This Lazy Fish Is a Max-Level Big Shot

(Main story complete. Please add my next novel to your favorites: The Young Heiress of a Wealthy Family Is a Metaphysics Pro~) After transmigrating into an apocalypse novel, Sang Luo was told by the System that the male lead, her fiance, had abandoned her and run off with the white-moonlight female lead. Her next task was to hunt them down and take revenge. Sang Luo: ? I just want to die. She cut her finger and smeared it with zombie blood. System: ??? It shrieked and awakened her water ability. When the food at home ran out, Sang Luo lay around like a lazy fish. “I can just starve to death.” The System cried, “Go find food and I'll awaken your spatial ability!” Sang Luo reluctantly agreed. They came across someone badly injured. System: Aah! That's the ultimate villain. Save him quickly! Later, you can join him in killing the male and female leads. Sang Luo promptly abandoned him. The System broke down. “Save him and I'll awaken your fire ability!” Sang Luo thought for a moment. “Then I want lightning.” The power had gone out at home, so she couldn't watch TV. Lightning would come in handy. System: ... Before she knew it, Sang Luo had collected every kind of ability. Her: Huh? Later, Sang Luo went to a base, and the testing device exploded while she was getting her ability tested. She yawned. “Did you pick this testing device up from a garbage dump?” On missions, Sang Luo did nothing but nap or sleep. So the team deliberately left her behind in a tide of corpses. A while later, she caught up with them, completely unharmed. “Why didn't you tell me you were leaving?” Everyone: Stunned-dog.jpg How did she get back here!!! The ultimate villain was a wasteland inside. At first, he said, “Only fools believe in something as disgusting as love.” Later... He lifted a bowl of porridge he had cooked himself and coaxed the person sleeping in bed. “Good girl, eat a couple of bites before you go back to sleep.” Tsk. Everyone has a moment when they eat their words. P.S. The male lead will eat his words. He has unrequited feelings for the female lead, but there won't be a sweet romance. Please add my next novel to your favorites, The Young Heiress of a Wealthy Family Is a Metaphysics Pro~ Everyone knows that the three Su brothers from a wealthy family are top dogs in their respective fields. One day, their deceased parents appeared in a dream... They had a daughter five years ago, and the brothers had to go find her. When the overbearing CEO eldest brother found her, he discovered the little girl scavenging for food in a garbage dump! “...” The eldest brother's insides took a beating. Su Youyou had always lived in a Taoist temple and had a natural talent for metaphysics. She was delighted to suddenly have three new older brothers. When she discovered that her CEO eldest brother had bad luck, her doctor second brother was haunted, and her top-tier star third brother was being drained of his yang energy, she immediately caught several fierce ghosts to protect them. The brothers: ? No way!!! Later, Youyou and her third brother took part in a variety show, where something supernatural happened during filming. Wanting everyone to like her third brother, Youyou said, “My brother can catch ghosts!” Her third brother, who was already so terrified that he was clinging tightly to her: ??? Then the trembling guests and viewers saw... The third brother, his face deathly pale, stepped in front of the evil ghosts, and they all dropped to their knees, wailing and begging for mercy. Everyone: Holy crap! He's actually a big shot! The evil ghosts: Bull! We're scared of the little King of Hell he's holding!!! Little scenes: (I) The little girl gave her brothers the cash she had saved up. “Youyou will take care of you!” Looking at the huge pile of ghost money... The three Su brothers: Their smiles gradually froze.jpg (II) When the little girl fell ill, she said that if she died, she wanted to be buried nearby. Her brothers, worried and confused, asked, “Why?” Youyou: “When I miss you, I can come out and visit you.” The brothers: ... After the little girl recovered: “If you die, Youyou will bury you nearby too.” “When I miss you, I'll dig you up and visit you.” The brothers: ... Our little angel is letting in a draft again today. Surprise! The Child the Top-Tier Star Is Carrying Is Mine Surprise! The Child the Top-Tier Star Is Carrying Is Mine The mushroom spirit Yu Xianxian transmigrated into a universally hated supporting actress who was an eighteenth-tier celebrity. According to the plot, the company wanted the supporting actress to livestream her own death for publicity. “...” Yu Xianxian immediately exposed the company's misdeeds in the livestream. The whole internet was stunned. The company was investigated overnight, and all the executives were hauled off to the police station: ??? Yu Xianxian used the opportunity to quit show business and return to her hometown, where she opened a laid-back inn. Netizens flocked there to check it out. Not long afterward, a trending topic exploded. #Shocking! Yu Xianxian's Inn Serves Miracles# Comment 1: I had tons of pimples, but after eating her acne-clearing set meal, they were gone the next day! Comment 2: I'd been single for 28 years, but after eating at the Laid-Back Fish Inn, my crush confessed to me. Comment 3: I bought lottery tickets at her inn and won 200,000! More and more people came forward to prove that Yu Xianxian's inn really was that magical. Top-tier star Fu Shichu saw the trending topic and broke down. “Other people get miracles from eating there. I got a life-threatening disaster!” Disguised, he cornered Yu Xianxian in the inn and lifted his shirt to reveal his swollen belly. “?” Yu Xianxian said, “Did you eat too much?” Fu Shichu: “I freaking have been pregnant for three months!” Yu Xianxian: ??? She began to think back. “...” Mystery solved. Fu Shichu had eaten her spores. Later, a countryside variety show paid a fortune to rent Yu Xianxian's inn for filming and invited her as a special guest. The show kept trending, and Yu Xianxian became a sensation across the internet. A super-rich man even proposed to her online. “Marry me. I'll love only you for the rest of my life.” Fu Shichu showed up carrying a baby. “Get lost. I already gave her a kid. What chance do you have?” Super-rich man: ??? Netizens watching the drama unfold: !!! Theme: Building a harmonious society together