I Just Got Divorced, So How Am I Reborn with a Kid?

Here's a recommendation for my story, "City Boy Hustler Tricks a Gloomy Tycoon"

Story blurb:

After his divorce, Zhou Lai is reborn five years in the past.

And he brings his three-year-old son with him.

The child wasn't born five years ago, so right now he's just a spirit.

Zhou Xi (sitting cross-legged, eyes sparkling): "Dad, I have superpowers now! The world is waiting for me to save it!"

Zhou Lai: "...No, get down from the chandelier!"

After being reborn, he still has to find his ex-husband and have the child again. (Sigh.)

But things between him and his ex-husband aren't great at this point.

At a party, Zhou Lai tries to find Wen Cijing, but the man leads him on a chase around the entire venue.

When Zhou Lai finally catches up and blocks his way, the man's voice is mocking and his eyes are sinister. "Young Master Zhou, you should stay away. Wouldn't want to end up smelling like a dog."

Zhou Lai: "..."

Right, this is after he beat the man up and cursed him out, calling him a shameless, filthy dog.

#Is it illegal to trick your ex into sleeping with you? #How hard do you have to hit someone to knock them out? #Can you still make out with someone who's unconscious?

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After all his hard work, Zhou Lai finally makes some progress with Wen Cijing...

The Omega lies limp in his arms, breathing raggedly, his lips rosy and alluring, his eyes hazy with a patina of verdigris.

His flushed fingertips slide down the collar of Wen Cijing's shirt, only to be caught and pulled away again and again.

But through the thin fabric, Zhou Lai can feel the other man's burning warmth, and he's on the verge of losing control.

He knows this man is always playing hard to get.

The Omega lowers his eyes, docile as a swan bending its neck. He gently pinches the man's collar and whispers, "I love you, I love you. Can we keep going?"

Wen Cijing takes a deep breath, his veins bulging as he restrains himself, but then suddenly gets to his feet. "No. I'm more conservative. I can't have sex before marriage."

Zhou Lai: "???"

He was so furious that he couldn't help beating the man up.

Just as Zhou Lai is cursing his ex-husband for being useless, the little devil at home comes over. "Dad, I can help you get back at him."

Then:

His dad sits down, and the chair slides backward.

His dad writes, and the pen splatters ink.

His dad goes out, and the door locks behind him.

While Wen Cijing is so moved by his son's filial devotion that he's still dazed,

Zhou Lai successfully drugs him.

After a night of intense lovemaking, the child's spirit slips into Zhou Lai's belly in an instant.

He runs off, clutching his lower back.

See you never, ex-hubby!

#What kind of idiot would get back together with his ex after being reborn? Definitely not him.

Then Zhou Lai discovers that this pregnancy also requires an Alpha's pheromones to soothe him.

Zhou Lai: "..." Damn, he's the idiot!

So Wen Cijing, who is frantic to find his wife, discovers that someone has broken into his house. He checks the hidden camera and sees: Why is his wife hiding in the closet?

Both are reborn. The gong regains his memories after the pregnancy. Both are sexually inexperienced and have only been with each other. The divorce was caused by a misunderstanding.

My take on ABO, with lots of original settings.

Updates follow the rankings before the story goes premium. After that, updates are between 10 p.m. and midnight.

Here's a recommendation for my upcoming danmei story, "City Boy Hustler Tricks a Gloomy Tycoon"

Rong Qiu has dreamed of being rich since he was little.

But his family is poor, so he can't be born into wealth, and he has no talent, so he can't build a fortune from scratch.

One day, while chatting with people in a group called "Get Rich Soon," he accidentally posted a photo.

The group immediately went wild, and helpful people offered him advice:

"You're so good-looking. Why not go to a big city and become a male escort? If you do well, getting rich won't just be a dream!"

Rong Qiu's eyes lit up. What a great idea!

He packed his bags and headed to the city.

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Rong Qiu made ambitious plans and prepared thoroughly, but his first attempt to seduce a rich woman ended in disaster.

Her cold-faced, six-foot-two younger brother grabbed Rong Qiu by the wrist, dragged him out of the private room, and pinned him against the icy wall. His shadow swallowed Rong Qiu whole, and Rong Qiu trembled.

"How old are you, and why are you doing this?" The man's thick brows drew together, and his eyes were as cold as a deep pool. His custom-made outfit showed off his tall, lean build. Even the cufflinks alone were worth enough for Rong Qiu to buy a home in the city.

Rong Qiu was so jealous he wanted to beat the man up and strip him naked, but he lowered his eyes and pretended to be restrained as he made up a story. "I'm actually thirty-eight. I got into this because my family ran into trouble..."

The other man pressed him for details. "What kind of trouble?"

"Because..." He remembered the hundred tragic backstories the manager at the club had given him and blurted out, "My parents spent all their savings on medical treatment, my ex-wife changed her mind and sent the kid back, and the kindergarten fees back home are just too expensive. Here, they cover food and lodging and even pay social insurance."

The man seemed cold, but turned out to be warmhearted. After hearing Rong Qiu's sad story, he immediately found him a luxury apartment, took him out for good food and drinks, and treated him to all kinds of experiences.

Rong Qiu cried with gratitude. "Thank you, Mr. Fu. Now that I've seen the world, I want my kid to go to an international kindergarten..."

"Use this card."

Rong Qiu: Hehe * ~ *

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In his third month in the city, Rong Qiu reunited with a relative he'd lost touch with. The relative introduced him to a marriage match.

"A betrothal arranged by our grandfathers. The other family is prominent, and he's young and successful. If I marry him, I'll get a hundred million right away?"

His relative nodded. Rong Qiu slapped the table and declared that there was nothing to think about. He'd marry him!

His husband didn't even show up on the day they registered their marriage, so the husband's elders gave Rong Qiu a mansion as compensation.

Rong Qiu: So this is how rich people apologize, simple and unpretentious. (Rolling around on the mansion's huge bed.)

Out of a sense of morality (and because he now had a steady meal ticket), he could cut things off with Fu Xichen.

So he bought the man a few token gifts, blocked him, and quietly fled in the middle of the night with his suitcase.

Rong Qiu was delighted to be a wealthy family's pampered husband, overlooked by his spouse but rich, and forgot all about Fu Xichen, until...

He realized his husband's name was also Fu Xichen, and he looked exactly like the Fu Xichen he'd tricked!

Rong Qiu: "..." Could Fu Xichen be a common name, and that face just a common face?

Then he found out the man was obsessively searching for a divorced man with a child who was older than him.

Rong Qiu: Not hehe * ᑎ *

When Fu Xichen heard from someone else that he'd gotten married, he flew into a rage. His voice was cold and sinister when he called.

"Come downstairs. We need to talk about our divorce."

Rong Qiu's legs went weak. Ahaha, Qiuqiu is doomed.

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"A few days ago, I arranged things with every kindergarten in the city, just waiting for you to take the child to enroll," Fu Xichen whispered in his ear as he drifted in and out of consciousness. "But now there's no child. What are we going to do, Qiuqiu? You can't let all my efforts go to waste."

Rong Qiu clutched his butt and begged for mercy. "Qiuqiu, Qiuqiu doesn't know what to do either, sob..."

A hand pressed against his slightly rounded belly. The slightest force shattered his sobs, tears streaming from his blank eyes. The man gave a low laugh. "Then your husband will try harder and help Qiuqiu have a baby."

1v1, both are sexually inexperienced and devoted only to each other

A vain, shameless, money-grubbing receiver who can't stop making things up VS a gloomy tycoon whose brain is short-circuited by love at first sight

Same-sex marriage is legal, but same-sex couples cannot have children

Upcoming romance story: "The Sky Screen Reveals That I'm an Immortal"

She transmigrates into a female lead who's about to die. No need to panic, the memory-projection System can help.

After completing so many instances in her past life, making up a backstory about being an immortal sent down to save the world is a piece of cake.

Only, as she keeps playing the part, she really does become an immortal.

Theme: Face setbacks with courage, and fight on all the harder