling's tail and demands with a dark expression, "Tell me, where have you been sneaking off to?"
"I haven't!"
Xie Yi laughs angrily. "You couldn't get a single thing out after doing it just once, and you still claim you weren't sneaking snacks?"
The little dragon darling plaintively opens his warehouse. The neatly lined-up row of "True Dragon Nightwear" in the product section makes Xie Yi's vision go black.
"The dragon scales and dragon armor sold really well last time. An elven lady ordered some new stock from me..."
New stock means it hasn't gone on sale yet.
Xie Yi's expression softens a little. "Just dragon scales and armor?"
"And... and dragon saliva..."
"Anything else?"
The little dragon nervously clutches the dry brocade quilt beneath him. "And the skin I shed when I came of age."
"...?"
"Xie Yi, what are you doing?!" Xi Wenxing looks panicked as the man picks him up like a chick. He struggles naked for a moment, then helplessly shifts into his true form and coils around the man's neck, nuzzling him ingratiatingly.
"What am I doing?"
Xie Yi has already gotten dressed. "Obviously, I'm going to kill that pervert who bought your skin."
Xi Wenxing: ...
Are you talking about yourself?
The bastard who has tried time and again to steal the old skin he shed and turn it into underwear.
Theme: A happy and fulfilling life.
