He's greedy for money, I'm greedy for looks. We were made for each other, a perfect match!
Little scene:
Su Shili (leaping to his feet): I'm breaking up with you!
Pei Ji (putting down his phone): What is it this time, Your Highness?
Su Shili (leaning close): You're only after my money. You don't love me at all!
Pei Ji: ...
Pei Ji (prying him off): You're imagining things.
Su Shili (shaking him): I don't care. We're breaking up!
Pei Ji (picking up his phone) (coolly): No, we're not.
Su Shili (dejected): See? You just can't bear to lose my money!
Pei Ji (putting down his phone again): What kind of logic is that?
Pei Ji (looking solemn): It's not every day you can bear to lose me. (Pei Ji points at his face and abs.)
Su Shili (thinking seriously): Uh, I can't...
Pei Ji (waving a hand): There you go. So what are you still worrying about? You like my face, I like your money. You love me, and I love you. What's the problem?
Su Shili (agitated): I... have a problem! You're still after my money!
Pei Ji: ...
Pei Ji: Then are you after my looks?
Su Shili (weakly): I am...
Pei Ji (seriously): Do you love me?
Su Shili: I do!
Pei Ji (satisfied): Then I love you too.
Su Shili (confused): Huh? Is that how it works?
Pei Ji (tempting him with his good looks): That's how it works.
Su Shili (giving up) (pouncing) (cuddling) (nuzzling)
Content warnings: Younger top, mutually exclusive relationships, doting on each other.
Theme: Promote positive energy and establish sound values