[Western Crossover] The Batkid Is God

If God can be a dog, why can't he be a Batkid?

If a Batkid can be a starfish, why can't he be God?

A new child joined the Batfamily: silver hair, golden eyes, and completely out of place in Gotham. He also seemed to be mute.

When Bruce was pole-dancing at the Iceberg Lounge, he spotted the boy downstairs, eating a cupcake and petting Catwoman's cat.

While Red Hood and Batman were fighting to the death, the boy sat on a gargoyle, eating the apple pie Superman had brought him, and waved at them.

While Tim was checking the security footage, he saw the boy at the Winged Angel bookstore and the Lux bar. He didn't drink, though, just the coffee made by the bookstore owner and the juice squeezed by the bar owner.

The Batfamily always thought the kid was just a bit mysterious, but basically a glutton. That is, until the Purple Potato Guy was about to snap his fingers and wipe out half the Earth's population. The silver-haired boy teleported straight to the battlefield, still holding one of Alfred's cookies.

"Time out," he said. "Wait a moment. Let's discuss whether this plan is actually feasible. If you can convince me, I'll agree to let you do it."

The entire battlefield, along with countless superheroes, was forced to freeze and watch.

Only later did they learn that the quiet Batkid was actually God. The real God.

Pairing: Lucifer. The Devil and God.

Also known as: #God wants to destroy the world, but the villains got there first, so now he's discussing who has priority#

#You villains, go stand over there. I've got Earth covered#

#Gotham can be destroyed, but leave the cookies#

#For the sake of the apple pie, help Superman deal with the Kryptonite#

#Batman has plenty of flaws, but a Batman who smiles can get out of this world#

#The Lord of Hell's bar just spawned the God of Light. Anyone dare make a move?#

Theme: Creating a peaceful Gotham