Drawing Cards to Open a Horror Theme Park Among the Stars

New Novel: Survival Infrastructure Building + Leveling Up: Safe House Is a Magic Academy. Please add it to your reading list! Blurb: On the day the inheritance was divided, Yu Wang received an extremely old manor. The manor was in a battered state, located on a backwater planet. It had been abandoned for years and was overgrown with weeds, and it still came with a hefty annual fee. Everyone was waiting to laugh at Yu Wang. Yu Wang: [Shocked] Wait, what are you complaining about? This place covers eight thousand mu!!! With a bizarre card-drawing System in hand, Yu Wang immediately broke into an exuberant dance of triumph Perfect! Now he finally had somewhere to put all the bizarre entities and buildings he drew! - A hot topic has recently been making the rounds on the Star Network: a newly opened amusement park. The place is obviously run-down and remote, yet a whole crowd of people are praising it, making all sorts of wild claims, like how visiting once can increase your mental strength? Netizens scoffed: Have ads gotten this ridiculous these days? That is, until a group of skeptical netizens went to try the attractions for themselves: An astonishingly beautiful complex of ancient buildings; Incredible interactive features and lifelike special effects; Exciting, brain-teasing, and terrifying instances; And, it really can increase your mental strength, ahhh! After trying it, the visitors said: [Throws a fit] You locals really have no idea how to hype this place! Where's the publicity department? Get out here and take your beating! - Yu Wang did a ten-pull. He got: [Abandoned Village] x1, [Facial Ulcer Apparition] (Purple), [Corpse Elder of Yin Mountain] (Orange) Holding his new cards, he looked at his eight-thousand-mu amusement park and the dozen or so instances he already had, and began to fret. He was running out of space! [Red Wedding Dress] [School of Ghost Stories] [Peace Hospital] [Happy Residential Complex] [Orphanage] [Ghost Market]... Before he knew it, his horror amusement park was packed to the brim. Looking at the endless string of digits in his account, Yu Wang thought: [It's time to expand my empire.jpg] - Recently, the park launched a challenge event to reward its customers. Players who survived to the end would receive a huge cash prize. Players eagerly rubbed their hands together. But no matter what they tried, they couldn't beat the final boss. One player refused to give up and risked his life to sneak into the boss's bedroom. There, he found a heap of assorted odds and ends. A calligraphy brush, a handkerchief, an earphone cable, intimate apparel, some unknown toy, and two fanfics, the explicit kind. Before the player could read them, he got GG'd once again. Yu Wang, who had been happily watching the show, rushed out with his face bright red, swept the pile under the bed, then glared furiously at the shadow beside him: "I told you to put this stuff away properly!!" Park Director shou x Bizarre Boss gong PS: 1. 1v1, happy ending, card drawing + management + infrastructure building, lighthearted wish fulfillment; 2. More to be added as I think of it Coming Soon: Survival Infrastructure Building + Leveling Up: Safe House Is a Magic Academy Blurb: After the college entrance exams, Jing Ke stepped out of the exam hall, ready to enjoy a carefree summer vacation. But the next moment, a survival game descended. [Welcome, all survivors, to the game. Please gather resources, upgrade your safe house, and fend off monster invasions and all kinds of natural disasters!] Fog shrouded the surroundings. From the start, players had only a 2x2 plot of land and a basic safe house. Monsters showed up promptly at eight every night, and all kinds of natural disasters struck as well. Other people's safe houses were wooden cabins, RVs, tree houses, and cellars. Jing Ke's was a cursed magic academy. The monsters' strength was UP! The difficulty of natural disasters was UP! The rarity and difficulty of collecting upgrade materials were UP UP UP! Worst of all, this busted academy held monthly exams! Jing Ke kicked away Five Years of Alchemy, Three Years of Magic. What the heck! The college entrance exams were over, so why did he still have to be a student?! [Warning! The academy has detected that you have violated school rules! Please correct your behavior immediately, or you will face punishment!] [Penalties as follows:] [1. Dissect one hundred fire salamanders and successfully extract their fire element.] [2. Take the lead as the star dancer and rehearse the school anniversary show with ten zombies.] [3. Kiss the statue of the founding headmaster and praise him, once in the morning and once at night.] Jing Ke: ... What could he do? He could only scramble back on hands and knees, grumbling as he went on studying. As the game's difficulty kept increasing and countless players fell into despair, Jing Ke finally came around. [Safe House: Magic Academy] [Defense Shield: 100W/100W] [Building: Elemental Magic Towers 4/4, automatically attack intruders, dealing 100K damage per second] [Building: Magic Farm, automated, with a high chance of producing magical plants] [Building: Library, learn any skill, as long as you can master it] [Building: Classroom Building, increases learning efficiency by 200%] [Ecology: River, Forest, steadily produce chests and resources] Jing Ke, who had easily (and awkwardly) earned his graduation certificate, declared: Hah, survival? Easy as pie! Survival Forum: "'Li Tao,' are we even playing the same game as the top-ranked player?" : [Short-Tempered Chili Pepper] Besides the top-ranked player, has anyone else managed to grow this? The second it sees an ugly one, it self-destructs! The damage is insane! : [Alchemy for Beginners: A Nanny-Level Tutorial] Help, I bought this from the top-ranked player. It says that if you understand it, you'll know alchemy. Is that true? : Hahaha, I got one of the top-ranked player's handmade [Magic Protection]! It makes you immune to weather-related disasters! This is totally overpowered, guys! : Okay, okay, now I get it. The top-ranked player is playing on the test server, no explanation needed! Blurb posted on 2024/11/12 Theme: Look at things from a different angle