Song Jian has hated his deskmate for a long time.
His deskmate, Li Huaixu, is smart, hardworking, handsome, popular, and lives right next door. From childhood onward, the phrase Song Jian has heard most is, "Look at Xiao Li, then look at yourself."
One day, a strange voice appears in his mind. It asks, "Would you agree to have Li Huaixu banished to another world in exchange for winning five million?"
Song Jian never expected a question with no wrong answer, so he agrees without hesitation.
The voice asks again, "He might wander from place to place, face mortal danger at any moment, or even be gone forever..."
Song Jian: "I'll give my bro a glorious funeral!"
He opens his eyes. It was just a dream.
But when Song Jian gets to class, he hears that Li Huaixu has gone missing.
When Song Jian tops up his campus card, the balance reads exactly 5,000,000 yuan.
In the future's [Dreamland] hunting zone, the No. 1 swordsman on the rankings catches a Level 1 slime. It's a rare, completely transparent and colorless slime, immune to control and resistant to every type of elemental damage. Players have chased it across several mountains.
When the slime sees him, it turns into a ragged, battered young man: Song Jian.
Li Huaixu gently straightens his face, his fingertips icy cold.
Expressionless, he asks, "Did you sell me off to this place?"
Song Jian has had enough of living in constant fear. He immediately buries his face in Li Huaixu's chest and, thinking no one will notice, wraps his arms around him to avoid being abandoned.
Li Huaixu says, "If I found you, you're mine. From today on, you are my..."
The person in his arms lets out a pitiful whimper.
His old classmate is well-equipped and powerful. Song Jian will do anything to cling to this powerful ally, whether as a lackey, a follower, or a punching bag!
Li Huaixu: "From now on, you're my mount."
Song Jian: "...?"
Chuunibyou, wisecracking, shameless protagonist who sells his dignity for money (Song Jian)
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Cold-faced, unpredictable love interest who never follows the script (Li Huaixu)
1. 1v1, happy ending
2. The characters have personality flaws, and the author has intellectual flaws (?).
3. Currently building up a stockpile of chapters ouo
Theme: Be careful what you dream about, and think twice before you brag
