I Don't Want to Mess Around in Showbiz Either

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Ruthless, domineering omega x evil spirit Alpha

I Didn't Want to Mess Around in the Entertainment Industry Either

Straight CEO boss bottom x young celebrity exorcist top.

There is a stretch of land in Tang City where countless ghosts and monsters gather. It is known as the Ten Thousand Ghosts' Den.

One day, a man suddenly appears and makes a name for himself in the Ten Thousand Ghosts' Den.

At first, none of the ghosts respect him. "Hahahaha, that's hilarious. What kind of idiot is this?"

Then he casually punches the long-reigning old ghost and sends him flying.

The ghost who was a movie queen is enslaved by him.

The tentacled internet troll mysteriously vanishes from his turf.

Even the battle-hardened Bone Spirit loses to him and becomes his underling.

Strange tales about him begin circulating among the ghosts.

They say he's a heaven-chosen ghost-hunting machine: when he meets a ghost, he kills it; when he meets a monster, he captures it. One comes, one dies; two come, both die. He's ruthless and untamed, and especially good at mercilessly dispatching ghosts.

Every ghost trembles at the mention of his name.

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As a rich second-generation heir, Yan Huaijing's greatest wish is to make his startup a success.

He buys an entertainment company and gets to work, but his career hits a wall before it even gets off the ground.

The trainees he had worked so hard to develop get poached. Just as he resolves that mess, ghosts start showing up all over his own company. All kinds of monsters keep appearing, doing nothing but causing trouble.

Yan Huaijing refuses to believe in the supernatural. He immediately orders a cheap copy of The Taoist Encyclopedia and grabs the book, improvising wildly.

After accidentally punching a ghost away, Yan Huaijing scratches his cheek in suspicion. Hm? Is that all?

The ghosts these days... seem kind of... weak?

Can't be sure. Better try again.

As he keeps trying, Yan Huaijing suddenly realizes

Hm? Wasn't he supposed to be making a name for himself in the entertainment industry? Why is he throwing punches all over the ghost world now?!

Didn't he open an entertainment company? Why is he helping people catch ghosts and monsters?

Why are the artists at his company becoming huge stars? And why are monsters competing for jobs there?!

How did he end up winning an award as one of the country's Ten Outstanding Entrepreneurs?

Later, the ghosts say, "He's not an idiot! He's our sugar daddy!"

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There are countless stories on Jinjiang. If one doesn't work, just pick another.

Reader's guide:

1. 1v1, both physically and emotionally pure, younger top

2. Comedic nonsense, light and fluffy

3. Nothing too profound, just here for a laugh

Serial story

After Our Blind Date, My Dead Husband Suddenly Came Back

Bai Qi is a top-tier omega.

Three months into his marriage, before he could experience his first heat, his husband unfortunately died.

Now he faces two choices:

One: go on a blind date of his own accord.

Two: wait to be forcibly matched.

Bai Qi chooses a third option: find a boyfriend.

His boyfriend is quiet, has little presence, and is capable and efficient. He does whatever he's told. The people who used to bully Bai Qi now switch sides so quickly they might as well be standing three meters tall.

Bai Qi couldn't be more satisfied, except for one thing: his boyfriend is extremely jealous.

Any Alpha or Beta who gets close to him is punished by his boyfriend. In the end, they all go crazy, claiming they've seen a ghost.

Oh, I forgot to mention: his boyfriend isn't human ^_^

Later, his boyfriend wants to take his rightful place and claims to be Bai Qi's dead husband.

Bai Qi smiles gently. "So you're the husband I thought had died for his country, but who actually died on the front lines after committing treason and colluding with the enemy, with anti-human tendencies, and who even after death wouldn't let me rest, getting me detained and abused for months?"

Boyfriend: ...

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[Top's perspective]

No man can bear to see the woman he loves marry someone else. Bai Qi's dead husband was no exception.

So he crawled back with great difficulty.

He wanted to be angry!

He wanted to be bad!

He wanted revenge!

He kept hidden in the shadows, watching his wife.

While his wife slept, he did all kinds of things, including but not limited to biting his gland, drinking his saliva, and squeezing his thigh.

The moment he was discovered, his tentacles were still wrapped around his wife's chest.

When confronted, he came up with a terrible lie.

He told his wife he was an evil spirit from the depths of hell, and that if he wanted to live, he had to submit to him.

Knowing his wife, he was sure the poor thing would be terrified and lose his wits. Then he could take the opportunity to make all kinds of unreasonable demands, and his wife wouldn't refuse him.

"So what do you want to do to me?"

His wife was indeed frightened, casually pulling his collar open to reveal his gland.

"Do you want to bite me? Or go straight for my reproductive cavity?"

Him: "?"

Why wasn't this going the way he had imagined?

Never mind!

He wanted to test his wife's obedience. "Take off your clothes first..."

His wife was quiet for a few seconds. "All right, but I have one condition. You have to be my boyfriend first."

"...All right."

"Kill everyone I hate."

"All right."

P.S. Bai Qi's Guide to Taming

To tame a monster, first whet its appetite and make it greedy.

List:

#Damn, my dead husband is back

#A man can't let himself be cuckolded!

#The top will take human form later!

1. Both physically and emotionally pure, rivals, rekindled romance, melodrama, nonhuman, gloomy ghost husband

2. Gloomy nonhuman top x gorgeous bottom

3. Romance and plot in equal measure

4. Light and fluffy

Next story blurb

"If you don't do well on the test, you'll raise pigs!" "If you don't do well on the test, you'll farm!" "If you don't do well on the test, you'll lay bricks!" Every teacher has said these words. But one day, what if they actually became reality?

On Monday, the flag-raising speech turns into a public reprimand.

The dean says, "To support quality education, special regulations have been introduced to discipline students. The following punishments will be given to those who fought and caused trouble last week..."

"Zhan Nanxing will raise two black pigs, He Qi will lay 127 bricks, Jiang Shuheng will plant five jin of rice seedlings..."

Zhan Nanxing: "???"

Zhan Nanxing stares at the five-thousand-character apology he'd stayed up all night writing and is completely bewildered.

Fine! I'll raise the pigs! I'll keep fighting, too! And I'll beat the crap out of He Qi every time I see him!

Later, the school newspaper reporter works overtime chasing down the school's biggest pig farmer, Boss Zhan, for an interview.

And later still, how did the pig farmer and the bricklayer end up together???

P.S. Written on November 18, 2019. Don't steal the premise! I've taken screenshots and posted them on Weibo as proof!

Main characters: Zhan Nanxing, He Qi

Theme: Trust science and beware of scams