I Accidentally Got a Happy Ending with My Archenemy

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When Jiang Qi got an invitation to appear on a variety show, he was using an alt account to browse his nemesis's Weibo to his heart's content.

His manager said, "The production team wants you to fake a CP with Yu Ran."

Jiang Qi's hand shook, and he nearly dropped his phone. "Can I still quit show business?"

Everyone online knew Jiang Qi was a thorn in Yu Ran's side, a pain in his neck.

But they didn't know that five years ago, Jiang Qi was the only person who could come and go freely in Yu Ran's room.

Then the variety show started filming:

Jiang Qi shamelessly took over Yu Ran's bed. "There's not enough room. Give me half the bed."

Yu Ran gritted his teeth and pinned him against the pillow. "Five years ago, all you did was climb through my window and steal my bed. You haven't improved at all in all these years?"

Jiang Qi blinked, smiling slyly. "I have. Want to see?"

Three minutes later,

Yu Ran, pinned in Jiang Qi's arms like a body pillow, stared at the ceiling and wondered if he was still dreaming...

The next day, in front of the cameras, Jiang Qi held his lower back and said with a grin, "Teacher Yu is so rough. He doesn't know the first thing about being gentle."

Yu Ran had kicked him out of bed too forcefully and, after being guilt-tripped, had given up half the bed. "Heh."

The cameraman: Can we actually air this?

[Bonus scene]

Primary school essay: "My Dream"

Jiang Qi: Invent a time machine, go back to when I was six, and steal all of Yu Ran's game consoles to hide them.

Yu Ran: Earn a black belt in taekwondo and beat the annoying Jiang Qi to the ground.

Reader's guide:

1. This story is set in a fictional entertainment industry.

No real-life counterparts. Please don't compare it to reality.

2. One-on-one, both are virgins, happy ending.

3. Extreme character possessiveness fans, stay away. There aren't many landmines in this story; it's a sweet romance with mutual devotion.

Upcoming story blurb:

After Shen Jiu died, he became bound to the White Moonlight System.

The System arranged the perfect script for him:

Play the perfect white moonlight, take the blame, be sacrificed, and become the protagonist's stepping stone to the top.

Shen Jiu, having lost all his memories, smiled. "Do I look like a good person to you?"

Bad people belong with other bad people.

Shen Jiu turned to the biggest villain in the small world.

"Interested in working together?"

World One:

[The down-on-his-luck secretary from a once-prosperous family × the elegant CEO who dominates the business world]

In the CEO's office, Shen Jiu pinned the villain against the sofa. His fingers slid inch by inch over the suit of the man beneath him, tracing his perfect figure.

The man's gloomy, shadowed eyes stared straight at Shen Jiu, as if waiting for him to make his next move.

Shen Jiu smiled faintly, then whispered into Bai Zhao's ear, boldly tempting fate:

"Mr. Bai, work with me. It's a sure win."

World Two:

[A personal disciple hiding his demon identity × a fallen-demon master hunted by a hundred immortal sects]

On a dark, windy night, Shen Jiu once again "accidentally" wandered into the villainous master's cave.

Looking at the long sword resting against his neck, Shen Jiu smiled at the villain without a trace of fear.

The instant the sharp blade pierced his skin, Shen Jiu was already at Bai Zhao's side, lowering his head to pass a love-insect from his lips into the other's mouth.

A palm strike coming from the front knocked his head aside. Shen Jiu licked his bloodied lips and smiled provocatively.

"Master, you have such a cruel heart."

World Three:

[A minor celebrity × an actor who has been framed and dragged into a scandal]

At the celebration banquet, the villain, who was supposed to be drugged and disgraced in a public scandal, was now hiding in Shen Jiu's room, looking utterly disheveled.

The usually refined and gentlemanly man was sprawled in a bathtub full of ice water, his body limp from the drug. His shimmering eyes looked coldly at Shen Jiu.

Shen Jiu raised the hand Bai Zhao had bitten until the flesh was mangled, then boldly leaned over him. Blood that had yet to clot smeared across Bai Zhao's body.

His snow-white skin was stained with a glaring red.

Shen Jiu teased, "Good big brother, you bit me so hard. It isn't unreasonable to ask for a little compensation, is it?"

World Four: To be decided

World Five: To be decided

[Reader's guide]

1. A gloomy, obsessive gong × a crazy, bugged shou. Two drama queens constantly acting against each other. The shou is the same person throughout, not split into fragments.

2. Every time the gong enters a new small world, the System distorts his memories and personality. Basically, he's been refreshed too many times and his CPU is fried. The shou is a System bug, so he keeps his memories, more or less.

3. One-on-one, happy ending.

4. I'm a die-hard CP fan!!! I love equally matched couples who are devoted to each other and dote on each other. Extreme character possessiveness fans, proceed with caution.

5. The original protagonists of each world are just part of the gong and shou's roleplay. They won't get involved in their relationship.

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