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Laid-back disciple gong vs. aloof master shou
Lu Hanzhou, the son of a nouveau riche family, has been a shut-in ever since graduating from college. He has only two hobbies: collecting rent and reading novels. He'll read anything, from melodramatic romances and power fantasies to love stories. Whenever he reaches a major plot point in a certain book, he can't help showering the author with money to encourage more updates.
Then one day, after staying up until five in the morning to finish the male-oriented power fantasy novel Cultivation Maniac, he suddenly dies of a heart attack.
He thought that after spending a million on the author, transmigrating into a book after death, and getting a System, he'd finally get to enjoy being the protagonist. Instead, the System pours cold water on his hopes, telling him he's just one of the hundreds of disciples belonging to the protagonist, Xie Jin, a random nobody whose place in the story is unknown, and who only became a disciple by throwing money and resources around and pulling strings.
Worse, the System orders him to throw himself at the protagonist and ride the coattails of his powerful luck. Only by raising the protagonist's favorability toward him can he increase his own life points.
To stay alive, he has only one word: endure!
And so, a new lackey to the protagonist is born. When his master has nothing to do, Lu Hanzhou massages his legs. When his master eats, Lu Hanzhou cooks. He is determined to become a loyal disciple who pleases his master in every way.
A hundred years later, he returns to his homeland, only for a white dumpling of a System to tell him that his mission is complete. To return to the present, he only needs to take three herbs that will unite his body and soul.
First, the palace treasure, the Thousand-Faced Pity.
Second, the Purple-Gold Lotus, which blooms only once every hundred years in the Underworld.
Third, the King of a Hundred Flowers, found in the perilous Misty Forest of the Demon Realm.
Lu Hanzhou's perspective: I woke up and my mission was just... done? I'm one step away from going home?
But on his quest for the herbs, he runs into two extremely strange people.
A beautiful man in white rushes into his arms the moment they meet, his gaze full of tenderness.
Lu Hanzhou still has his sword in hand, not yet sheathed. His face is full of confusion. "Do we know each other?"
System 001: Allow me to introduce him. He's the protagonist of this book.
A nine-tailed red fox he casually rescued on the road rubs its head against his palm, eyes closed in contentment. Later, it transforms in front of him into an incredibly alluring man.
Lu Hanzhou: And who is he?
System 001: And allow me to introduce him. He's the biggest villain in this book.
Upcoming novel:
Gong-centric: The Scum Gong Loves No One
Across countless small worlds, nothing inspires readers with more bitter resentment than the male leads of old-school melodramas who break the law and "give their whole hearts" to the heroine, and the heroines who are left battered and bruised yet never leave the male lead's side, no matter how much they hate him, even if they die at the end.
In the end, the heroine dies in despair, and the male lead begins to regret everything, spending the rest of his life in misery, clinging to his memories.
Readers who finish these stories feel as if they've swallowed a lump of something foul. They can't even catch their breath. Finally, they pound their keyboards in fury and raise a long middle finger at the air, at the ending page on their phones.
Readers, heartsick with rage: Heroine, are you an idiot?! What good does killing yourself do? Get up and take revenge!
Readers, hopping mad: Male lead, you absolute idiot! How can a pig-brained moron like you be the male lead? Did you swallow the law and shit it out? How can someone like you get to live happily ever after?!
And so, the 002 System was born, infused with the bitter resentment of countless readers. It was called the "Idiot Male Lead Punishment System."
Lu Tinghan is the first Host bound to System 002. He must max out his male-lead punishment score in each small world to complete his missions and successfully come back to life in the real world.
First world: the male lead in an old-school melodrama who takes the heroine's kidney and heart
002: Host, this male lead is awful. He cruelly ripped out the heroine's kidney for that scheming white moonlight. You have to punish him properly!
Lu Tinghan fixes his gaze on the tall, handsome male lead in the distance. After a long pause, he chuckles softly. What would count as punishment?
How about keeping him firmly under his control, making him his bedmate and playing with him as he pleases?
At a business banquet, the male lead from the melodrama tries to secure a mutually beneficial partnership with the Lu family. After a toast, he grows dizzy and ends up resting in a room upstairs.
The more he tries to suppress his desire, the more unbearable the heat in his body becomes. Just as he is about to lose control, a tall figure walks into the room.
"Mm... help me..."
The shous include:
The male lead from the original melodrama, an aloof CEO's assistant, a reserved professor, a seductive foxlike superstar, and an outstanding college student he once supported.
Second world: punishing the villainous master who covets his disciple's spiritual bones in a master-disciple novel
Readers who are interested can check out the upcoming novel for a detailed introduction!
Theme: You have to go through things to understand and grow
The author would like to make some suggestions. If you mind, please stop reading. I was attracted to it by reading the tweets, which shows that this article can interest people, but the first half of the first chapter is really too overwhelming. It would be better to just write a story where the male protagonist goes through the beginning and then catches up with the rest of the story in reverse order. Nowadays, everyone is very impatient when reading articles. If I didn't see the follow-up plot in the tweet, I would never read the first half of the chapter with unclear focus, too much emotion from the author, and long words. The author's mental journey when writing a web article actually doesn't help the plot at all, does it? Just say that the novel is good-looking and the male protagonist rewards it a lot. It will also make the author highly satisfied, so the logic of being able to bind and wear the book is established.
I was attracted by the introduction. I was only twenty or more than ten chapters at that time. Due to personal XP reasons, I finished reading the introduction and the chapters I just started reading. After thinking about the whole story, I thought it would have more than 100 or 200 chapters. I personally thought the rebirth plot was more exciting [Joker], and thought it was about weak attack and strong suffering. I really like the coolness of Master.
The defense is about to be broken. !!!!! Why is it broken here? I haven't watched it for a long time, just to save some time.
In the middle of the night, there was a power outage, and I was afraid of the dark. It was thundering outside and I was so scared that I was attacked by ghosts. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha? It kills me
I want to continue reading the next article
I told him, it looks good
Collapse turned into collapse, and I, who could see this, also collapsed [melted]
Finished spreading flowers ~ Looking forward to the extra episode??·??·??*????!
It seems that the senior brother is her son.
Damn, it's been a long time since I updated. I miss you so much.