The Taifu Became Famous After His Baby's Show Failed [Across the Ages and Today]

The full text is less than 6.3, Please respect the original version_(:з∠)_ Now we are starting to slowly catch bugs, please also watch the little angels who are watching "Tianjin people ride on Northeastern people" and the pre-receivers of cakes! Ball ball! ! ! The text of Northeastern people talking about cross talk is below ——The following is the copy of this article Wen Qingyu had been a Grand Master all his life, and had finally turned a naughty boy into a wise king, but he died of exhaustion the night before he was about to be named a Grand Master. Unexpectedly, as soon as he closed his eyes and opened his eyes, the kind Taifu would transform into the vicious villain in the storybook a thousand years later. The evil villain is ignorant and has no skills, so he relies on the wealthy boss by crawling into bed. It is obviously a shameless agreement to get married, but he pretends to be affectionate and takes the boss's baby to the baby's bed. In the end, he is scolded and withdraws from the circle, and ends miserably. When Mrs. Wen opened his eyes, he just signed the last payment of the baby's contract. Mr. Wen: A gentleman is like a righteous man. Anyway, I won't go. It was also Taifu Wen (faced with his only three-digit balance and eight-digit liquidated damages): ... Those who understand current affairs are heroes. ** Wen Qingyu fell in love with Wazong with the intention of performing well, but when he saw the four naughty children, his eyesight went dark. Taifu Wen: He pinched the person violently. Mr. Wen: PTSD can't be saved, so let's put it aside. Staying in bed? It doesn't matter, I can't afford it either. Picky eater? It's not a big problem and I pick more. Lost in playthings? I took the lead! Netizens looked at that confident and pretty face and couldn't stop scolding him. "A beautiful brother who stays in bed with me and eats snacks. I want it too!" "It's so funny, how could someone carve walnuts but not chop vegetables!" "After fighting the goose and falling flat on the ground, I declare that this is my stupid and beautiful wife!" The actor's son, who loves high-calorie foods, offered snacks just to play games with his brother Xiao Wen. The little princess who doesn't like reading memorizes the Three Character Classic just to listen to Brother Xiao Wen telling stories. The coquettish little devil moves faster than anyone else just to win over Xiao Wen's "brother". The big brother, the cub, used a serious face to hang on him as a pendant, hoping that brother Xiao Wen would become his father. ** Everyone thought that Mr. Qi had a marriage partner that he despised and was extremely annoying. Even if they are married and have a child, they must still be loving on the surface. Unexpectedly, in the live broadcast room that Qi Anan accidentally opened, netizens saw the unattainable man seriously competing with the cub for favor. "You have been with daddy for two hours. The remaining twenty-two hours are mine." The live broadcast room collapsed instantly. Later, everyone on the Internet knew that the owner of the business empire prayed, and the moon he held above his head was the moon he held up. Gong's cub is an adopted son Cp: Knowledgeable celebrity, romantic childish person × cold, clingy dramatist, naughty child attack Other advance payments: It's an ancient abuse of literature, but Tianjin people match Northeastern people (our goal is: sand sculpture! Sand sculpture!) Li Xize never thought in his life that he just saved a child who fell into the water, and then he closed and opened his eyes and transformed into a white-flowered protagonist in ancient pornographic sadomasochism novels. Oh my god. Guzao, Danmei, sadistic novels, little white flowers, the protagonist suffers. Li Xize. Li Xize, a pure northeastern gentleman, poured himself some alcohol with trembling hands. ** "Eternal Winter" is an ancient sadistic novel that relies on abuse for the sake of abuse. The logic is broken and the writing is sparse, but it relies on abuse to survive. The two protagonists have always implemented the two principles of not opening their mouths and taking action first, walking hand in hand in the vicious circle of "misunderstanding → physical abuse → mental abuse → further misunderstanding". Of course, now it is Li Xize who is going to walk through this strange circle. "... So, you mean, my mission is to be tortured according to this plot?" After reading the first part of the script, Li Xize opened two more bags of Pocky, with deep melancholy in his eyes. "Do I really not have the choice to say no?" No, dear The colorful black system flashed. [Kissing, your only mission is to follow the plot... But don't worry, Kissing, our mission is very simple! The plot is easy to follow, no acting required! ! ! "Is this a matter of acting skills——??!" Li Xize looked at the "pregnancy", "miscarriage" and "car accident" revealed later in the plot... And closed his eyes in pain. Mom, he doubted that he might be able to be resurrected. * ... Of course, "I don't want to be resurrected" is just talk. Li Xize, who didn't want to die that much, finished three boxes of Pocky overnight. Finally, the next morning, he opened his red eyes and smiled strangely at the script. Isn't it just a plot? Isn't it just acting? Northeastern drama queens, have nothing to be afraid of! ! ! Bring it on! Very generous! ! ! * The Gu Group ranks first in the world's wealth list. The protagonist Gu Mingchuan is sitting in his bright and spacious office working, and fifteen minutes later, he will go downstairs to complete his mission as the protagonist: slam the protagonist's resume on his face, and say the classic line with cold eyes: "Who gave you the courage to apply for a job here?" But fifteen minutes later... Gu Mingchuan fell into rare silence in front of the ancient young man holding a long scroll. Taking a closer look, the long scroll of the ancient style boy is actually marked 100% cotton. Gu Mingchuan laughed angrily. * At this time, Gu Mingchuan didn't know that this was just the beginning. -Are you pregnant? -Yes. -... Is this the pillow you are carrying? -Don't worry, just tell me if your belly is bigger. -Where are you? -I didn't listen to you. Did I have a miscarriage? -Whose abortion registration registered Mr. Hua? ! I even heard the meal code! ! -Hey~ You don't understand this. " -... What do I not understand (¬_¬)ﾉ? -Abortion! If you look online, people are so cool ƪ(˘⌣˘)┐ -Hey, do you know where this place is? -I know. -Know? Then can you tell me where this place is? -A little dark room. -Oh, little black room, then why are you opening the oa system? -Hey, you don't know? -I don't know. Do you teach? -Hi! Ask for leave! "Is this right? This! " * This is so right. That's... Who is Tianjin Ren! ! ! No one can break the ancient cycle of abusive writing. Unless this pair is from Northeast China and Tianjin. ** Things are still getting weird. Li Xize happily tore out the calendar page by page, and finally completed most of his plot happily. But one day towards the end... At that time, Li Xize was crossing his legs on the bed, calculating how many plot points he still had to go, when he suddenly retched in an exaggerated way. Li Xize:? No, why do I feel a little sick? Before his mind could turn around, a warm body suddenly pressed against his back, its furry head pressed into the crook of his neck, and a certain president who was stomping his feet and talking about the financial earthquake drawled. "Baby——" "It seems we really have a baby -" cp: The straight man from Northeast China (shut up, Lin Daiyu, open up, talk recklessly, Zhang Fei) is attacked by the Tianjin tyrant (shut up, talk coldly, and open up to praise) Some more cool e-sports articles? There are also genuine ancient pornographic stories, please click on them~ I love you mua! (*╯3╰) Motto: Gold always shines