The System's Match Is Surely a Good One!

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As the most rebellious System in the Bureau of Space-Time Administration, 010 has an unprofessional hobby: matchmaking tragic side characters!

While other systems are busy helping protagonists turn their lives around, it only picks out broken cannon fodder on the brink of death and shoves them into the arms of powerful figures.

But as it keeps doing so, 010 suddenly realizes that the characters it's picked up seem to be rather extraordinary...

[World One]: A gloomy, reclusive, hearing-impaired flower of a seme x a sharp-tongued but soft-hearted school bully who protects his own, the uke

When 010 finds Lu Jibai, the boy is cornered in a narrow alley, covered in injuries, with his left hearing aid smashed on the ground.

Without a second thought, the System drops him into the arms of Chen Jin, a school bully who has just climbed over the wall to skip class.

Chen Jin frowns. He plans to take the boy to the hospital and then ditch this filthy little nuisance.

But after that, no matter where he goes, he keeps finding the nuisance being bullied.

Once, twice, three times...

Finally, when Lu Jibai is knocked to the ground yet again, he turns a pleading gaze toward Chen Jin, who has passed by more times than he can count.

Seeing the boy drenched in filth, Chen Jin's heart softens.

He shields him from all that hostility, using both hands and mouth, and makes exaggerated gestures to tell him:

"From now on, I've got your back."

Until one day, Chen Jin sees with his own eyes the boy who is so fragile in front of him using the most vicious moves to pin their former bully beneath his feet.

Lu Jibai turns back and gives him a pitiful look.

"Brother Jin, my hand really hurts."

[World Two]: A restrained, reserved, innocent actor seme x a refined scoundrel, seductive big shot uke

Artists who don't obey are treated as the most useless pawns.

Duan Qingxu is that pawn. He's drugged with spiked liquor and locked in a director's hotel suite.

In the confusion, 010 swaps the director's room key card, then watches with delight as a dignified, handsome man walks in.

The next morning, Duan Qingxu wakes to find a naked man in bed and instinctively runs away.

Just as he's debating whether to go back and find the man, the man comes looking for him.

Seeing the three characters Gu Chengchen on the business card, Duan Qingxu swallows nervously.

"If I say I don't remember anything, would you believe me?"

Gu Chengchen smiles, his eyes crinkling, while the toe of his foot hidden beneath the table brushes the other man's calf again and again.

"What, you don't want to take responsibility?"

A long time later, Duan Qingxu wins the Best Newcomer Award.

To celebrate, Gu Chengchen specially decorates a bed with roses.

Looking at the dignified man before him, wrapped up like a present, Gu Qingxu's ears turn so red they could drip blood, but his eyes shine brilliantly.

"Mr. Gu, may I unwrap my present?"

[World Three]: A rebellious young general seme x a seductive, bewitching young valley master uke

In a quiet bamboo grove, 010 struggles to drag a bloodied boy along until it reaches a medicinal pool.

Seeing the peerlessly beautiful man bathing in the pool, 010's eyes light up. It flings the boy neatly into the beauty's arms.

When Xiao Lingyun opens his eyes, he's been wrapped up in white cloth like a dumpling, with a bewitching beauty sitting beside him.

The beauty sees him wake and sticks a needle into his head.

"I saved you."

Xiao Lingyun freezes, then instinctively asks, "What do you want as payment?"

Ye Wangyou thinks for a moment, then suggests, "Hmm... how about you give yourself to me?"

Xiao Lingyun, who has known nothing but military texts and martial arts since childhood, is completely overwhelmed, his wide eyes full of confusion.

"But we're both men. How can I give myself to you?"

One night, red candles flicker.

A beautiful man in plain clothes sits on the desk, usually piled with military texts.

With Ye Wangyou's arm around his neck and his lips still swollen and red, Xiao Lingyun speaks hoarsely.

"I'll give myself to you. All right?"

The beauty laughs at his teasing words and presses a finger to his forehead to keep him from coming closer.

"But we're both men..."

"I don't care."

[World Four] Guide seme x Sentinel uke

[World Five] Medicine cauldron seme x young sect master uke

[World Six] Actual male ghost seme x police officer uke

(...)

Later, a terrifying legend spreads across the Three Thousand Worlds:

If you see a System flashing red, run! Otherwise, you'll be paired up with someone the very next second!

[Reading Guide]

1. A series of standalone stories. The number of small worlds is not fixed, and each world's characters are separate individuals.

2. Both seme and uke are powerful, and both are each other's first and only partner in every world.

3. The author is an extreme CP enthusiast who loves devoted, mutually doting couples. Readers with strong character preferences should proceed with caution.

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