Blurb:
★ Coming soon: Some Strange Sweet Romances. Please add it to your collection! ★
An Huan suddenly found a whole new plot in his mind. In it, he was a background extra, a nobody in some smut novel. Whenever the top used his time-stopping ability to freeze time and do all sorts of things to the bottom, An Huan would become part of their play as a mere backdrop.
The two leads in the smut novel were none other than his two good friends and roommates.
An Huan's eyes widened in shock. Looking at his roommates, who were still chatting and tossing socks at each other, he thought: I had no idea you two were that kind of couple!
An Huan was about to look at his roommates in a whole new light when he realized that something seemed off about him. One second, he was washing his hands; the next, his hand was on Roommate One's abs.
Faced with Roommate One's shocked expression, An Huan was at a loss for words. "No... I'm not a pervert..."
What was more, An Huan noticed his own body getting stranger and stranger. Whenever Roommate Two's long, slender, bony fingers squeezed a squishy toy, An Huan could almost feel those lightly callused fingertips brushing his own skin. A tingling sensation spread through him, an itch that made his scalp prickle.
Just as An Huan began to think his body was getting worse, an electronic voice rang out.
[Beep! The plot has changed due to an uncontrollable force and seriously deviated from its course! NPC, escape from the player! NPC, escape from the player!]
Jin Yifeng and Zhuang Li were close friends. Neither had ever expected that they would both fall for the same person, an NPC in a smut novel who wasn't even a target for capture.
What gave them a headache was that the guy was clearly a clueless straight man. So they would just have to slowly transform his body until he couldn't leave them.
P.S. The pairing shifts between one-on-one couples over the course of the story. Size difference, height difference, and leads whose personalities are all pretty hard to describe.
Blurb for Some Strange Sweet Romances:
This story features size, skin tone, and height differences, and some rather unusual character types.
① Long-haired, breathtakingly beautiful, kind and self-sacrificing bottom X sunny, cheerful-looking, dark and nasty top
The bottom only posted a companion-for-hire ad as part of a dare. He thought hardly anyone saw his anonymous account, but someone took it seriously and really booked him.
The other guy had an abusive father, a gambling-addicted mother, and a younger sister in elementary school. He was bullied for money by delinquents on his way to school, and even his classmates picked on him for his terrible grades.
The bottom's heart nearly broke as he listened. Every night, he got on voice chat to gently comfort the other guy. When he learned that the guy had thoughts of taking his own life, he kept his phone on around the clock to stay in touch.
Then, one day, an accident brought the bottom face-to-face with the top.
The bottom saw a tall, handsome, sunny-looking boy sitting on a roadside bench with a basketball in his arms. In the familiar voice, he spoke in a plaintive tone about how he'd been bullied again that day. At his feet lay a group of delinquents, beaten black and blue and sprawled on the ground.
The bottom: So the scam was right under my nose all along :)
② Gentle and refined on the outside, petty and fond of gossip on the inside, bottom X aloof top who loves melodramatic TV and has a hand fetish
The top first noticed the bottom because of his beautiful hands, as lovely as jade carvings. The bottom was the kind of everywoman you always see in TV dramas: tender and affectionate, patient with everyone. In other words, a human air conditioner.
The top saw the bottom as an air conditioner, too. Aside from occasionally wanting to lick his hands, he didn't pay much attention to this senior. Until one day, he gained the ability to hear the bottom's thoughts.
When a girl at school exposed her cheating boyfriend and got into a brawl with his mistress, the bottom stepped in like a champion of justice to break up the fight and gently comfort his classmates. But what the top heard in the bottom's mind was: [Fight! Give that bastard a kick between the legs! Yes, yes, spill more tea. I love hearing it!]
When the bottom gave a speech in front of the whole school and thanked and praised the principal for listening to his report, the top heard the bottom's thoughts: [You old bastard, didn't your wife catch you in a car with your fourth on the side just yesterday? How do you still have the energy to sit there and listen to people kiss your ass? Come to think of it, wasn't that fourth on the side related to the wife, or maybe her classmate? I'll have to ask around later.]
The top paid more and more attention to the bottom. His thoughts were just as entertaining as the melodramas he loved. Until one day, the top realized that he didn't just want to lick the bottom's hands. He wanted to lick his mouth, too...
③ Innocent-looking bottom who actually fantasizes about sex all day, then loses interest after sex X flirtatious-looking top who is actually bashful, blushes at a touch, studies hard, and is a black wolf
As spring drew near, the bottom's heat came more and more often. He went from fantasizing about sex at night to thinking about it during the day, and it was starting to interfere with his normal life! But he didn't want to date, either, and he didn't want a one-night stand.
The bottom gritted his teeth and took his friend's advice: he hired a pretty boy. The guy had broad shoulders and long legs, a straight nose with a high bridge, and was well-endowed, too. Blushing, the bottom nodded in satisfaction. But after checking his bankbook, he swallowed his pride and asked, "Could I book you for just one month to start? Can you give me a discount? Could I pay in installments?"
The pretty boy was well-endowed and great in bed, and had an ambitious, studious side. The bottom felt wonderful every night. But the frequency was too much, and after his heat passed, sex no longer took over his thoughts... Seeing the Huabei bill and IOUs he'd taken on to keep the top, the bottom decided to end the arrangement.
The top, who thought they were dating and had just been suddenly dumped: Am I not good enough in bed, or am I not studying hard enough? Why does my wife want to break up?!
The bottom, who was simply broke: _(:з"∠)_
Theme: Live a bright and positive life
Meeting the right question in the wrong place woo woo woo
Too exciting in Green Jinjiang
Are those who spread rumors allowed to spread rumors?
Ah? Can I watch the introduction in Jinjiang [Let me be healthy]
I seem to have a slightly crazy worldview. I'm not sure. Let's take another look [question mark] [let me be healthy]