A witch prophesied that he had an extremely unusual fate.
Like a stone, he would never have any money left over, but he was tough as nails. What kind of future could he have? (Angilila: Why is every other stone so much luckier than me? :-D
Angilila's fate remained unchanged even after he came of age. For the first half of his life, he scraped by doing odd jobs and selling things.
He heard people say Gotham was a big city, full of both opportunities and challenges.
So he came to Gotham with his little bag. Inside were all sorts of strange things he'd picked up along the way: a small green-glowing stone, a Batarang, a crowbar, and some healing potions...
He wasn't very educated, and sometimes couldn't understand what people in Gotham were saying. All he knew how to say when selling things was, "Two dollar, two dollar."
Luckily, most of the people here were very friendly.
A mysterious backpacker had recently appeared in Gotham. He would randomly pull an item out of his pocket and offer it for sale, repeating only, "Two dollars."
Bruce tried to communicate with him and offer him financial support. But even after giving him two hundred thousand dollars, he was still penniless, and he stubbornly stuck to his line of work, selling extremely dangerous weapons at rock-bottom prices.
Villains: :)
Batman: Do you have any idea how much chaos you've brought to Gotham?
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Angilila was very happy. He still hadn't gotten rich after coming to Gotham, but now he had a small, cozy home, plenty to eat and wear every day, and lots of friends.
Little Bat told him to be careful and try not to go out every day. The Penguin often invited him to dinner at the Iceberg Lounge, and Poison Ivy even planted flowers outside his house, so seeing them put him in a good mood every day.
Apologies for the out-of-character portrayals.
A lighthearted, funny slice-of-life story with a messy timeline.
There may be some minor revisions later. Hope you enjoy reading!
Theme: What matters is making an effort.
Boss, are you considering joining V? Will there be more people if I enter V?
Just say there will be classics When it comes to being kidnapped and blackmailed, there must be a girl who behaves like this Now isn't this just [covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying] Seeing someone die, the girl who was crying has now shut her mouth When I saw this, I thought I would definitely write about a girl [covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying] Isn't this coming? [Covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying]
Just say there will be classics When it comes to being kidnapped and blackmailed, there must be a girl who behaves like this Now isn't this just [covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying] Seeing someone die, the girl who was crying has now shut her mouth When I saw this, I thought I would definitely write about a girl [covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying] Isn't this coming? [Covering face and laughing and crying] [covering face and laughing and crying]
Finished Spreading Flowers [Cat's Claw] Thank you for your hard work, boss
Um! Wait, this is too OOC.
"Constantine's aunt" gave the author a big bug ~ This should be the protagonist's aunt, right?
"Joker" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ This should be the Penguin, right?
Wuwuwu, boss, you can make up your mind and run away, it must be finished 😭
The writing is quite interesting, and the jokes are also fun.
😭 Why are there so few people?