Villain Survival Guide

There are two things Lin Sheng regrets most from his previous life.

First, opening the novel Ultimate Immortal Venerable.

Second, looking at his phone while crossing the street and getting killed by a drunk driver who ran a red light.

The bad news: he transmigrated into this absurd, melodramatic cultivation novel, and brought along a System that periodically issues missions.

The worse news: he became Lin Ci, a villain the author thought was a refined scoundrel, but who was actually an idiot.

He was given such a great name for nothing, and kept sabotaging the male and female leads for no discernible reason.

Not because he had a grudge against them.

He was just evil: born to scheme against others, completely wicked, and wicked for no reason at all.

In the end, he brought about his own death. The two leads dug out his spiritual core, and he bled to death.

Lin Sheng has no desire to find out what it feels like to be bled dry.

Unfortunately, the System keeps pushing him to his death.

In a fit of rage, he fought the System for three hundred rounds.

Then the System malfunctioned, and the mission changed.

It became... winning over the female lead?

Content warnings:

One-on-one romance, both leads are virgins. Male lead's perspective.

The cultivation setting is vague and not very accurate.

The female lead is truly beautiful, powerful, and tragic. What she is like in Ultimate Immortal Venerable is a spoiler.

A pure comedy full of gags, with angst, sweetness, history, and memes. Skip it if that's not your thing.

Theme: Independence and self-reliance.