The Beastly Boyfriend

#Upcoming: "Some Strange Little Sweet Romances". Please add it to your reading list!# Synopsis: On the night Qiao Xun successfully delivered a litter of piglets from a sow in a difficult labor, he got hounded by a simp... a literal dog. The dog's owner was tall and muscular, with a cool, aloof air. He looked like trouble. After watching his usually proud and aloof Czech Wolfdog, which could scare grown adults into tears when it stood up and growled, fawn all over a filthy human, the cool guy decided to pretend he didn't know the idiot. He'd just call it a stray dog. He never imagined that a year later he'd be reduced to getting jealous over the same stupid dog. Aloof on the outside, warm inside, pure and cool * ridiculously handsome, hormone-fueled top X gentle, dreamy, poor but handsome * househusband-style, devoted bottom P.S. Both are each other's first. The bottom has an ex-girlfriend. Younger top, four-year age gap. P.P.S. Lightweight writing, my own take on the setting. Brace yourselves for the Arctic Circle levels of cold. Synopsis for "Some Strange Little Sweet Romances": This story features differences in build, skin tone, and height, and some rather unusual character types. 1. Long-haired, stunning beauty * kind, saintly bottom X sunny and cheerful on the outside, dark and nasty on the inside top The bottom had only posted an ad offering paid companionship as part of a dare. He thought nobody would see it on his private account, but someone took it seriously and actually hired him. The other person had an abusive father, a mother who gambled, and a younger sister in elementary school. He got bullied by delinquents on his way to school, and even his classmates picked on him for his poor grades. The bottom's heart nearly broke listening to all this. Every night, he would comfort the other person warmly over the phone. When he learned the other person had thoughts of suicide, he kept his phone on twenty-four hours a day to stay in touch. Then, one day, an accident led the bottom to meet the top. The bottom saw a tall, handsome boy with a sunny smile, sitting on a bench by the roadside and holding a basketball. In the bottom's familiar voice, the boy said plaintively that he'd been bullied again that day. At his feet lay a group of delinquents, beaten black and blue and sprawled on the ground. Bottom: So the scam was right under my nose :) 2. Gentle and refined on the outside, actually petty and loves gossip bottom X aloof, loves trashy dramas, has a hand fetish top The top first noticed the bottom because he had beautiful hands, like they'd been carved from jade. The bottom was the typical sweetheart everyone loved from TV dramas: gentle, affectionate, and endlessly patient with everyone, otherwise known as a campus-wide gentleman. The top also thought of the bottom as a campus-wide gentleman. Apart from occasionally wanting to lick his hands, he didn't pay much attention to this upperclassman. Then one day, he gained the ability to hear the bottom's thoughts. When a female student at school exposed her cheating boyfriend and got into a brawl with his mistress, the bottom stepped in as a champion of justice, gently comforting everyone. But what the top heard in the bottom's mind was: [Fight! Give that bastard a kick in the crotch! That's it, spill more dirt! I love gossip.] When the bottom gave a speech in front of the entire school and thanked and praised the principal, who was listening below, the top heard his thoughts: [That old bastard got caught by his wife fooling around in a car with his fourth lover yesterday. How's he still got the energy to listen to you kiss up to him? Come to think of it, was the fourth lover related to his wife or a classmate? I'll have to ask around later.] The top paid more and more attention to the bottom. His thoughts were as entertaining as the top's favorite trashy drama. Then one day, the top realized that besides wanting to lick the bottom's hands, he also wanted to lick his lips... 3. Innocent on the outside, secretly fantasizes about sex all day, then goes cold after sex * little rabbit bottom X flirtatious on the outside, actually so innocent he blushes from a touch, hardworking, studious black wolf top As spring approached, the bottom's rut came more and more often. He went from fantasizing about sex at night to thinking about it during the day, and it was starting to affect his everyday life! But the bottom didn't want a relationship or a one-night stand. Grinding his teeth, he took his friend's advice and hired a duck. The duck was broad-shouldered and long-legged, with a straight nose and a prominent bridge. He was well-endowed below, too. The bottom blushed and nodded in approval, but after checking his bankbook, he swallowed his pride and asked, "I'll book you for a month to start. Can you give me a discount? Can I pay in installments?" The duck was well-endowed and great in bed, and he was also eager to learn. The bottom enjoyed himself every night, but the frequency was too much. Besides, once his rut passed, sex no longer invaded his thoughts... Seeing the loan balance he'd run up to keep the top and the IOUs he'd signed, he decided to stop paying for his services. The top, who thought they were in a relationship and had just been dumped: Am I not good enough in bed, or not dedicated enough to studying? Why is my darling breaking up with me?! The bottom, whose only problem was being poor: _(:з"∠)_ Theme: Life is a journey through hardship