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*Bold, arrogant, flirtatious bottom x earnest, reserved gentleman top
Pretends to be a flirt but is actually innocent x pretends to be a gentleman but is actually scheming
[Blurb]
My name is Li Jiug e. In my past life, I was a speck of filth in the Alliance. So many people envied me, yet I never expected my own sister to be the one who killed me.
In this life, I transmigrated into a book and became a beauty in an ancient cultivation world. So many people liked me, yet I never expected a man to take me to bed.
Damn it, who wrote this script?
I can't help it. I was forced!
I can resist an innocent young man, but what can anyone do against a young man who forces himself on them?
Blinded by lust, I made a whole mess of things.
I sought power and high office, but smashed my own golden rice bowl with my own hands.
I sought the power of the ancient gods, but accidentally destroyed their divine power.
I wanted to break the fourth wall, but carelessly threw away my chance to go home.
Someone says I'm brainless and stupid?
Fine, let me introduce myself again.
My name is Li Jiug e. In my past life, I climbed to the highest positions of power in the Alliance, repaying deep kindness with betrayal and turning against the friends, teachers, and allies who had shared life and death with me.
In the end, I left behind a legacy of infamy and died as I deserved.
In the cycles of the eighteenth level of hell, I was repeatedly beaten and left for dead, until someone gently pulled me up and brought me back to the human world.
He wanted me to open my eyes, regret my past, and start anew.
So I saw ants struggling desperately to survive, only to die in the end; I saw faith built up layer by layer, only to collapse.
I saw seeds of hope sprout and bear bitter fruit; beyond the conspiracy, I saw a city under siege.
I suddenly understood that so-called "civilization and order" were nothing more than a private witch hunt, and I was just an ordinary NPC in the game.
I was the one struggling desperately. I was the one whose faith was trampled. I was the ant, the spark, and all the ordinary people.
My master said a prodigal who returns is worth more than gold. So this time, I chose to stay.
I will destroy everything I possess and forge it into a sword that pierces civilization, and a karmic fire that burns away all hypocrisy.
Has the fire reached you yet? Then welcome our anger.
[Extra Scene]
(Hands him the microphone): Teacher Xiao Jiu, why is your speech so fiery?
Jiu: Heh, a man is a boy until the day he dies!
(Hands him the microphone): Teacher Xiao Jin, what do you think of the speech above?
Jin: (Thinking) To be precise, he's the one he slept with-
(The author hurriedly covers his mouth.)
The title comes from Li He's poem "To the Wine Shop"
*One true pairing. Older top. Happy ending. No switching. Committed to the size difference.
*All setting details serve the plot. Top fans and bottom fans, please enter with caution.
*Content notes:
1. Not traditional professional cultivation. The protagonist transmigrates into a book, and much of it is made up.
2. There is a secondary couple.
3. The author's personal quirk is never writing healthy relationships or perfect characters.
4. The blurb's style does not represent the novel's style.
5. Please don't offer writing advice.
*Third version of the blurb, updated 2026-09-16, screenshot saved
Theme: Sing freely
No, no, no, oh, right, right, right
9️⃣: Just everyday Jin: Are you going to have a tryst with someone else? . . Are you going to force me to death? . .
I'll go with you, which one is better [Glasses]
I said what if, what if Zhang Jin is Plato? [Glasses]
Ahhhhh, what a terrible line.
Congratulations on getting into V, but is this test really formal?
The author's grandma's power is strong
I'm very sorry to keep you waiting. Dungeon 1 (Chapter 2-20) has ended, but during the review process, troublesome problems have been discovered. In the past few days, I have been working hard to sort out the outline and foreshadowing, determined to reshape the first 70,000 words, and update the overall setting and outline. Therefore, this move will definitely affect the rhythm of the subsequent plot, the order of development, the appearance arrangements of new characters, etc. (The main plot will not be affected, you can rest assured). I originally wanted to run two parallel lines and make corrections to the previous article while ensuring updates, but the result was that the previous and previous plots were difficult to follow, there were contradictions and omissions in the plot, and the progress of both sides was slowed down at the same time. In order to ensure that everyone can have a better reading experience in the future, and to be responsible for the characters and the story, after thinking over and over again, I decided to first revise the locomotive in the previous article, and then update it after it is completed. After the modification, you don't need to read it again. I will summarize the updated content and send it to VB. You can use it as a reference book to view it at any time. I'm sorry again, because my lack of writing skills and lack of plot design have brought you a bad update experience. I will try my best to complete the replacement and update within three months, and bags will be issued as compensation at that time. Very, very sorry.
Still want to see the sun tomorrow? What a beautiful thought [glasses]
Xiao Zhang: What should I do if my wife is too stupid?