Ancient Articles Were Abused, but Tianjin Ren Took Dongbaiyin

The paragraph comment has been opened. You can play together by collecting the articles~ At present, it is updated steadily every day. If there is no update at 0 o'clock, it will be updated at 3 o'clock in the afternoon. Most of the time, I will try to update it in the middle of the night. Ball babies, please click on me, this is really important to me~ Li Xize never thought in his life that he just saved a child who fell into the water, and then he closed and opened his eyes and transformed into a white-flowered protagonist in ancient pornographic sadomasochism novels. Oh my god. Guzao, Danmei, sadistic novels, little white flowers, the protagonist suffers. Li Xize. Li Xize, a pure northeastern gentleman, poured himself some alcohol with trembling hands. ** "Eternal Winter" is an ancient sadistic novel that relies on abuse for the sake of abuse. The logic is broken and the writing is sparse, but it relies on abuse to survive. The two protagonists have always implemented the two principles of not opening their mouths and taking action first, walking hand in hand in the vicious circle of "misunderstanding → physical abuse → mental abuse → further misunderstanding". Of course, now it is Li Xize who is going to walk through this strange circle. "... So, you mean, my mission is to be tortured according to this plot?" After reading the first part of the script, Li Xize opened two more bags of Pocky, with deep melancholy in his eyes. "Do I really not have the choice to say no?" No, dear The colorful black system flashed. [Kissing, your only mission is to follow the plot... But don't worry, Kissing, our mission is very simple! The plot is easy to follow, no acting required! ! ! "Is this a matter of acting skills——??!" Li Xize looked at the "pregnancy", "miscarriage" and "car accident" revealed later in the plot... And closed his eyes in pain. Mom, he doubted that he might be able to be resurrected. * ... Of course, "I don't want to be resurrected" is just talk. Li Xize, who didn't want to die that much, finished three boxes of Pocky overnight. Finally, the next morning, he opened his red eyes and smiled strangely at the script. Isn't it just a plot? Isn't it just acting? Northeastern drama queens, have nothing to be afraid of! ! ! Bring it on! Very generous! ! ! * The Gu Group ranks first in the world's wealth list. The protagonist Gu Mingchuan is sitting in his bright and spacious office working, and fifteen minutes later, he will go downstairs to complete his mission as the protagonist: slam the protagonist's resume on his face, and say the classic line with cold eyes: "Who gave you the courage to apply for a job here?" But fifteen minutes later... Gu Mingchuan fell into rare silence in front of the ancient young man holding a long scroll. Taking a closer look, the long scroll of the ancient style boy is actually marked 100% cotton. Gu Mingchuan laughed angrily. * At this time, Gu Mingchuan didn't know that this was just the beginning. -Are you pregnant? -Yes. -... Is this the pillow you are carrying? -Don't worry, just tell me if your belly is bigger. -Where are you? -I didn't listen to you. Did I have a miscarriage? -Whose abortion registration registered Mr. Hua? ! I even heard the meal code! ! -Hey~ You don't understand this. " -... What do I not understand (¬_¬)ﾉ? -Abortion! If you look online, people are so cool ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ -Hey, do you know where this place is? -I know. -Know? Then can you tell me where this place is? -A little dark room. -Oh, little black room, then why are you opening the oa system? -Hey, you don't know? -I don't know. Do you teach? -Hi! Ask for leave! "Is this right? This! " * This is so right. That's... Who is Tianjin Ren! ! ! No one can break the ancient cycle of abusive writing. Unless this pair is from Northeast China and Tianjin. ** Things are still getting weird. Li Xize happily tore out the calendar page by page, and finally completed most of his plot happily. But one day towards the end... At that time, Li Xize was crossing his legs on the bed, calculating how many plot points he still had to go, when he suddenly retched in an exaggerated way. Li Xize:? No, why do I feel a little sick? Before his mind could turn around, a warm body suddenly pressed against his back, its furry head pressed into the crook of his neck, and a certain president who was stomping his feet and talking about the financial earthquake drawled. "Baby——" "It seems we really have a baby -" cp: The straight man from Northeast China (shut up, Lin Daiyu, open up, talk recklessly, Zhang Fei) is attacked by the Tianjin tyrant (shut up, talk coldly, and open up to praise) Intention: Don't worry about the journey of thousands of miles, there will be a path to success