The Beloved Little Mermaid Is a National Treasure

Out of the blue, film emperor Jiang Shi got a message from his scientist parents saying he had a younger sister who needed looking after. Jiang Shi: ...? Since when did I have a younger sister? Wait... They said a "strip" of her? Then his parents sent him a special package. Jiang Shi opened it: ???!!! Jiang Shi slammed it shut: I must have opened it the wrong way! Panpan, who had always lived at a research institute, had a dream. She saw that her older brother Jiang Shi would be cast as a foil to the male and female leads on a variety show, get cyberbullied into depression, and meet a tragic end. To save him, Panpan went to Jiang Shi. And declared, "I'm going to make my brother the coolest kid on the show!" Jiang Shi, rubbing La Mer face cream onto her chubby tail: ? So, on the variety show... When the male and female leads earned money by performing and were showered with praise, a giant sea turtle waddled up to Jiang Shi, stretched out its neck, and spat out a stream of gold coins. When the leads caught a few fish and stole the spotlight, a whole school of fish leaped out of the water on Jiang Shi's side, turning belly-up and begging to be eaten. Everyone: A coincidence! It has to be a coincidence!! Then the skies darkened, a typhoon struck, and a tsunami began to form in the distance. As everyone trembled with fear, they saw Jiang Shi actually toss Panpan into the sea. A while later, the storm clouds, typhoon, and tsunami all vanished, and Panpan came back. Her plump little tail looked impossibly beautiful in the sunlight. The whole world: !!! Bonus scene: After Panpan's identity as a mermaid was revealed, she immediately became a national treasure. Fans begged for a livestream to see the little one's everyday life. Then countless people saw an orca and a humpback whale confronting each other at sea. Panpan stood between them, clutching her bottle and eagerly egging them on: "Fight! Fight!" Fans: ??? This kid is hardcore! Fans: Wait, where's her big brother? The camera switched. Countless people saw Jiang Shi, pale as a sheet, surrounded by a pack of great white sharks. The great white sharks: The boss told us to protect him. Please add my upcoming novels to your collection! The Female Lead Goes Viral Through Her Supernatural Livestreams Song Zhishi opened her eyes one day to find she'd become the real daughter in a story about switched-at-birth heiresses, the one nobody liked. Thinking of the whole string of nasty plot twists waiting for her, Song Zhishi promptly left the Song family in the middle of the night. Passing a cemetery, she met an earthbound spirit asking for help. With an empty purse, Song Zhishi had a bright idea and immediately started a livestream online. Livestream title: [Chatting with the dead, live!] Earthbound spirit: ? Viewers entering the stream: ?? "I'm dying. That translucent person is obviously special effects. So fake." "Scammer. Reported." A little while later, as the earthbound spirit introduced itself, the viewers began to tremble with fear. "Wait, that name sounds familiar." "The face looks familiar too..." "Aaaah, isn't that the billionaire who died in the news a few days ago?!" Everyone: !!! Without a doubt, Song Zhishi became an overnight sensation. To make money, she branched out into all kinds of services. "Sob, I can finally visit my best friend in a dream and get her to delete the hidden files on my computer." "Help! I won a talisman that instantly makes a ghost fall for you, but there's a male ghost in my dreams insisting we get married. I'm a guy!" "I spent all my savings on an antidote to Granny Meng's soup, but I drew the animal realm. Should I still drink it? Need an answer ASAP!" Later, Song Zhishi's fans spread across both the living and the dead. Countless people followed her livestreams to encounter ghosts, catch ghosts, and solve old cases in all kinds of places. From time to time, they even saw the bigwigs of the underworld, like Black and White Impermanence and King Yama. In short, it was the most hardcore livestream in the world! Bonus scene: The Song family came to ask Song Zhishi to return home. She happily agreed and generously assigned a vengeful ghost to guard them. The Song family: ??? Their smiles slowly disappeared.jpg Song Zhishi: "Huh? Aren't you happy?" The Song family, now covered in burly men in an instant: Somebody help us! The Little Princess in the Fairy Tale Can Use Magic Guan Feng was a criminal investigator who could draw. On a whim, he sketched a little princess from a fairy tale. Then he got busy catching criminals and didn't come home for several days. When he walked in, he saw the broom sweeping by itself, a rag wiping down the table, and the pots, bowls, and dishes he'd left in the kitchen washing themselves. Guan Feng: ? He must be so tired he was hallucinating. "Daddy." The little fairy-tale princess in the picture on the wall pushed half her body out. "I'm stuck. Please pull me out." Guan Feng: ?? His expression cracked. At first, the little princess said, "I must drink morning dew, eat fresh flowers, and sleep on a bed as soft as clouds. I can't do without any of the three." After one meal at KFC, she lay on Guan Feng's hard metal-frame bed and said, "Daddy, can we have KFC every day?" * Guan Feng took the little princess to the countryside to pay respects to his late parents. Little princess: "Daddy, do you miss Grandpa and Grandma?" Guan Feng: "...Yes." That night, Guan Feng, fast asleep, vaguely heard his parents' voices. He opened his eyes and saw the little princess standing beside his bed, holding a skeleton in each hand. "Daddy, Grandpa and Grandma came to see you!" Guan Feng: !!!! Theme: Goodness, kindness, and beauty