[Football] A Real-Life Case of How Toxic Internet Advice Ruins Lives

In the 21st century, the internet has risen, and football fans have become more civilized. Specifically, after sitting through ninety minutes of torture, they no longer grab a knife and go after their own team's useless players who handed the other side a win. They just sit helplessly in their chairs and curse, "Does my life not matter too?"

...Then they pull themselves together and go right back to following the team and insulting them.

They watch every day, get crushed every day, curse every day, helplessly watching a bunch of guys who seem like they've never played football treat the pitch like a playground, then pull a stunt on them at the crucial moment.

All they want to ask is, what are these guys even doing this for?!

And the fans can only laugh bitterly: "These pampered princes, each of whose legs is worth tens of millions, are using such ridiculous tricks to make me laugh. Well, isn't it true that fans who laugh a lot can't have too much bad luck?"

...Then they take traditional Chinese medicine while continuing to follow the team and insult them.

Don't ask. The answer is, "My team treats me pretty well when it isn't testing my obedience."

With their rivals feeling sorry for them and their creditors donating money, the Team Redemption System comes into being. System Xiaoliu is ordered to bind with players of the type each team's fans love most and go save their favorite clubs.

Loyalty, strength, courage, and talent will no longer be beyond a team's reach.

The fans are so moved they burst into tears!

Amazing, bestie! This time it's the one-club man you love most!

It's just... why does it seem to have veered a bit off course...?

System Xiaoliu, who has read all the online motivational cliches: OvO.

He proudly shows off all his Hosts. "What do you mean, off course? This is exactly what everyone expected!"

Capybara

Xavier vs. Chelsea.

As a capybara who just wants to bask in the sun all day, Xavier has always lived by the rule that it's fine to live, and it's fine to die.

Don't ask. Capybaras are wise!

Save Chelsea? Xavier has no idea what Chelsea is. It sounds like some kind of new tomato, cut and all. That sounds delicious.

Chelsea: Appreciating a brainless idiot with elegance...

Tacky Fashionista

Sailen vs. Borussia Dortmund.

As the curator of Linlin Art Museum, Sailen's daily routine is to split the cost of an expensive branded coffee and dessert with his friends, pose pretentiously for pictures on Instagram with the caption [Today's OOTD], then hop into the comments of various influencers and celebrities to scrounge up some traffic for the museum.

Then one day, he is told that he, a person with absolutely no interest in sports, is going to save Borussia Dortmund?

Sailen: "Save Borussia Dortmund? Me? For real?"

Xiaoliu: "You're the one! It's a perfect fit!"

How is it a perfect fit? And what exactly is he qualified for?

Sailen doesn't understand, but he is deeply shocked.

Even when it's old, a Ferrari is still a Ferrari.

Lan Xi vs. AC Milan

Lan Xi didn't manage to save the world at eighteen. At thirty-two, he belatedly enters puberty and is struck by growing pains.

All Lan Xi wants to say is, "...Don't abuse an old man!"

The M trait goes wild!

Nasen vs. Real Madrid

Regarding the oft-repeated saying, "The M trait goes wild: Madridista!", Xiaoliu carefully takes notes, then chooses an S to fulfill the Madridistas' wish.

Madridistas: "...?"

Nasen, who has just finished hitting someone: "...?"

Xiaoliu proudly puffs out his chest. "No need to thank me! Bringing friends together is what I'm supposed to do."

Online polls of ideal types are only for fun. When it comes to real competition, Xiaoliu's handpicked choices are what count.

This is an episodic quick transmigration story, bringing together a few little ideas from my other works.

Different protagonists and different clubs. They're all one-club men. Whether each story will have a top, a bottom, or no romantic pairing is still undecided, and I'm not sure how many couples there will be. I'll think about it. In any case, it will have dual points of view.

While working on a draft about victory at all costs, I'm also writing some short stories to lighten the mood.

Each story will be 30,000 to 150,000 Chinese characters.

I may add or remove episodes as I please. These are purely for a change of pace, with no match scenes.

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