Pre-collection: "After being seduced, he became famous in the entertainment industry"
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The poisonous-tongued heartthrob is attacked by Yu Ge × the arrogant Chong Mingniao attacks Lu Zhong
Yu Ge's grandmother, who had been missing for many years, came back and left him a dilapidated hotel that he could inherit.
On the first night of staying at the hotel, the guests on the second floor fled en masse in the middle of the night, complaining that they were forced to bungee jump by Hydra in their dreams.
On the second night after staying at the hotel, the cats in the neighborhood went into riot and vowed to find the little kitten who captured the hearts of cats!
On the third night of staying at the hotel, Yu Ge redeemed the two-dimensional rabbit-eared girl who defrauded college students.
On the fourth night of staying at the hotel, a double-eyed... Bird walked out of the room at the end of the corridor on the third floor.
Lu Zhong: "You have to support me."
Yu Ge: "I'll support you, uncle!"
Only then did Yu Ge realize that he had inherited not only a hotel, but also a monster that had been imprisoned in the hotel for thousands of years.
What's even worse is that these ancient heavy criminals still carry a debt of merit!
Opening the book glowing with golden light:
×Hydra Xiangliu needs to pay one hundred thousand incense (-99999)
×The crime of fraud by the white velvet monster needs to be eliminated (this monster is committing fraud in the street kindergarten)
The merit debt of ××× is rising rapidly
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Yu Ge not only wants to see that they do not break the law and cause trouble, but also works hard to make money to feed them, and also helps them pay off their debts of merit to the believers.
But how come this merit keeps getting more and more!
Who else is worshiping the monsters?
Shanhai Hotel will launch Da Yao cos from time to time:
The bunny-eared girl who never tells the truth, the extremely shy cat boy, the handsome man with a round head, the handsome guy with a paralyzed face who spits fire when he is angry, and a certain bird who has evil intentions towards Yu Ge...
"The Classic of Mountains and Seas": Re-employment of fugitive demons
Yu Ge: What is our goal?
All the great demons: Be bigger and stronger and create greater glory!
Lu Zhong: Become bigger and stronger and climb into the boss's bed!
Yu Ge: What is our slogan?
All the great demons: Work as soon as you have eaten and drank enough, and go home after you have repaid your merits!
Lu Zhong: Still using his merits, he climbed onto the bed, locked the door and climbed through the window!
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"After being seduced, he became famous in the entertainment industry"
Su Yu is an 18th-tier young actor with outstanding looks and extremely poor acting skills. He has been working as a vase in various major production crews all year round.
At the end of a night scene, Su Yu found himself "floating" in a barren grave, surrounded by a group of "people" missing arms and legs.
Su Yu: I must be crazy.
Ghost One: You are a young man who has a good face, but your acting skills are so bad that you can't watch. Are you here to take revenge on society?
Gui Er: Can you stop acting? Wouldn't it be better to just be a vase quietly?
Su Yu:......
Very good, his acting skills are so bad that even ghosts can't stand it anymore.
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Su Yu has acting skills!
After discovering this, the entire domestic entertainment audience was excited. Finally, they no longer had to endure this beautiful plastic flower!
It's just that my acting skills will improve too quickly.
Audience 1: The bad guy played by Su Yu is too real. Did he go to prison for further education?
Isn't that right? After defeating several evil spirits, I allowed them to teach without reservation...
Audience 2: Su Yu's infatuated male lead feels like he could die for the female lead at any time!
You are right, the teaching teacher did die of love.
Audience 3: Su Yu, the arrogant, arrogant and impatient boss, did a great job!
Su Yu agreed very much. This summed up the behavior of the boss in the underworld described by countless ghosts. Keep it true!
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Lu Yanshi recently discovered that the ghosts in his area no longer fight and scare people in the middle of the night. Instead, they gather quietly every night at night.
"Hurry up and follow Xiao Su's Weibo, that singer is almost surpassing him!"
"Hurry up and give the baking soda list, our underworld guards can't lose!"
"Go and give your son a dream, Xiao Su needs live fans!"
Netizen: "This old man is over eighty, and he is still chasing stars!"
Lu Yanshi:......
Are ghosts also starting to chase stars?
It's just that this Xiao Su looks familiar...
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After a long time, Su Yu has become a hot star.
During an interview, the reporter asked him who he was most grateful to whenever he walked around.
Su Yu read out a long list of names very seriously...
Fans: Forget about things like flowery arms and yellow hair, but is "Headless" really a name that a living person can have?
Going home in the middle of the night,
Su Yu was pressed against the wall, and her cold lips touched his chest: "Give you another chance, who do you want to thank?"
Just as Su Yu was about to speak, a strange numbness came from his chest. He raised his head and exclaimed, his voice softening involuntarily: "I love you the most..."
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Double clean.
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Please collect it a little bit, don't force me to beg you.
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