Lan Qi is an evil god, yet he's always bullied. He's frail and a little slow on the uptake, and after accidentally getting caught up in a quick transmigration livestream world, he gets bound to a card-drawing System.
His luck is just a little bad: in the very first world, he draws the villain role.
System: Each mission requires a card draw to proceed. Host, please collect your item card and draw now.
Lan Qi glanced at the cards floating in midair: Endure, Glare, Slap. Then he looked at the furious, icy-faced protagonist before him and silently prayed to draw Endure. He's not built to take a hit. One smack and he'd be dead.
Card reveal: Slap.
Lan Qi was so frightened that he burst into tears, but still gave the protagonist a limp slap with red-rimmed eyes before shutting them tight in terror.
In response, the protagonist flexed his jaw and asked in a husky voice, “Does your hand hurt, hmm?”
The livestream comments, always quick to nitpick: Baby, kisses for you ^ω^
[Wicked Beta Card]
You are a low-ranking beta at an ABO aristocratic academy, and the child of your childhood Alpha friend's family servant. Twisted by the difference in your status, you pretend to be your childhood friend's identity to cause trouble at school and flirt around, while driving a wedge between him and his older brother. In the end, you're expelled and kicked out of your childhood friend's home.
But why are all the Alphas at school chasing after you to be your deskmate? Why does your childhood friend's older brother knock on your door at night to do homework with you? Even your childhood friend wants to share a bed with you, though they all supposedly hate betas.
[Timid, Honest Person Card]
You're an obscure, honest crew member who gets ordered around all the time, but you swallow your anger and never fight back. The movie star uses you as a personal assistant, and you're forced to be a stunt double for a popular young actor. In the end, you're pushed out to take the fall for an online hate campaign, meeting a tragic end.
But then, during the day, the movie star calls you to his trailer for an intimate whisper, and at night, the popular young actor invites you to his room under the pretense of teaching you the moves, then gets handsy. Once your identity is revealed, powerful figures from all over step in to take the hits for you.
[Cross-Dressing Streamer Card]
[Most Popular Comforter Card]
[Ultimate Evil God of the Infinite Game Card]
Bonus Scene:
The System shows Lan Qi the upgraded card shop. “Host, this is a reward from above for your glorious past: a few card buffs to help you cheat. We hope you'll keep up the good work in the next world.”
Lan Qi opens it excitedly, but his smile freezes: Kardashian Butt-Lift Experience Card / Yamete Clingy Voice Experience Card / Hermaphrodite Experience Card / JK Uniform Experience Card / Coy, Seductive Eyes Card
Blurb written on 2024.10.31 and archived.
Reader's Guide:
* Genderbending and receiver-focused content. The livestream viewers are all fond mother fans and older-sister fans.
* A variable number of bad-dog attackers with different personalities, all loyal to their partners × a pampered, slow-witted, universally adored beauty receiver.
* The attackers are all virgins. Everyone has an unrequited crush on the receiver. A product of the author's personal tastes.
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