I, Fujimaru Ritsuka, protagonist of a certain long-running mobile game for anime fans, Chaldea's “Mash's master,” savior of humanity, and an ordinary high school girl, opened my eyes to find myself lying on a beach, with a noisy white flying thing beside me.
“So you drifted here from beyond this world...”
Me: ?
Me: You guys? When did I get a brother? The Mushroom never mentioned this setting!
“...And that's it? Nothing else? That can't be right. Isn't there also a scene where you say, ‘Looks like you can get Anemo powers just by touching the statue’?”
Me: ...
Me: You just said something that sounds way too much like a game reference.
“Barbatos, the Anemo Archon? He's already disappeared from Mondstadt.”
Me: ...
Me: Want to take another look at the Anti-Divine Noble Phantasm in my hand before you say that?
I just got out of the church in Mondstadt when I saw someone picking on a certain bard. I went over and used Invincibility. Sure, sometimes Invincibility is as flimsy as paper, and any Servant can pierce it, but in a world where the concept of Invincibility doesn't exist, it's back in business!
The beautiful woman opposite me slapped the bard, and the word “Invincible” instantly appeared on his face.
The beautiful woman: ...
The bard: ...
The white floating spirit: ...
Me (proudly, hands on hips)
“...Is it possible I did that on purpose, so she'd steal my Gnosis?”
Me: ...
Me: Want me to take her place and give you a Black Tiger Steals the Heart?
“Miss, careful, don't move.”
The classic orange-haired close-combat archer turned around, only to find that the two people from just now had both vanished.
Orange-haired archer: ?
Me: What can I say? I just get the feeling that getting involved with this guy would be a lot of trouble.
“I know a way to let you see the Geo Archon's Exuvia.”
Me: ...
Me: You may look calm, but the divinity over your head gives you away! What is it with you former Nao O guys? Are you all cat-eyed, smiling foxes who have no motivation and just like to slack off all day?
The Raiden Shogun's blade is at my neck, but the person who should have come to take the hit and have a big heroic moment is still leisurely watching the show from below.
Me: ...No, seriously, why is nobody saving me? I'm about to get “carved into a statue,” hello!
“But don't you have Invincibility?”
Me: ...Well, that's true, but at least pretend to care! Watching me get cut down like this makes me feel like I'm a complete failure as a person, hello!
A certain god swings her sword and triggers Invincibility four times: Are we fighting or not? If not, I'm leaving!
Though a certain shut-in god who no longer hides his identity has the power of the Vision Hunt Decree, the great savior of humanity doesn't even have a Vision. One Command Spell and one Anti-Divine Noble Phantasm later, victory is ours.
“...Why did you just steal my big moment? I'm supposed to make my grand entrance at the end and give the protagonist hope in their darkest hour. These days, the heroes beat the Boss with the power of ‘friendship’ and ‘bonds’!”
Me: ...Sorry, can we redo that scene?
A certain god: ...If you're going to act crazy, go do it outside my house.
The great savior of humanity isn't some pretty little vase. Even without elemental powers, I can take on the whole world!
Noble Phantasm, deploy! This is our homeland, which heals every wound and every grudge. Manifest! “Lord Camelot”!
Theme: Our journey isn't over yet.
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