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--The following is the copywriting of the father and son who are hated by thousands of people or2--
After a car accident and his father Wen Yulin fell into a coma, Wen Liang discovered that he and his father were both disliked by others.
The disgust in my grandfather's eyes was not that he hated iron, but that he was really bored.
His grandmother's indifference was not meant to train him, but out of hatred.
Wen Liang didn't know what was wrong with him. He tried his best to polish himself, but got nothing except increasingly severe criticism.
Wen Liang is tired.
————
Wen Liang, who was finally disappointed with that home, decided to leave.
Everyone is waiting to see his joke.
How should a person with no academic qualifications and a useless person in the eyes of everyone live?
He also has an unconscious father.
Everyone was waiting, waiting for Wen Liang to go back and beg for mercy like a dog.
But they didn't wait until Wen Liang returned, but they waited until Wen Liang became famous all over the Internet.
——
The incompetent boss of the Wen family has completely disappeared in the fame and fortune fair.
It is said that the boss is dead, and his wild child who was born out of wedlock seems to have signed a contract with some kind of shabby variety show. He makes jokes live every day and needs to sign a life and death certificate.
I guess he is not far from death.
The Wen family held wine glasses and waited to see Wen Liang make a fool of himself. Unexpectedly, they waited until Wen Liang crossed the Yangtze River in a small boat and flew across the snow-capped mountains in a wingsuit.
I am invincible under the gods, and I am invincible above the gods.
In the show, she is gentle, wild and sassy. Her tight-fitting cycling outfit outlines her wide shoulders, narrow waist and long legs. Her body is so perfect that it almost doesn't exist in reality, which attracted many netizens to scream.
The next second the camera turned, the wild and untamed little leopard was wearing a cat-eared one-piece home suit, nestling obediently next to a big beauty.
Where is the leopard, it is obviously a house cat.
Netizens who were not attracted before were also attracted.
[Is Wen Liang here? If possible, can you give me your contact information? If not, your dad's will do! ! ]
Before Wen Yulin woke up, Ai's seven-digit number plate had already been sent out.
The Wen family members looked at the father and son, who were popular among the entire Internet, and broke their wine glasses in panic.
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At the dinner party, the budding technology upstart was counting someone's fans through gritted teeth when he suddenly heard a familiar voice. When he looked up, the financial giant's gritted teeth look so familiar that he looked like he was looking in the mirror.
It's just that the interface on the phone is different. If you look closely, you can see that the boss's number plate is exactly the first of the seven-digit number of his partner's father.
Reading guide:
1. I have eaten a pot of jealousy × I was a little self-doubt when I was pua in the early stage, but I am confident in my core. She is a bright and beautiful woman with a super astringent figure. She has a big waist and a thin butt, and her thighs are fleshy and her calves are thin.
2. The main son group and the father group are the soy sauce
3. Same-sex marriageable background. A beautiful little girl born with a special physique!
The following is the copywriting of Tianjin Renda Northeast Silver ~
Li Xize never thought in his life that he just saved a child who fell into the water, and then he closed and opened his eyes and transformed into a white-flowered protagonist in ancient pornographic sadomasochism novels.
God.
Guzao, Danmei, sadistic novels, little white flowers, the protagonist suffers.
Li Xize.
Li Xize, a pure Northeast man, ordered Gen Bai Chun with trembling hands.
**
"Eternal Winter" is an ancient sadomasochism novel that relies on abuse for the sake of abuse. The logic is broken and the writing is sparse. It relies on abuse to remain popular until now. The two protagonists have always implemented the two principles of not opening their mouths and taking action first, walking hand in hand in the vicious circle of "misunderstanding → physical abuse → mental abuse → further misunderstanding".
Of course, now it is Li Xize who is going to walk through this strange circle.
"... So, you mean, my mission is to be tortured according to this plot?"
After reading the first part of the script, Li Xize opened two more bags of Pocky, with deep melancholy in his eyes.
"Do I really not have the choice to say no?"
No, dear
The colorful black system flashed: [Kiss, your only mission is to follow the plot... But don't worry, Kiss, our mission is very simple! The plot is easy to follow, no acting required!
"Is this a matter of acting skills??!"
Li Xize looked at the "pregnancy", "miscarriage" and "car accident" revealed later in the plot... And closed his eyes in pain.
Mom, he doubted that he might be able to be resurrected.
... Of course, just talking. Li Xize still has enough life.
Fortunately, the node he traveled through was just at the beginning of the plot. The protagonists, Gong and Shou, had not yet met each other, and the subsequent series of vigorous, smelly, and long texts had not yet unfolded.
Li Xize finished three boxes of Pocky overnight, and finally the next morning, he opened his red eyes and smiled strangely at the script.
He felt like he had a solution.
**
The Gu Group ranks first in the world's wealth list.
The protagonist, Gu Mingchuan, was sitting in his bright and spacious office working, and fifteen minutes later, he was about to go downstairs to complete his mission as the protagonist, slamming the resume of the protagonist on his face.
This was Gong's first insult to the cold and arrogant little Baihua, and it started a series of bad relationships between them.
But fifteen minutes later...
Gu Mingchuan silently looked at a fool who only wore a white shirt in March in the north. He was shivering with cold while holding a large handful of white chrysanthemums and advertising. Every time he posted a small advertisement, he would give away a small white flower.
After taking a closer look, the small advertisement seemed to be his own resume.
The image was once very weird and abstract.
But this is just the beginning.
"Oh? Got it! So you were pregnant with this pillow?"
"Ah! The numbers for abortion registration are Ken Clinic and Medical Department!"
"Oh... Wait! No! This time it's a dark room. Why are you asking for paid leave in the system!!!"
No one can break the ancient cycle of abusive writing.
Unless this pair is from Northeast China and Tianjin.
**
But things still got weird.
Li Xize happily completed most of his plot. One day when it was about to end, while he was crossing his legs on the bed and calculating how many plot points were left to go, he suddenly retched in an exaggerated way.
Li Xize:?
No, why do I feel a little sick?
Before his mind could turn around, a warm body suddenly pressed against his back, its furry head pressed into the crook of his neck, and a certain president who was stomping his feet and talking about the financial earthquake drawled.
"Baby——"
"It seems we really have a baby -"
cp: The straight man from Northeast China (shut up, Lin Daiyu, open up, talk recklessly, Zhang Fei) is attacked by the Tianjin tyrant (shut up, talk coldly, and open up to praise)
Intention: To stand tall and tall, there is no suitable place for a gentleman.