A collection of linked stories, each with a one-on-one happy ending. Content warnings are below the description!
Story One: Cold, aloof CEO seme vs. sharp-tongued, hypocritical big shot uke
Zhou Sinan had spent twenty-four years living as he pleased. Then, one day, his luck took a turn for the worse, and he ran into a baffling young man.
The young man couldn't carry a cup of coffee without spilling it and was always tripping over his own feet. He had an ordinary education, an unremarkable appearance, and mediocre work skills, yet he always brought out the beast in men everywhere he went, with cringe-worthy gay porn scenes unfolding around him wherever he appeared.
This utterly average man was inexplicably confident in himself. He always assumed every man wanted him, and kept striking sexy poses in front of Zhou Sinan, trying to seduce him with his chicken-breast physique.
"You're useless. You can't even handle something this simple. Get out of my company." Zhou Sinan couldn't be bothered with him. For the sake of the company's future, he fired him on the spot.
The young man burst into tears and put on an expression that said, "What, you actually dare fire me? Just wait. One day you'll be on your knees begging to lick my asshole!" He left, looking back every few steps.
Just then, countless comments began scrolling across Zhou Sinan's vision. Every last one of them was insulting him. In short:
Scum seme! How dare you mistreat your wife? Just wait until you have to win him back! Tui!
Zhou Sinan: ...Am I seeing a ghost?
He turned and told his childhood friend about the strange occurrence. The sharp-tongued young master narrowed his eyes and smiled. "So you're saying you'll give up your career and your dignity, maybe even beg on your knees for the sake of some ordinary-looking guy? What, is his asshole made of gold or paved with diamonds? I want to meet this so-called incubus myself."
"...Wait, I didn't ask you to take people and beat him up!"
Story Two: Puppet emperor seme vs. regent uke whose power threatens the throne
The protagonist uke transmigrates into the story and gets his hands on the script. He thinks he's about to embark on the path of a powerful minister who serves others with his own body and steadily rises to the top. Who could have guessed that the regent, who's always been at odds with the puppet emperor, would actually give up his power?
Story Three: Tough-talking, softhearted campus heartthrob Alpha seme vs. scheming, innocent-act Omega uke
The Omega stepped on the frail young man's hand and said coldly, "If your crush means writing these disgusting self-insert diary entries and stalking and harassing him, I don't mind breaking your legs."
Note: 1. Seme-focused, with the uke doting on the seme. Each story features a different uke. The seme only pretends to be strong; he's not a scumbag. It's unclear whether the seme is a virgin. The cute couples are exclusive and devoted to each other.
2. At its heart, this is a silly, funny, feel-good story full of snark, with a few spicy fantasies thrown in. Please don't take any of it personally, everyone!
3. The writing is amateurish. No writing advice, please!
Theme: Love is equality
