No romance plot. The protagonist is assumed to be a top. He may fall for someone, but there is no official pairing.
Qiao Yu considered himself a straight man of thirty, with a proven track record.
Ever since a male coworker confessed to him at the start of spring this year, Qiao Yu had been feeling miserable.
The coworker said, "Everyone at the company thinks you're a closeted gay bottom."
Qiao Yu felt like his whole worldview had crumbled. That night, he searched online: What are the signs someone is gay? How can I tell if I'm straight?
In a thread where Qiao Yu was looking for answers to his confusion, he saw this reply:
"Not sure about your sexual orientation? Why not try it out for yourself?"
That day, thunder and lightning raged, and a bolt struck Qiao Yu on the head. When he woke up, he found himself transmigrated to some world called Haitang.
"What's Haitang?"
Qiao Yu had no idea. It seemed like his life hadn't really changed... right?
That was until he was riding the bus to work as usual and saw a young man beside him cry out that he was going into heat, then faint.
Qiao Yu: ...What kind of heat?
Out of basic human decency, Qiao Yu took the young man to the hospital. He missed the clock-in deadline and was summoned to the boss's office.
Qiao Yu nervously pushed open the office door, only to see his boss, who was usually so unfriendly to him, wearing a provocative one-piece suspender outfit and sitting on the desk, with all kinds of documents scattered across the floor.
That wasn't all. The delivery person who brought lunch that afternoon had become some kind of milk delivery guy, dressed in a suggestive bunny-ear uniform. While handing over the food, he kept rubbing Qiao Yu's hand.
The taxi driver who took him home that evening kept sneaking glances at him in the rearview mirror. When he went out to the park to clear his head, he saw someone walking a dog whose entire body was pixelated. The most outrageous thing was that even his sofa could turn into a person in this world, nearly scaring Qiao Yu into jumping out the window.
After a full day of mental trauma, Qiao Yu finally realized that this so-called Haitang world was not normal.
He remembered the suspicious-looking reply on the online thread from the night he supposedly transmigrated.
He opened the thread again and tentatively left a few more comments. Two seconds later, a reply appeared.
"How are you finding this world? Enjoying yourself?"
"Enjoying it my ass! What is wrong with all these people? Are they insane?" He shook the mouse wildly.
"I want to go back. Send me back right now. I know I'm straight!"
"I'm afraid that's not possible. Now that you've gone there, you can't come back so easily."
"This world will be active for one hundred days. If you can stay true to your straight orientation for those hundred days and make sure the plot isn't censored, you can naturally return."
And so, surrounded by a swarm of lustful men and women, straight man Qiao Yu began his miserable life in the Haitang world.
Theme: Never give up or abandon hope, and stay true to the wholesome world