Bad People Get Married [Quick Transmigration]

Blurb 3.0 (2024.10.28)

Everyone who knows Bu Jingjue knows he's devious.

After being bound to the quick transmigration System 0725, Bu Jingjue suddenly realized that being bad for all these years would come at a price.

Wait, why does everyone want to marry me?

World 1 [Infinite Flow]: A scheming, sickly beauty who acts harmless to catch his prey

After drawing [Scheming, Sickly Beauty], Bu Jingjue felt dizzy and weak, panting after every few steps.

The strongest fighter on the team put on such a tough act that he wouldn't even spare Bu Jingjue a few words.

The cool-headed guy swung his knife and chopped off a monster's tentacle. His gaze was fierce as he silently pulled Bu Jingjue into his arms. His ears were just a little red.

Bu Jingjue took note, secretly pleased, and tugged at the big shot's clothes as he softly thanked him.

Cool-Headed Big Shot: "When we get out, marry me."

Bu Jingjue: "?"

The System helpfully reminded him:

"Host, there are two more like him. The perverted murderer NPC next door and the tentacled World Boss hiding in the corner of your room both want to marry you."

"Then who is my target?"

"This is a new-player test. You'll have to figure it out yourself."

World 2 [Insectoid]: An elegant, hypocritical, and arrogant prince

After drawing [Proud Ancient-Era Strategist], Bu Jingjue was confused, baffled, and highly wary.

The main mission was to suppress the rebel army, rise from second prince to emperor, and ascend the throne.

As for the romance mission, the System confidently chimed in:

"This time, the mission is easy. Your target is your fiance, the general who helps you suppress the rebels. I've checked, and he's exactly your type, Host."

But the general fiance was not only cold to Bu Jingjue, he also secretly worked to sabotage their engagement.

Bu Jingjue: "Oh, he doesn't like me. Let's change targets. I think that leader over there looks pretty good."

The rebel leader on the other side was a man with wine-red hair, a silver tongue, an open collar, and plenty of money and generosity.

At their first meeting, Bu Jingjue stood on him, while the man, though in a wretched state, was still outrageously defiant:

"One day, I'll smash the crown your Lancasters use for your coronation."

But on the day of the coronation, he came through a river of blood and presented Bu Jingjue with an even bigger, more luxurious crown.

Note: The Insectoid world is a fictional setting and has no connection to reality. Please don't draw parallels to the real world. The love interest's identity in this world is the second prince, Ollie Lancaster.

World 3 [Entertainment Industry]: A retired actor emperor, top, beloved by everyone, returns to work

After drawing [Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic, Beloved by Everyone], Bu Jingjue was poor and down on his luck, with nothing but his good looks.

On a shabby variety show, the System pointed to the brooding, domineering CEO behind the camera:

"That's your ex. You need to get him to chase after you and grovel for a second chance."

The retired actor emperor returned to work on a variety show with a child. His breathtaking beauty set countless viewers reminiscing. Fans wept across the internet, recalling the actor emperor's former glory, while iconic photos from the days he dominated the entertainment industry spread everywhere once more.

His ex-husband, the domineering CEO, had endured so much for love. In a daze, he thought Bu Jingjue had already married and had children.

Bu Jingjue shot back to fame, then accepted a nearly nude photo shoot, stirring up an intense frenzy.

Before, there had been someone who refused to let him take on that kind of work and would get so jealous he'd go mad.

An entertainment reporter asked Bu Jingjue about his love life. Bu Jingjue lowered his head in thought, then smiled faintly:

"I've only been in love once."

"You mean my last relationship? We broke up a long time ago... I'm ready for a new one now."

The man on the screen seemed unaware of just how captivating he was. He casually gathered his shoulder-length hair with his slender fingers. A tiny mole on the tip of his ear was like a flaw in a piece of white jade. Someone hadn't been able to kiss that spot in a long time.

[Coming Soon] The Substitute Top Goes Down to the Sea

Blurb 2.0, 2024.11.20

Zhao Pu's WeChat name had always been "AAA Professional Substitute, Obedient and Well-Behaved, Never Causes Trouble." When the quick transmigration System came knocking, he agreed at once. After all, he knew all too well what it was like to be a substitute!

At first: I'm a substitute! My professional ethics won't let me defy any of my bosses!

Later: (puts on cat ears and a cat tail) (puts on a maid outfit) Big brothers and sisters, I'm going into the adult industry. Please support me~ Mwah~

Every man who fell for Zhao Pu would see through a haze of smoke the scarlet ember gently tapped from between his fingers. His charming eyes held self-mockery and perfect clarity:

"The biggest taboo in our line of work is falling for a client. Don't flatter me. I'm not the kind of person anyone could love..."

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World 1 [The Poor Top Student's Substitute in an Old-School F4 Campus Romance]

When Zhao Pu first entered the elite academy, he was a substitute for the F4 heirs' childhood friend, who had gone abroad.

The resemblance left the F4 stunned, and they placed a bet on who could win Zhao Pu over first.

On his first day at school, Zhao Pu was told that his dorm assignment had been changed at the last minute and that he'd have to live with the F4.

That night, he entered the F4's luxurious estate only to learn there were no spare rooms. He'd have to share a bed with the young masters.

Choose who to share a bed with on the first night:

A. The hot-tempered, roguishly handsome campus bully

B. The gentle, refined student council president

C. The aloof, antisocial young master

D. The mysterious and dangerous villain

World 2 [The Pure Junior Disciple's Substitute in a Tragic Cultivation Romance]

Trapped in a tragic cultivation romance, Zhao Pu was a substitute for the sect's beloved eldest senior brother.

The two were clearly biological brothers, yet their fates were worlds apart. In the sect, his master warned him not to get above himself and try to replace the eldest disciple. His senior brothers mocked him for thinking too highly of himself, being weak as anything, and still acting like a self-sacrificing saint.

Because his older brother was so noble and so good to him, Zhao Pu couldn't bear to put him through the tragic romance plot. As for all those storylines about falling into demonic cultivation for love, taking someone by force, sucking blood, and ripping out bones, he quietly picked a different protagonist.

In the end, his master fell to demonic cultivation and was expelled from the sect. His senior brothers all went mad or were crippled, and together they came to demand that Zhao Pu, the instigator, explain himself.

Poor innocent Zhao Pu could only hide in his older brother's arms and cry, then go cry in his grandmaster's arms afterward.

The brightest new star in the cultivation world stood in front of him and said, word by word: "My younger brother is pure and adorable. He can't possibly be the villain you say he is!"

The number one cultivator, said to be capable of ascending but never having done so for some reason, and universally acknowledged as peerless in strength, held him and gazed down tenderly. "Zhaozhao is just a child. What bad intentions could he have?"

World 3 [The Frail White Moonlight Substitute in a Rich Family Story About the Real and Fake Young Masters]

Zhao Pu's whole life had been like a dandelion growing wild: resilient, yet easily scattered, but lucky enough to keep growing and take root wherever it landed.

"Twenty years as a professional substitute. I'm not joking~"

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1. A melodramatic quick-transmigration mashup, top-focused, with powerful leads and sweet romance (I swear it's sweet romance).

2. Don't feel sorry for any of the scumbags. They're destined for bad endings.

3. Only the best is worthy of Zhao Pu.

Theme: Dare to love bravely