Metaphysics Boss Makes Crazy Revelations in Domestic Entertainment

[Advance collection: "Inheriting a Monster Hotel", please collect it~] ………………………………………… The following is the text of this article: On the day of Youyou's 22nd birthday, he went down the mountain with more than 1,000 yuan collected by the entire school. Before leaving, the senior brother wiped away his tears and told him: "All good-looking humans are vixens, so be sure to avoid them if you encounter them." Youyou promised with all his heart, but never thought... ＊ The penniless Youyou was lucky enough to find a job that provided five insurances and one fund, including food and accommodation, but he became famous in one fell swoop because of his seemingly open mouth... The first day of shooting. Xu Chengyang, a popular niche student, held his hand and showed off in front of the camera: "Xiaoyou, you are so cute." Youyou: "Your two children are also very cute!" The chatter in the live broadcast room stopped abruptly, and the guests who were chatting were as quiet as chickens. ——I'm going! ＊ Youyou was immersed in writing notes about his travels, and the doll on the table glowed obscenely red. The eagerly awaited fans in the live broadcast room saw the following content: "Ji Suifeng looked at Jiang Liuyi like a hungry dog staring at a bone... Didn't he have enough to eat at night?" …… "Jiang Liuyi is a kind-hearted person, but it's a pity that his vision is not good. His sweetheart has already married someone else, and he is so stupid that he doesn't know. How pitiful! Eh? Why is his sweetheart..." Live broadcast room: "..." Program team: "..." Jiang Liuyi was awakened by enthusiastic netizens: "..." Early the next morning, Youyou was pulled up from the bed by a red-eyed Jiang Liuyi and handed him a box: "This is my thank you gift." Youyou: Did something happen? ＊ The program team allows guests to earn travel expenses based on their talents. A pre-school student with zero completion of nine years of compulsory education, Youyou could only go back to his old job of setting up a stall and telling fortunes. He happened to meet the father of a financial sponsor who came to support him. You Yao: "You only have one woman in your life, so your life is precious..." Barrage: [Oh. The financial owner gritted his teeth: "I still have a son." The barrage gradually became obscene: [Oh~] Youyou: "But he is not your biological son." The barrage started to change: [Oh! The sponsor's father was suddenly shocked. ＊ The cruising notes were written with a click, and the big melons in the circle exploded with a click. Relying on the advantages of innate appearance and acquired magical attacks, Youyou is becoming more and more popular and becoming more and more popular. As an investor, Yu Jingchu was originally scheduled to record only the first episode. But the appearance of Youyou aroused a strong interest in him, until Yu Jingchu couldn't help but blocked him: "Tell me your fortune too." Youyou refused: "No, senior brother said you are a vixen and won't let me get too close to you." Yu Jingchu: "Really? Then tell me your fortune, and I'll stay away from you." You Yao: "You have a weak relationship, are haunted by evil spirits, have a difficult life, and end up alone... Do you want to continue?" Yu Jingchu politely thanked him and took the man back to his nest when he was not prepared. Youyou couldn't believe it: "Didn't you say you would stay away from me?" Yu Jingchu signaled to the person lying in his arms: "You are too close to me now~" ………………………………………… The following is the pre-receipt copy: "Inheriting a Monster Hotel" Violent college student with venomous tongue attacked Lu Zhong Yu Ge's grandmother, who had been missing for many years, came back and left him a dilapidated hotel that he could inherit. On the first night of staying at the hotel, the guests on the second floor fled en masse in the middle of the night, complaining that they were forced to bungee jump by Hydra in their dreams. On the second night after staying at the hotel, the cats in the neighborhood went into riot and vowed to find the little kitten who captured the hearts of cats! On the third night of staying at the hotel, Yu Ge redeemed the two-dimensional rabbit-eared girl who defrauded college students. On the fourth night of staying at the hotel, a double-eyed... Bird walked out of the room at the end of the corridor on the third floor. Lu Zhong: "You have to support me." Yu Ge: "I'll support you, uncle!" Only then did Yu Ge realize that he had inherited not only a hotel, but also a monster that had been imprisoned in the hotel for thousands of years. What's even worse is that these ancient heavy criminals still carry a debt of merit! Opening the book glowing with golden light: ×Hydra Xiangliu needs to pay one hundred thousand incense (-99999) ×The crime of fraud by the white velvet monster needs to be eliminated (this monster is committing fraud in the street kindergarten) The merit debt of ××× is rising rapidly … Yu Ge not only wants to see that they do not break the law and cause trouble, but also works hard to make money to feed them, and also helps them pay off their debts of merit to the believers. But how come this merit keeps getting more and more! Who else is worshiping the monsters? Shanhai Hotel will launch Da Yao cos from time to time: The bunny-eared girl who never tells the truth, the extremely shy cat boy, the handsome man with a round head, the handsome guy with a paralyzed face who spits fire when he is angry, and a certain bird who has evil intentions towards Yu Ge... "The Classic of Mountains and Seas": Re-employment of fugitive demons Yu Ge: What is our goal? All the great demons: Be bigger and stronger and create greater glory! Lu Zhong: Become bigger and stronger and climb into the boss's bed! Yu Ge: What is our slogan? All the great demons: Work as soon as you have eaten and drank enough, and go home after you have repaid your merits! Lu Zhong: Still using his merits, he climbed onto the bed, locked the door and climbed through the window! Viewing Guide: Double clean. If you don't like this book, just go to the column and read it. Please collect it a little bit, don't force me to beg you. Intention: Positive and uplifting