After the Villain Heard My Inner Thoughts

The most celebrated lucky star in Jiankang, Commandery Princess Xi'an, has finally come of age. After fierce competition, the Prince's residence wins the lucky star. The old prince announces publicly, "She can take her pick of my four sons!" [Please add this to your collection, and get ready to publish soon!]

Little Xi'an arrives at the prince's residence, overjoyed, and on the very first day, she and the eldest son turn the place upside down.

Xi'an: "Great! Now the villain I wrote has a face!"

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Xi'an gets along famously with the young ladies at the prince's residence. They share a common hobby: secretly swapping the handwritten stories they've written, and... erotic tales.

For the first time in her carefree life, Xi'an finds herself worried about choosing a husband. There are three young masters left at the residence, all vigorous and handsome, and all of them treat her well. She can only marry one.

Soon, she won't have to worry about it. Her three wonderful older brothers leave the residence in sorrow, leaving only the gloomy eldest son?

Xi'an rejects the marriage on the spot and stays up all night writing an extra chapter to show her displeasure!

The old prince is anxious. If he doesn't settle this soon, someone else will steal his lucky star away! After a mix of coaxing and trickery, it's still the eldest son, Shao Zhen, who lifts Xi'an's veil.

Xi'an: o.0?

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Shao Zhen took on the heavy burden of heir at a young age. He never strayed from propriety, and his reputation was renowned throughout the land. He was the foremost of Jiankang's Four Young Masters.

He didn't believe in ghosts or gods, and he was especially annoyed when people praised some ignorant girl as a "fertility-bringing lucky star."

But ever since Xi'an came to the prince's residence, whenever he studied the Four Books and Five Classics late at night for the imperial examinations, he could hear strange things:

"Man strong, woman shy; blossoms sway as phoenix and luan entwine, fingers stir as dew glistens."

"No, no, that won't do. Put a villain beside the tree to spy... his sticky gaze falling on the naked..."

After several nights of this, Shao Zhen was worn out in body and mind. Then, one day as he passed by, he heard Xi'an's thoughts loud and clear:

"Second Brother's hands are so lovely, if only..."

"Third Brother's muscles are so big. I want to touch them, and I'd love for him to lift me with his spear..."

"But Fourth Brother's lips look so kissable!"

"Why can't I have them all?!"

As for him, she summed him up in just six words: He looks kind of weak.

Shao Zhen's gaze grew more and more intense. Weak?

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One month into their marriage, Xi'an could barely get out of bed day after day.

"Do you still think your husband is weak?"

"I've answered you all night. You're not weak, not at all! Mm!"

Shao Zhen was very satisfied. Some mistaken ideas had to be corrected personally. His lips were soft, his hands strong, and his spear skills were even...

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Xi'an never knew that Shao Zhen could see right through her.

Her stories sold very well. When she heard about it, Xi'an enthusiastically started a new book, A Thorough Drilling: The Upright Heir's Secret Passion. That madman burst through the door.

Xi'an sighed. She had more than enough material to write about &*! TT

#An absolutely powerless harem rivalry under overwhelming strength

#With the lucky star's blessing, the aloof beauty grows gloomier by the day

#Now we finally know why she can bring children into the world

A carefree, wealthy, lucky flower who races her carriage through explicit stories, versus

A pure-looking, dark-hearted heir who fell from his pedestal after being forced to read erotic tales. Aesthetic hand-play, an ultra-sweet romance

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