Reeling You In Until Your Lips Pucker

[Cool, aloof, secretly flirtatious top student seme X sweet campus heartthrob uke] Hooking You Until You Bite Xi Shuang had two advantages he was proud of. First, he was beautiful. Second, his handwriting was just as beautiful as he was. Not long after starting college, Xi Shuang’s good looks and calligraphy earned him the title of the School of Calligraphy’s campus heartthrob. But one day, the top student from the School of Biochemistry dismissed both his advantages as worthless, leaving Xi Shuang fuming. Then, by sheer coincidence, he got hold of the other guy’s WeChat ID. Without a second thought, Xi Shuang quickly added him using an alternate account. So you’re the punk who said I’m only average-looking? Just wait. I’ll hook you until you’re practically biting! - To get the other guy hooked as quickly as possible, Xi Shuang decided to take an unconventional approach and took a series of photos dressed as a girl. “Do I look pretty, gege?” “This is your reward~” “Gege, tell me I’m good.” Would you believe it? As soon as he sent the photos, Xi Shuang was whisked straight onto the fast track. The other guy replied with unusual urgency. [Such a pretty baby.] [Want to take even prettier pictures, baby?] [You could adjust your poses a little.] [Take some for me to see.] “...” Xi Shuang cleared his throat and replied, “Nope. Gege has to be a good boy first~” - The deeper Xi Shuang lured his target in, the more he felt something was off. The other guy seemed like a pervert! “You’ll always be obedient, right, baby?” “Your feet are so pretty. They must feel wonderful to touch.” “I want to lock you up in a room.” “Want to see mine, baby?” Xi Shuang couldn’t take it anymore. Did the top student have nobody he cared about online? Xi Shuang: :) After successfully hooking the top student until he was practically biting, and even exceeding his goal, Xi Shuang broke up with him and faked his own disappearance. Then the top student promptly pinned him down on a desk. Facing the man’s dark expression, Xi Shuang cried inside. Wait, how did my secret identity get exposed? The top student’s voice was low and hoarse. “Baby, I finally caught you.” “Was I not good enough? Why did you break up with me?” “Baby, didn’t you want to touch me? Go ahead.” “...” Xi Shuang was forced to touch those scorching abs, his mind in shambles. Who wanted to break up... No, who wanted to touch you?! Nobody told him the top student was a pervert in real life too! 1. Feel free to fact-check. Point out mistakes and I’ll improve, thank you. (Please don’t argue in bad faith.) 2. A lighthearted, sweet story with a refreshing feel. 3. Campus life, cross-dressing (not much), and two people who both know how to flirt. 4. One-on-one, pure sweetness. 5. Revisions during the day, updates at night. Ongoing Novel After Our Blind Date, My Dead Husband Suddenly Came Back Bai Qi is a top-tier Omega. Three months into their marriage, before they even had a chance to experience his first heat, his husband tragically died. Now he has two choices: One: take the initiative and go on a blind date. Two: wait to be forcibly matched with someone. Bai Qi chooses a third option: find himself a boyfriend. His boyfriend is quiet, keeps a low profile, and gets things done. Tell him where to go and he’ll go there. The people who used to bully Bai Qi have turned into such shameless fence-sitters that you’d think they had a three-meter wall to climb. Bai Qi couldn’t be more satisfied, except for one thing: his boyfriend is extremely jealous. Any Alpha or Beta who gets close to him is punished by his boyfriend. Eventually, they all go mad and claim they’ve seen a ghost. Oh, I forgot to mention: his boyfriend isn’t human ^_^ Later, his boyfriend decides to claim his place, saying he is Bai Qi’s dead husband. Bai Qi smiles as gently as flowing water. “So you’re the husband I thought had died for his country, but who actually had anti-human tendencies, betrayed his country, and died a traitor on the front lines? And even after you died, you wouldn’t leave me in peace, causing me to be detained and abused for months?” His boyfriend: ... . [From the seme’s perspective] No man can bear to see the woman he loves marry someone else. The same was true of Bai Qi’s dead husband. So he crawled back with the utmost difficulty. He would be angry! He would turn bad! He would take revenge! He hid in the shadows, keeping his wife under constant watch. When his wife was asleep, he did all sorts of things, including but not limited to biting his glands, drinking his saliva, and squeezing his thighs. Even when he was discovered, his tentacles were still wrapped around his wife’s chest, refusing to behave. Confronted with questions, he came up with a clumsy lie. He told his wife he was an evil spirit from the depths of hell, and if he wanted to live, he had to submit. Knowing his wife, he was sure this would leave him terrified and helpless. Then he could take the opportunity to make all sorts of unreasonable demands, and his wife wouldn’t refuse him. “So what do you want to do to me?” His wife was indeed frightened, casually pulling his collar aside to expose his gland. “Do you want to bite me? Or go straight into my reproductive tract?” Him: “?” How was this at all like what he’d imagined? Never mind! He wanted to test how obedient his wife was. “Take your clothes off first...” His wife was silent for a few seconds. “All right, but I have one condition: you have to be my boyfriend first.” “...Fine.” “Kill everyone I hate.” “Fine.” PS: Bai Qi’s Guide to Taming To tame a monster, first whet its appetite and make it greedy. List: #Damn, my dead husband came back #A real man doesn’t let himself get cuckolded! #The seme will take human form later! 1. Both physically and emotionally pure; sworn enemies; rekindled love; melodrama; nonhuman; gloomy ghost husband. 2. A gloomy, nonhuman seme X a gorgeous uke. 3. Romance and plot in equal measure. 4. A simple, light read. Upcoming Novel “If you don’t do well on the test, you’ll raise pigs!” “If you don’t do well on the test, you’ll farm!” “If you don’t do well on the test, you’ll haul bricks!” Every teacher has said something like this. One day, those threats become reality On Monday, the speech beneath the national flag becomes a public reprimand. Dean of Students: “To support the current quality-oriented education initiative, we have introduced special disciplinary measures for students. The following penalties will be imposed on those involved in last week’s fights...” “Zhan Nanxing will raise two black pigs, He Qi will carry 127 bricks, and Jiang Shuheng will plant five jin of rice seedlings...” Zhan Nanxing: “???” Staring blankly at the five-thousand-character self-criticism he had spent all night writing, Zhan Nanxing was bewildered. Fine! I’ll raise the pig! I’ll keep getting into fights, too! And I’ll beat the hell out of He Qi every time I see him! Later, the school newspaper reporters worked overtime, chasing him everywhere just to interview the school’s pig-farming tycoon, Boss Zhan. And later still, how did the pig farmer and the brick hauler end up together??? PS: Written on 2019.11.18. Do not steal the premise! I’ve taken a screenshot and posted it on Weibo as proof! Main characters: Zhan Nanxing, He Qi Theme: Faith, hope, and love