Anyone Who's Read a Crazy Novel Knows

Everyone who has read an insane novel knows that helpless feeling of being unable to reach into the story. You can curse the brainless protagonist until you're blue in the face, but somehow they still manage to squander a winning hand. It makes you want to storm in, slap them a few times, kick them, and spit out a vicious, "Pah!"

So after staying up late to read hundreds of insane novels, Su Wu finally got so worked up that he died. When he opened his eyes, he found himself inside one of those novels, complete with an Insane Novel Satisfaction System.

The System was great in every way, except that it was always sending electric shocks through him.

First insane novel world: He was forced to pretend to be a woman and marry a scumbag as his "sweet little wife." He was mute and unable to speak up, an innocent little flower who could only cry when framed and had no way to defend himself. He was a brainless idiot who endured physical and emotional abuse yet still dragged things out with the scumbag and refused to divorce him. He was a moron who had resolved to ignore the scumbag, only to get tangled up with him again the moment the man came knocking. He was trash who planned to live independently but still couldn't harden his heart!

Second insane novel world: He was a substitute for the first love, a convenient tool who traveled a thousand miles to offer himself up for sex. He was a lunatic who willingly let himself be toyed with and tormented in every way, yet still fell hopelessly in love with a piece of trash. He was a vessel who had his eyes and kidneys taken after being hurt. He was a hapless fool who had decided to fake his death and live a good life, but still couldn't cut ties with his ex!

Third insane novel world: He was the real young master, mistakenly switched at birth. At home, he was a poor little thing who was abused, bullied, and framed in every way. Everyone misunderstood him and drove him out of the house. In the end, he could only choose to take his own life, leaving the people who had hurt him to regret it for the rest of their lives. What an idiot!

After reading the world information, Su Wu drew in a sharp breath. His hands were itching with anticipation. This was great! He could really do this! He could barely control his urge to slap some faces!

This was something he was truly familiar with! He really knew how to do it!

Just then, the System said in a distant voice, "You know I'm just a string of data, right?"

Su Wu was busy sending the scumbag to prison. Looking puzzled, he asked, "And?"

The System took a puff from its electronic cigarette. "I mean, you know that when I, uh, do that, it's electricity too, right?"

As soon as it finished speaking, a faint current traveled along his arm.

Su Wu: "?"

The System: "Yes. I'm sexually harassing you."

The strong never complain about their circumstances. Peak face-slapping Su Wu, the uke x cold-faced System data current, the seme who does the laundry

A feel-good face-slapping quick transmigration novel. Please don't try to apply common sense to the logic of insane novels. The protagonist is the logic.

The System is the System, data is data, and electricity is electricity, so System data current play is perfectly normal.

Theme: Love should be brave and steadfast.