Never Become a Corporate Drone

Chu Guangzhou is a pink alien octopus. To advance the development of life on his home planet, he decides to invade Earth, learn about humans, and become one.

The best way to understand humans is to become an overworked wage slave, writing daily observation logs and sending them back to his home planet.

But after just a few weeks, he wrote the following with a sallow face and a dazed expression:

[Great mother planet Aivie, today's observation report: Never become an overworked wage slave. Here's why:

1. You will face endless encroachment on your personal space by your superiors, with no room to fight back. If you don't work, you'll fall behind. If you fall behind, you'll be fired. Humans can't live without money.

2. Housing prices are too high and wages too low. Rent takes up three-fifths of your salary, and unexpected expenses eat up what's left. Now I can only drink water every day and skip lunch, yet my coworkers think I'm sneaking off to eat lavish meals. They think I'm rich and keep borrowing money from me.

3. Your boss will sexually exploit you. It hurts.]

Seeing this, the boss said proudly, "Hmm, I'm doing a good job."

Chu Guangzhou: ?

[The wealthy, willful, deeply devoted top Qiu Xuyuan x the oblivious bottom Chu Guangzhou, who only wants to invade Earth]

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