Impersonating a God (Quick Transmigration)

Seeking favorites for upcoming danmei novel "Reborn with a Child After Divorce: An Omega's Story"~

Blurb: Cong Yan is bound to a Supporting Female Character Comeback System.

The System thumps its chest and promises, "Your first world won't be too difficult. You're the Prime Minister's daughter, abandoned as a child and unlucky enough to fall into the life of a courtesan. Just practice dancing hard, become famous throughout the capital, and the emperor, our male lead, will dote on you."

Cong Yan, transmigrated into the body of a little girl, finishes reading the plot, looks up at the stars, and points imperiously at the sky. "The Ziwei Star is about to fall. What could the affection of a mere ruler of a doomed dynasty possibly be worth?"

System: "...Wait, where are you going? You're supposed to stay here and wait for the brothel madam to take you in. Why are you running off to the border?"

"If the emperor is incompetent and unjust, then we'll put someone else on the throne."

*

At some point, a gigantic screen appeared within the border city's walls, shining like daylight even at night.

As people came and went, a woman's voice suddenly rang out from the screen: "Chaos is coming. My child, who oversees agriculture, must offer the people of the world life-saving seeds."

A tiny God of Agriculture descended from the clouds, dusted herself off, and lifted her still-childish face. "Cong Yan obeys the Mother Goddess's command."

The screen was a glimpse of Heaven's secrets, showing a deity descending to the mortal world. The people throughout the borderlands erupted in excitement and crowded around it to watch the God of Agriculture descend in real time.

The God of Agriculture came down from the sky! She fell from ten thousand meters up and wasn't hurt at all!

The God of Agriculture disguised herself as a little beggar! Her dirty clothes and ragged shoes looked so convincing!

The God of Agriculture went to the imperial palace! The emperor... The emperor waved a hand. "Guards! Throw this beggar out."

The seeds in the little God of Agriculture's hands crumbled into ash. Her gaze was full of pity. "The emperor is immoral and blind, with a heart as black as night. It seems these seeds, which could yield a thousand catties per mu, are destined never to reach the people."

The people were so furious their eyes nearly bulged out. They spat blood and cried, "He won't even take seeds that yield a thousand catties per mu? That damn emperor! May he die a thousand deaths!"

Later, the System watched as people built temples all over the country and enshrined divine tablets. A clay statue of a young girl with a child's face was worshipped by millions. The System's programming went haywire. "Host, where did you get a holographic projector? Aren't you supposed to be living in the modern world?!"

Cong Yan: "Don't worry about all that. Aren't you a flying ball of light? Hurry and lift me up. I want to descend from ten thousand meters onto the altar. Yes, yes, keep that speed. Make my landing look heavenly, like the projection earlier."

The System, once a mere mascot, now forced to be a strongman, and a Supporting Female Character Comeback System: "@#$... Please, try acting like a person."

Cong Yan: "Hehe, no. I'll be a god, a god!"

Second world: [Everyone Wants to Be My Friend]

The System, battered in body and spirit: "The supporting female character in this world has it rough. She was born because her frail older sister, the female lead, needed umbilical cord blood. When she grew up, the person she had a crush on bullied her. Then the apocalypse came, and she was used as a human shield against the zombies. But she's incredibly naive. She thinks everyone in the world is kind, just kind to someone else."

Cong Yan: "So I'm supposed to make the whole world treat me kindly?"

System: "Right. You could buy a farming space, grow lots of food, and hand it out to everyone... Why did you buy a city-building game?!"

Cong Yan: "Obviously, so all of humanity can come and entertain me."

*

On the eve of the apocalypse, everyone in the world dreamed of a terrible future. A zombie virus would contaminate the globe, resources would be destroyed, and humanity was doomed to extinction.

Desperate to find a way to survive, a precognitive esper who awakened early saw a girl in the endless darkness. She would have a special ability called the Princess's Floating Island.

As long as they befriended the innocent princess, they could be invited to live on her unpolluted floating island, where food and drink were plentiful. The happier the princess was, the larger the island's living area would become.

The news leaked, and countries around the world went mad, all eager to befriend the princess.

Country A offered her a high salary and luxurious clothes, inviting her to immigrate. Country B sent its hottest boy band to serve as her personal attendants. Country C called out across the airwaves, "Our country is still missing a queen! More than a hundred astrologers have determined that the queen is currently in Huaguo. Please come back and ascend the throne as soon as possible!"

The System gaped. "You can trade affection points for a game-to-reality conversion rate? Where did you even learn to pull that off?"

Cong Yan lifted a fan to cover her smile. "Don't worry about that. Come help me with my train. This ten-catty diamond dress may be heavy, but it's perfect for the ceremony where I become the global council chair."

Other worlds include [Offering Genetic Enhancements to Ying Zheng] and [The Fallen Dynasty's Empress? No, I'm the Ziwei Emperor], among others.

The order in which I write them is undecided.

Who cares about tragic supporting female characters? I'm the supreme deity.

Upcoming pure-love novel "Reborn with a Child After Divorce: An Omega's Story" blurb:

Zhou Lai is unexpectedly reborn after his divorce.

He brings his three-year-old child with him.

Back to four years earlier.

Zhou Lai has just graduated from university. His family is still doing fine, and his future ex-husband is still an annoying suitor.

But the three-year-old Zhou Xi hasn't been born yet. He's returned as a spirit and can attach himself to all kinds of objects.

One moment he's a chandelier, swinging crystal beads like a playground swing; the next, he's a tissue, floating lightly in midair with years' worth of dust from every nook and cranny stuck to him.

But he has no physical body, so there's no way to grab him and spank him.

The little kid proudly dives into the radio and laughs through its crackling speakers. "Dad! I'm a monster. You can't hit me~"

Zhou Lai takes a deep breath.

He decides to find his ex-husband and seduce him into bed.

Then he'll give birth to the kid's body and give him a good spanking!

At a party.

Zhou Lai walks toward Wen Cijing one step at a time.

His ex-husband wears a deathly expression. He clearly sees Zhou Lai, but just raises his glass and wanders around making small talk with everyone, ignoring him.

Zhou Lai tries to greet him.

His ex-husband sneers coldly. "Young Master Zhou, you'd better stay away. Wouldn't want to catch a whiff of that dog smell."

Only then does Zhou Lai remember: oh, a few days before being reborn, he'd slapped this man.

And yelled that he was a stinking dog, too stupid to read the room and only capable of following people around like a tail.

This is a bit of a problem.

How is he supposed to coax the man into bed?

*

Zhou Lai lies limp in his ex-husband's arms, his lips sucked red and alluring, cheeks flushed and eyes like spring water, as he gently reaches down.

The man keeps breathing harder, but firmly stops him.

Feeling that burning heat, Zhou Lai thinks to himself, this man really knows how to play hard to get.

So he lifts his misty eyes. "I love you, I love you. Can we keep going now?"

Wen Cijing abruptly gets up. "No. I don't have sex before marriage."

Zhou Lai: "???"

You kissed me and touched me, and you're as hard as a diamond. Now you're suddenly keeping yourself chaste?!!!

Zhou Lai is so mad he pounds the wall.

But there's no other way. Since seduction failed, he'll have to use force.

After successfully drugging him, they spend the whole night at it, and the child's spirit slips into Zhou Lai's belly.

Zhou Lai runs off, clutching his aching waist.

Goodbye, chaste ex-husband.

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