A Villainess, but I Wreck the Plot

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Song Ruoyan transmigrates into an old-school campus comic she read in middle school, becoming its gloomy, difficult, and underhanded villainess.

With a head of fluorescent green hair, she's the most hated person around.

She has to take on the villainess's role: humiliate the sweet, innocent heroine, grovel to win others over, get repeatedly face-slapped by the male lead, be mocked by everyone, and finally end up pouring drinks at a bar.

System: You're Option E, Plan B. You have to complete the mission, or you'll drop dead on the spot.

Song Ruoyan pats her chest. "Leave the villainy to me."

The System tells her to humiliate the heroine. With an evil grin, she pulls out a wad of cash and makes the heroine do squats while answering questions, giving her a bill for every correct answer. The white-lotus villainess is full of admiration. "Humiliating her with money. What a filthy trick."

Someone badmouths Song Ruoyan to her face, boasting that the odds of her going straight are lower than the odds that he's Qin Shihuang. Song Ruoyan walks over and gives him a thumbs-up. "Those who point out my faults to my face shall receive the highest reward."

The System tells her to increase the villain's corruption level. After the villain takes her home, Song Ruoyan not only shamelessly asks him to cook two dishes before he leaves, but also sends him off with two bags of trash.

The original male lead despises her and humiliates her in public. "Someone as disgusting as you should stay far away from Sang Yu. Don't think I don't know about all your despicable tricks."

Song Ruoyan, who hasn't done a thing, grabs the mop she just used to clean the toilet and swings it at his face, flipping him the bird. "I know you can't stand me. That's fine. Dung beetles don't like gold ingots either."

Song Ruoyan tears through the plot as the villainess, only for every mission the System gives her to somehow get completed.

System: Did you pay to win?

Song Ruoyan: I told you, I'm the true Son of Heaven.

Xie Mingwei was a villain in a melodramatic comic, with a tragic background and a twisted personality. Every inexplicable hardship he endured was just preparation for his eventual descent into darkness, so he could deliver the original story's forced-love confinement arc.

But after meeting Song Ruoyan, his muddy, filthy life suddenly gained a few bright colors.

The gloomy, cold boy sheathed his claws and willingly made her a lavish dinner. Then, considerate as ever, he didn't stay the night at her place, and even took the trash she needed to throw out with him.

His underling watches him anxiously. "Boss, don't let her fool you. I heard she sees you as a stand-in for her first love."

Xie Mingwei knits a pair of gloves for Song Ruoyan and gives him a cold glance. "What do you know? I have my own rhythm."

Sang Yu is the poor, sweet heroine of an old-school campus comic. She was created to be a helpless, beautiful Cinderella, rescued by the dazzling, universally adored male lead.

The will of the world says, "I will give you irresistible charm. You will win the exclusive devotion and love of the person blessed by this world's fate. Though you come from the lowest rung of society, you'll defeat countless rich young ladies and earn the chance to stand by Qin Zhi's side, envied and admired by everyone. Don't you want that?"

Sang Yu lifts her dark eyes from beneath her heavy bangs and adjusts her glasses.

"No," she says calmly. "I don't want that."

Her resistance goes unheard, until Song Ruoyan arrives.

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After wreaking havoc in the mortal realm for a century, the female demon lord of the cultivation world, Luo Changning, finally died. Everyone applauded and cheered, with gongs and drums booming and firecrackers going off.

But they say evil people live a long time. Luo Changning was only mostly dead.

Three hundred years later, she starts over with a new identity: the dead are mostly alive.

She has a powerful expert to thank for that. A magical artifact that draws on the strongest feelings other people have for her will rebuild her soul and let her be reborn in a new life.

Expert: I have a golden magical artifact, a silver magical artifact, and an incredibly powerful artifact that can help you fake your death.

Expert: It can bring you back to life, but the people who loved you most in your previous life will never love you again.

Expert: You'll have a new life, with the whole sky to fly through. But no one will miss you, and you'll enjoy endless loneliness. Hahahahahaha!

Luo Changning: You've covered the benefits. What are the drawbacks?

Expert: ?

*

Luo Changning, a notorious menace to the cultivation world, died. But some people weren't happy about it.

Her white-haired, aloof master, who had been secluded on his own peak, emerged from seclusion for the first time. Every year, he stood silently beneath the white plum tree he'd planted when she was young, staying there all night until snow piled on his shoulders.

The beast lord of the demon clan, who had spent decades in a love-hate relationship with her, suddenly invaded the human realm, stole a finger bone from her corpse, and wore it around his neck for ten years.

The junior fellow disciple she'd raised from childhood suddenly began studying the art of imprisonment, murmuring that he would keep her soul by his side.

The cultivation world's beloved first love, praised as "the moon in the sky, the snow on earth," had spent a lifetime being pestered and annoyed by her, yet after her death, he secretly kept countless portraits of her.

Her cultivation partner, whom she'd relentlessly pursued until he finally gave in, suddenly slaughtered half a sect and left with an artifact that could reconstruct a body.

One day, an expert claiming to be able to revive the dead found them.

The expert said, "I have a golden artifact, a silver artifact, and an artifact that can revive the dead. But after she's revived, she won't love you anymore. Are you willing?"

Their eyes lit up, then dimmed.

*

After Luo Changning was reborn, just as they'd expected, she didn't remember them and felt nothing for them.

Her distant, polite smile stabbed at their hearts.

So Luo Changning found that, despite her best efforts to keep her distance, the men entangled with her in her previous life looked at her with increasingly intense eyes.

They even insisted that she take responsibility for them!

Luo Changning: Hey! You're coming on a little strong!

*

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