She Is the CEO's Hot-Tempered White Moonlight

[Hot-tempered, sharp-tongued girl × sinister wheelchair-bound tycoon]

[It's complete!! There are more completed silly novels of the same type in my collection, so come check them out, babies~]

Jiang Chanyue had a bad temper and would explode at the slightest provocation.

One day, she transmigrated into an old-fashioned, melodramatic novel she'd just finished reading. She became the pure-hearted second female lead, who'd been engaged to the male lead since childhood and went abroad early on, his former white moonlight.

According to the plot, when they were children, she deliberately let the male lead believe she was the little girl who had saved him. From then on, she held her place as his white moonlight, causing the male and female leads to break up and get back together through a series of melodramatic misunderstandings before finally finding happiness. The pure-hearted second female lead, who was determined to pee in the river of their love, naturally ended up with her family destroyed and her life in ruins.

The newly transmigrated second female lead was still following the overseas storyline. Looking at the bland Western food on her desk and the deadline she'd only half-finished on her computer, she thought: ...

Jiang Chanyue: Damn it, don't make me slap you all.

*

Meng Jiaxian had a fiancee who'd been his white moonlight since childhood. After years of studying in Germany, she was finally coming home, and he dropped everything to pick her up.

As for Cen Lianyu, she was nothing but a substitute to keep him entertained in his spare time.

But he never expected Cen Lianyu to chase him all the way to the airport. And so he, his white-moonlight fiancee, and his substitute all stood facing one another.

Cen Lianyu, tears streaming down her face: "Was I the only one who ever took this relationship seriously?!"

Meng Jiaxian grabbed Jiang Chanyue's hand to explain. "Xiaoyue! Listen to me!"

Jiang Chanyue stepped forward and slapped Cen Lianyu. "One slap for the girl."

Then she shook off Meng Jiaxian's hand and gave him two slaps, one after the other. "And two for the guy."

*

Meng Yannian had an underachieving nephew, a lovesick idiot who was so hopeless even zombies wouldn't eat him.

As a child, he insisted on marrying Jiang Chanyue. When he grew up, he decided he didn't want her anymore.

Watching Jiang Chanyue being publicly humiliated at a family banquet, Meng Yannian suddenly thought she looked like a fragile porcelain figurine, as if she might fall to the floor and shatter into pieces at any moment.

The next moment, the fragile porcelain figurine raised her pale, slender hands

And swept the annoying relative's plate right off the table.

Jiang Chanyue: "If you can't stand the sight of me, get lost."

Another relative: "Oh my, young lady, how can you behave like that..."

Jiang Chanyue: "You get lost too."

Meng Yannian: ...

*

Jiang Chanyue thought Meng Jiaxian was an idiot, but his uncle was pretty handsome.

Her uncle, Meng Yannian, was only five years older than the male lead, Meng Jiaxian, and six years older than her. In the book, he was a gravely ill major villain who used a wheelchair.

He looked like someone with a hefty inheritance.

Remembering her own impoverished ending, Jiang Chanyue casually asked, "Uncle, can I marry you, " And inherit your estate?

Meng Yannian answered at once: "Sure."

*

Later, standing at her wedding, Jiang Chanyue looked at the remorseful Meng Jiaxian before her and at Meng Yannian, whose legs were perfectly healthy and whose complexion was rosy, nothing like a man on the verge of death. Her fists clenched.

Damn it, life had conned her.

Meng Yannian: Plan successful.

[Important!!!!]:

1. The joke "One slap for the girl, and two for the guy" originated online.

2. This does not malign the original female lead. There are other reasons for the slap scene, and no girl was hit. Our girl has no violent tendencies, she's just a little sharp-tongued (my apologies).

[This blurb was posted on 2024.11.10 and has been screenshotted]

My upcoming novel, The Exes Went Crazy After I Faked My Death, is in my collection. I hope you'll show it some love~ Here's the blurb:

[Fake-death, darkening, harem-of-admirers fiction; letting loose and having a laugh]

Luo Changning, the female demon who had wreaked havoc in the cultivation world for a hundred years, finally died. Everyone cheered, gongs and drums filled the air, and firecrackers went off.

But they say evil lives for a thousand years. Luo Changning was only mostly dead.

Three hundred years later, she changed accounts and started over. The dead were mostly alive.

She had a certain expert to thank for this magical treasure. It used the strongest emotions other people felt for her as energy, reshaping her soul and helping her be reborn in a new life.

The expert: "I have a golden treasure, a silver treasure, and an astonishingly powerful treasure that can help you fake your death."

The expert: "It can help you be reborn, but the people who loved you most in your past life will never love you again."

The expert: "You'll have a new life and the whole sky to fly through, but no one will care about you. You can enjoy boundless loneliness, hahahahahaha!"

Luo Changning: "You've told me the benefits. What are the drawbacks?"

The expert: "?"

*

Luo Changning, the great scourge of the cultivation world, was dead, but not everyone was happy about it.

The white-haired, aloof master who occupied an entire peak emerged from seclusion for the first time. Every year, he stood silently beneath the white plum tree he'd planted for her when she was young, staying there until snow covered his shoulders.

The beast lord of the demon race, who'd spent decades loving and fighting with her, suddenly charged into the human realm, stole a finger bone from her corpse, and wore it around his neck for ten years.

The junior disciple she'd taken in and raised suddenly began studying the art of imprisonment, murmuring that he would lock her soul by his side.

The cultivation world's white moonlight, renowned as "the moon in the heavens, the snow on earth," had been annoyed by her pursuit for an entire lifetime, yet after she died, he secretly kept countless portraits of her.

The Dao companion she'd relentlessly pursued went even further. He suddenly slaughtered half a sect, seized a magical artifact capable of forming a physical body, and left.

One day, an expert claiming to be able to resurrect the dead found them.

The expert said, "I have a golden artifact, a silver artifact, and an artifact that can resurrect the dead. But once she's revived, she'll never love you again. Are you willing?"

Their eyes lit up, then dimmed.

*

After Luo Changning was resurrected, just as they'd expected, she didn't remember them and felt nothing for them.

Her distant yet polite smile stabbed at their hearts.

So Luo Changning discovered that, although she tried her best to keep her distance, the men who'd been entangled with her in her previous life still looked at her with increasingly intense gazes.

They even insisted she take responsibility for them!

Luo Changning: "Oi! This is getting a little too passionate!"

*

#Didn't they say they didn't love me anymore? #

#Is he the one who doesn't love her, or is she the one who doesn't love him? #

#A huge reward for one con artist! #

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