Xue Nian transmigrated into a book and became a C-rank therapist with lop-eared rabbit genes at a treatment center for beastfolk.
Because his rank was low and he was a little slow, he never got picked as an outstanding employee. But he was the little bunny most loved by the elderly patients in the whole center.
Until one day, a human Alpha with imbalanced pheromones arrived at the center.
He was violent and unpredictable, and his rut was out of control.
No therapist dared approach him. Everyone even thought he was a useless cripple who had no business being out in public.
When Xue Nian met the Alpha, he was suffering from his illness with no one to look after him. Xue Nian glanced around, thumped his chest, and coaxed him, "I'll be your therapist! I'm really good at this."
The Alpha looked at the dazed, clumsy low-rank therapist with disbelief.
But Xue Nian took his hand and led him straight to the administrator. Since no other therapist was looking after him, that meant he was Xue Nian's now! Hehe.
Only later did Xue Nian learn that this was Huo Jinhan, the famous president of the Huo Group and head of the gene optimization project, a powerful man who was deep and reserved.
When the two were paired for treatment, laughter immediately broke out around them. Even S-ranks had been knocked unconscious by the Alpha's pheromones. A C-rank? No one believed Huo Jinhan could be cured by a therapist like that.
Xue Nian felt a little indignant and quietly comforted the Alpha. "Don't listen to them. You'll definitely get better."
Huo Jinhan tightened his grip on Xue Nian's hand. "Mm."
The whole center and the entire internet waited to see the foolish bunny make a fool of himself.
Xue Nian went through the motions of treating the Alpha every day.
But the methods the Alpha demanded grew more and more outrageous.
At first, he just wanted to suck on the bunny's paw and pinch his ears, but those were fine.
Then it became, "I don't think the treatment worked very well today. Will you sleep with me tonight, Niannian?"
Xue Nian looked up at him, his little face full of uncertainty and nervousness. "Th-then, okay."
Three months later, two topics stayed on the trending list:
#LopEaredRabbitBetaCGradeToSGrade
#HuoJinhan'sWife
Bonus Scene:
Xue Nian lay on the bed, looking at the center's list of outstanding employees. He swung his feet, envious, and muttered, "I want to be named an outstanding employee too."
Huo Jinhan heard him. Without changing expression, he took out his phone and messaged the center administrator: "How are outstanding employees selected?"
Administrator: "Oh... you need to be at least A-rank..."
Huo Jinhan typed: "Change the rules for the whole building. Let ranks A, B, C, and S all qualify."
Administrator: "You got it."
Author's setting: Betas can release pheromones, but their pheromones don't cause fluctuations in others. It's like smelling perfume and simply thinking it smells nice.
Reading Guide
1. A silly, delicate, pretty bottom; sweet romance, one-on-one, both leads are virgins, the top pampers the bottom, Alpha-Beta romance.
2. The lop-eared rabbit can switch between human and rabbit form at any time. The top is a wolf.
3. Includes a false pregnancy plot.
Coming Soon: Pretty Little Monster, but Hated by Everyone (Quick Transmigration)
Lan Miao is the most pampered mascot in the quick transmigration bureau.
To meet his KPI, he's been ordered to become a Host again this year.
As a villain hated by everyone, your mission is to do every bad thing imaginable.
Lan Miao looked at the legs held by the protagonists and blushed. So this counted as a bad thing too.
World One: "The Mutant Pretending to Be Human"
Lan Miao is the smallest and most foolish mutant in the contaminated zone, but he's also a compulsive liar. He volunteers to infiltrate the mutant-hunting squad as a spy, intending to contaminate the strongest humans and destroy the whole city. In the end, the squad kills him and leaves his body in the wilderness.
The mutant-hunting squad is full of tall, brawny Alphas. Some are cold, some gloomy. Lan Miao wanders among them in a little dress, deceiving them all while smugly letting them have their way with him.
When his identity is exposed and he's caught on the spot, Lan Miao presents as an Omega, and his dangerously sweet pheromones send several Alphas into a frenzy.
World Two: "The Little Fox Demon Pretending to Be a Deity"
Lan Miao is a nine-tailed fox demon who roams the snowy mountains, wanton by nature. When wicked thoughts strike, he pretends to be the Nine-Colored Deer, the deity worshipped by the locals, descending from a painting. Then he swindles and seduces people, replenishes his yin with yang, desecrates the divine, and commits every evil deed imaginable. In the end, his soul scatters, never to be reincarnated.
Instead, he is claimed exclusively by a family that has guarded the deity for generations: the ascetic eldest brother, the rough and uncouth second brother, the refined scoundrel third brother who studied abroad, the honest fourth brother, and the sunny, naive fifth brother.
On his wedding night, the little fox, drugged unconscious and dressed in a bridal gown, has five grooms to choose from.
World Three: "The Bad-Tempered Little Elf"
Elves are expensive, delicate pets who die if not cared for properly. As the prettiest and most delicate elf of all, Lan Miao is bought by a powerful, wealthy family as an ornament.
He spends money recklessly and sows discord among the three brothers. In the end, he's discovered selling the family's secrets and dies a horrible death.
Later, Lan Miao is trapped indoors by the three brothers' uncle. His wings are caressed until they glisten with moisture, while the three brothers, eyes bloodshot, pound frantically on the door outside.
World Four: "The Mischievous Little Demon"
Lan Miao is a demon seed sealed away for a thousand years in the cultivation world. When the seal weakens, he escapes and corrupts cultivators, wreaks havoc, and harms the innocent, leaving the land devastated before the Immortal Venerables subdue and destroy him.
Immortal Venerables from all paths of cultivation, all practicing the heartless way, set off to capture the demon. Lan Miao, dressed in red, runs through the woods, only to be surrounded by several Immortal Venerables.
"Miaomiao, your undergarment is still with me."
"Miaomiao, don't you remember? We were married in the human world."
"Miaomiao, come here. Don't make me say it twice."
World Five: A little ghost who presses down on people in an Infinite game x players who do everything they can to get pressed down
World Six: A frail, wicked young prince who needs to drink fresh blood every day x his devoted blood donors
World Seven: A beautiful, honest widower x young gentlemen who climb over his wall in the middle of the night
Lan Miao hugged his knees and sulked. "How strange. The other Systems aren't like this when I watch them. Did I learn it wrong? Why are they all picking on me?"
Multiple-fragment top x a popular, delicate, silly darling. Sweet romance.
The top follows proper conduct. Everyone has unrequited feelings for the bottom. No romance until the fragments merge.
Coming Soon 2: Pretty NPC, Open for Business (Infinite)
Silly beauty bottom x multiple-fragment top
Sang Nuo works a 996 schedule in an Infinite-flow world.
When he applied to be an NPC, his silly reactions and slow wits meant he could only take the position nobody else wanted.
Only the most popular NPCs can freely choose their roles. Sang Nuo looked at his vote count: dead last.
In the first instance, "The Black Swan Lake," Sang Nuo diligently plays the least noticeable little swan NPC. Though it's a minor role, it took him a lot of effort to get it.
Then, while everyone else jumps left, he jumps right. He stumbles through his turns, misses the beat, and finally trips over his own feet and tumbles across the stage.
When the camera pans to his face, Sang Nuo's eyes are red. He rubs his slender ankle in white socks, stubbornly holding back tears as he presses his rosy lips together.
Audience, players: ...
Then his votes skyrocket.
Instance Plots:
[Enchanted Swan Lake]
As it exits the stage, the dizzy little swan crashes into a player's arms. The player grabs its waist and hooks its little leg in a white sock around their own waist.
[The Blood-Cursed Fairy Tale]
The bunny who wanted to scare people in the middle of the night gets held in a player's arms, its ears nibbled and tail stroked.
[Cien Mental Hospital]
The most sought-after little orderly is held by his soft, pale hand and trapped in the player's arms. "Wipe me down again."
Instance Four: The only male bride in the selection show at Mansion Nine
Instance Five: The only male servant in Rose Castle
Instance Six: The timid student in the haunted dormitory
Reading Guide:
A beloved-by-all bottom x pretty, silly darling x everyone has unrequited feelings for him
Multiple-fragment top.
Theme: Rebuilding confidence in life
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