[Blurb]
The glaring double-happiness character. Qi Wujing died on his wedding night, consumed by hatred.
The one who killed him was the only god in the world, "Three Thousand Realms," the "Lord Zhuxue" worshipped by all people, and also his... adoptive father.
When Qi Wujing opened his eyes again, he had been reborn ten years later as the young lord of the Divine Cult.
New gods were rising across the land, and sects ruled the world. Three Thousand Realms, meanwhile, had fallen from the divine altar and become an evil god reviled by everyone.
It was a rare opportunity. Just as Qi Wujing was about to seize the moment and take revenge, he discovered that he had been reborn as a sickly, spineless pushover with no brains, someone anyone could bully.
He coughed three times just walking, and even a little hop made him spit blood.
Qi Wujing: ?
...Heavens have no eyes. This body is unbearably fragile.
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Being a good-for-nothing was no big deal. Luckily, his sect had a time-honored tradition: collecting slaves and keeping them.
Brand a curse tattoo onto a prisoner, and they would obey their master's commands.
Qi Wujing carefully chose the fiercest "dog" he could find, named Sang Qing. Qi Wujing was ruthless and unscrupulous; Sang Qing recognized no family and bit anyone he saw.
A madman and a rabid dog. They were a perfect match.
They became addicted to tearing into each other, fearing neither gods nor ghosts, and fought their way to Three Thousand Realms' lair. Just as they were about to achieve their goal, Qi Wujing took off Sang Qing's leash and lifted his curse.
Unexpectedly, the city gates suddenly swung open. Three Thousand Realms sat high upon the divine altar, waiting for them.
The god shed his dual masks of Buddha and demon, revealing the very same face as Sang Qing!
At their reunion, Three Thousand Realms propped up his head and pointed at his bare neck.
"You are the boldest of all. You won't kneel to me or show me respect, and you even dare to abandon me."
Qi Wujing smiled. "You're only fooling yourself. Father, from beginning to end, you were the one who willingly barked 'woof' at me."
"What does it matter if I am Buddha? What does it matter if I am a god?"
Three Thousand Realms was addicted to being bound. He tugged at the blood-red Buddha beads around his neck, as if pulling on the lost dog leash.
"What if I insist on wearing shackles?"
"Like this."
* A seemingly compassionate attacker with a Buddha's face and a snake's heart x a deranged, falsely merciful recipient. A twisted dog-training story. Mental illness warning.
* 1v1/HE/mutually exclusive (including the original body's owners)
* Daily updates after the story starts. I'll ask for leave if something comes up. To avoid missing updates, I recommend following the story.
* No taking sides with either the attacker or recipient. Every character detail serves the plot.
Blurb dated 2024.8.1 (first version), 2025.3.8 (second version)
[Coming Soon] Nontraditional cultivation danmei, I Have a Jianghu Sickness
A rebellious straight-A student recipient x a noble, upright attacker who says one thing and does another
Bold, forthright strong liquor x mild, gloomy green tea
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Li Jiughe was transmigrated into a cultivation novel as a good-for-nothing underachiever.
In the original story, Protagonist A died unexpectedly from the start, sending the plot completely off the rails.
Li Jiughe's mission was to take A's place and complete the entire main storyline, correcting the plot. This included, but was not limited to:
Slaying the top sword cultivator of the day, trampling the immortal leaders of three provinces and the four seas, destroying the Unbreakable Heavenly Pillar, then manually merging chaos back into one, rebooting the cultivation world, and ushering in a new era!
...Ha.
Li Jiughe slowly pulled out his low-level talisman-cultivator certificate and rock-bottom report card, then stared wide-eyed at the System.
Li Jiughe: Can a bionic System dream of an electronic overpowered hero, too?
System: ...
Fortunately, the System found Li Jiughe some outside help.
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Zhang Jin was a young gentleman, renowned throughout both the cultivation world and the jianghu.
However, at his elders' insistence, he had no choice but to tutor a notorious troublemaker after class.
He taught basic incantations; the troublemaker slept with his head down.
He taught flying on a sword; the troublemaker got his license revoked.
He taught curse-breaking techniques; the troublemaker used them to bust someone out of prison.
Zhang Jin felt dejected. Do I really disgust him that much?
What he didn't know was that in Li Jiughe's script, Zhang Jin was Protagonist A's nemesis, with a conflicted and twisted possessiveness toward him!
And Protagonist A had died suddenly from the start, with the Li family implicated in his death.
Worried that Zhang Jin would come after him for Protagonist A's sake, Li Jiughe did everything he could to cause trouble and get away, making his position perfectly clear: Bro, this is never going to work between us.
Unexpectedly, Zhang Jin's gaze flickered for a moment.
He thought: But he called me... big brother.
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Several years later, Li Jiughe's cultivation had not improved, but he kept encountering strange incidents involving Zhang Jin.
During one field-training exercise, Li Jiughe ran into some strange heretic ghost cultivators.
Li Jiughe pulled out a banner. The ghost cultivators: "Th-that's the Commander's Banner?!"
Li Jiughe blew a whistle. The ghost cultivators: "Waaah, it's the Soul-Summoning Whistle!"
Li Jiughe drew his sword. The ghost cultivators: "Aaaah, the Li Fire Sword!"
The whole group of ghosts confirmed: "There's no mistake. He's the infamous cult leader who's made waves across the land!"
Li Jiughe blew the whistle, waved the banner, then swung his sword.
The ghosts waited eagerly: Ohhh, a triple attack! Is a bloodbath about to begin? Our Bitter Zen Cult has been in decline for years, but finally--
Li Jiughe looked baffled, then called to the cultivator flying on a sword up ahead: "Finally caught you! I told you not to run a red light. Which hall and department are you with?! What's your employee number?"
...Wait, what?
The ghost cultivators all fell over, spitting blood.
"Boss, what kind of person are you? Why are you directing traffic here?!"
Yet Li Jiughe heard his own name and Zhang Jin's from them, along with a few unfamiliar terms.
Something like...
"Zeroing out" and "resetting"?
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By chance, not long afterward, Li Jiughe stumbled upon the secret in Zhang Jin's room. It was all dark and eerie, with blood-written notes scattered across the floor.
Things like "I'll kill you," "Don't you dare leave me," "I... miss you," "Let's die together," "Pain," "I'm going crazy," and "We'll be together for all eternity."
Nothing like Zhang Jin's elegant, gracious, and gentle public image!
Li Jiughe immediately turned and ran.
He thought: So you really haven't gone out of character!
Unexpectedly, Zhang Jin was already waiting by the door with a white lantern, like a ghost.
He was soaked by the rain, yet his gaze remained tender and his words gentle.
"It's getting dark. Where are you running off to, An Rujun?"
"I'm so cold. Let's go inside. I'll help you change and bathe."
Li Jiughe: ? This isn't right.
In an instant, countless 18+ nemesis fanfics flashed through Li Jiughe's mind.
Dude, you've got the wrong script! Protagonist A is your nemesis!
--Wait, I can go back to my own room. N-no, don't! Help!
The door quietly closed.
In the darkness, Zhang Jin snapped the red Buddha beads around his own neck.
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The System marveled at the plot: "A strategist entering the game himself!"
Li Jiughe: 🖕
* 1v1. Older attacker. HE.
* Every character detail serves the plot. If you have a favorite between the attacker and recipient, enter at your own risk.
* Content warnings: 1) This is not traditional, specialized cultivation. A lot of it is made up. 2) There is a secondary couple.
* Second version of the blurb updated 2026.3.1, screenshot saved.
Theme: Never give up
Finished spreading flowers!!! Another touching article, touching every scene and every character. When I first saw the final chapter, I wondered if the ending was a bit too shallow and light, making me feel like I was floating in the air. Later I found out that it was because their stories were too heavy, the colors were too strong, the blood was sticky, the shackles were shackles, and the grief was heavy. So when everything ended, it gave me a sense of emptiness and emptiness. But they should have been so simple and beautiful. At this time, I felt that the dust had settled. At the beginning of the story, I thought it was just a crazy and strange novel with a sense of taboo, but no, it is not like that. The whole story is delicate, pathos, and moving. I really like the description and creation of every character in the article. Each has its own characteristics, is different, and is very distinct. Xiao Qi is brave and dares to love and hate. Although sometimes he is reckless and crazy, hahaha, but he is really hard-spoken and soft-hearted, making people feel soft. No one will dislike Xiao Qi! It's spicy and cute, why is it so cute! Sang Qing has a kind of divinity, but he is also very humane, and he is still a down-to-earth "layman". The transformation from an innocent and free boy to a crazy "god", and the various ups and downs he experienced during this period have shaped the Three Thousand Worlds today. But I really feel that he is very gentle and gentle, both as a human being and as a God. I'd love to see him as a human being, but it's also hard for me to strip him of his divinity. Well, the versatility of the character. Let's talk about the scenes. The description of every scene makes me feel so amazing. How come you are so good at writing! It blends character conflicts into the scene and incorporates all emotions into it. "Burning snow turns into soft water, and rain and dew reach three thousand realms." Listening to the various expressions of all sentient beings, one is filled with chants of suffering, and is embraced by all beings, but is unable to help others and save oneself. I really want to go back to when the long wind blows through the endless green waves and feel the breath of the grassland. I really like that period in the past. At that time, freedom was a concrete wind, and creatures and weeds shared the same land and listened to the blessings of the grassland mother. There are no boundaries, no darkness, no suffering, just the vast green and early sunshine between heaven and earth. This past event is beautiful but desolate. I am moved by the present and saddened by the miserable future. I really can't describe how I could write such a sad story, it's really profound. It talks about people, human nature, and desires very thoroughly. Delusion, greed, anger, and desire are the root causes of all evil. When a person tries to use flesh and blood as a tool to achieve his or her personal wishes, he himself becomes a sacrifice for the rules. This is the price paid by Shoufuzi and Shenzong, and it is also the altar of human desire. This is also my understanding of the strange shrine in the title of the novel. Man and God, God and man, I see the ultimate nature of loneliness in it. In the long river of eternity, it not only carries the cry of the dead, but also reflects the futility of the living. Mortals seek immortality, while gods seek annihilation. All I can say is that divinity may be the ashes left after humanity is burned out. . Oops, I don't know what I expressed, it's a bit incoherent. Anyway, I really, really really like this story! In addition to the plot, I am extremely excited every time the love line is played, hahaha, the pull and sexual tension between you two young lovers! Real! Very impressive! Excited! Excited! Ahhhh! I really love watching the emotional line between them, it's so crazy and has their unique atmosphere, wow wow, these young lovers should have a good time! It will be good in the future too! Finally, respect kindness, freedom and bravery! Thank you to the author for bringing us such a beautiful and great story, and I look forward to seeing you in the next one!!!
Congratulations on the completion! Congratulations to 37 for escaping from eternal life, and congratulations to everyone for being free and brave, and taking their own destiny into their own hands! Congratulations to everyone on becoming human! Congratulations too, I hope to continue to see your great stories and characters!
It's so early today! So cute, cute little 57, 57 you are a rebellious kitten, 37 is like a helpless guardian watching from the side wwww 🥺 🥺 It makes my heart soft, and my heart is relieved from the shock of English. Tomorrow is the last day, haha!! Huasheng, let me take it down!
57 Is so cute!! Why are you so cute? 🥺
Ahhhhhhh 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 🙏 ]🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 I have nothing to ask for. I just hope that the goddess will write more. I want to read it.
I'm getting goosebumps... Boss, you were so happy to write, I almost fell to my knees... I can't hold back any dirty words 🥺🥺🥺
Damn, do you want to update "Not Satisfied with Size"? This book is set to stir-fry chicken!!! Looks like I'm watching it. Woohoo! XX There must be more! Basically every day I click on the introduction of this book to read 😭 😭
I had nothing to do today and I stayed up all night to finish watching it. It was very interesting——The ending is full of flowers 💪
57 Run quickly!!! I'm going to beat you up!!!!
It makes me laugh so hard. Cut it first and then tell it. Just do it.