▎Blurb
Xingye has had enough.
He spent his entire life as a Saniwa, guarding his immortal body and setting out every day to battle enemy forces in a handful of fixed eras. He corrected history so many times that he could write an entire history textbook on his own.
Now, after being teased by his colleagues for being in his "rebellious phase," he has finally reached a leisurely retirement
Xingye: "? Why do I still have to work after I retire? No way!!"
Time Government: "Our new technology can adjust the flow of time in your body."
Xingye: "I'll be the one to correct the anime plots! I won't shirk my duty!"
He may have agreed readily, but in reality, Saniwa Xingye is thoroughly lazy about his work, solving problems in the simplest, bluntest way possible.
What? This time his target is the eleventh head of the Vongola family?
Not only did he use a bootleg System to manipulate other people's feelings and overturn the previous head's rule against human experimentation, he even secretly hid the previous head's coffin lid?
Xingye: "Kill him."
What? This time the target is the cursed child carried by a sorcerer?
A little bug caused when the Time Retrograde Army tore through the world lets men get pregnant, and the pregnant sorcerer even says morning sickness isn't as bad as eating cursed spirits!
Xingye: "Kill them. Kill them all."
Sword Spirit: "'Mom' won't survive."
Xingye: "He shouldn't be alive in the first place. Kill him."
What? This time the target is a fake-death undercover agent from the distillery?
Xingye: "What's a distillery? Do they make liquor?"
Sword Spirit: "An unofficial organization that conducts human experiments."
Xingye: "Kill them, kill them all!"
After repeatedly shouting "Kill them all," the retired Saniwa Xingye was awarded the Time Government's Outstanding Employee of the Year honor. The award recipient did not attend the ceremony. The reason is unknown.
Theme: Respecting history is humanity's responsibility