The Incompetent Husband Awakens

In harem novels where everyone is obsessed with the protagonist, there's always an official love interest who is blind and clueless.

They don't notice the protagonist flirting with everyone else or the tangled relationships between them. Like the impotent husband sleeping through the action in a certain kind of adult video, they only wake up and regret everything once it's too late.

And, because of all kinds of physical and emotional problems or circumstances beyond their control, they're forced to share their partner with others. They watch the protagonist surrounded by admirers and "forced" into becoming life's winner, while they're left to swallow their own bitterness.

The Heavenly Way pities these official love interests, forced into stupidity and made to wear one, two, three, four, five, six cuckold's hats. It decides to tell them the whole truth and give them its most sincere blessing:

This time, keep your eyes open and look carefully.

1. [Honest, unassuming researcher beta gong x Self-aware, charmingly pheromonal white-lotus professor omega shou, adored by all x CEO alpha shou who tries to force his way into a relationship but gets forcibly subdued on the spot]

You're a plain, honest researcher. As a beta, marrying a gorgeous omega feels like a blessing from heaven. Too bad you can't smell his alluring pheromones, or know that his exceptionally gifted glands can accommodate the marks of several alphas. You're just the honest, useful man he keeps around to ward off trouble. Only after catching him entangled with someone else do you realize you've been the joke all along. Returning to the day you first met, you choose to:

a. Stay close and protect your partner from alpha harassment, growing old together;

b. Come clean to your partner, tell him you don't mind his past, and stand by him as you resist the instincts of your pheromones, loving each other until death.

The official gong says, "Cancel the wedding. Lock up the dirty trash."

The CEO protests, "I never touched him. I'm not dirty at all."

2. [Smiling, calculating wheelchair-bound beta family patriarch gong x Cunning omega shou who'll be your bride or your stepmother x Untamed alpha shou, an unrelated stepson who schemes to take over the family]

You're a family patriarch with both legs disabled. The omega sent to marry you is cunning but truly beautiful. You fall in love at first sight and want to lay the whole world at his feet, so what's a few other men? But he really shouldn't have gotten involved with your "stepson"! When you see the two of them arrive together, you choose to:

a. Ask your partner to stay by your side, be honest with each other, and love one another without suspicion;

b. Drive away your stepson and everyone else who comes sniffing around, and protect your partner's honor forever, bound together for life.

The official gong says, "Why don't we kick both of those idiots out? Save ourselves the headache."

The stepson blows his top. "Who are you calling an idiot?! Want me to bite you?!"

3. [Laid-back beta gong, an obscure nobody x Top-tier star omega shou, adored by the whole world x Alpha shou who is both an A-list actor and capital itself]

4. ...

Betas can't sense pheromones.

They are never controlled, always free, forever equal and carefree.

If they love, they give their all. If they don't, they walk away.

They will always have the right not to love anyone or anything, leaving others burning with desire while they remain completely unbothered.

[Blurb screenshotted and saved on 2026/3/12]

[Important content warnings]

1. Gong-focused, shou pursues gong, powerful figures bend for love, ABO setting

2. The logic is a mess and the writing is immature. The author's cat wrote it, okay? w

Theme: Discipline, self-control, self-respect, self-love