[A touch-loving mimosa x a bubble-blowing kitty]
Ji Yuhe thought he was notorious, and that transferring classes would finally let him enjoy some peace and quiet.
He never expected to end up on a path he had never imagined.
On his first day in the new class, Classmate A was kicking back with his legs crossed while doing homework. When he saw Ji Yuhe come in, he called out, “You're here? Sit wherever you like. Make yourself at home.”
Ji Yuhe: “...”
On his second day, the homeroom teacher came over to check in on him. After thinking for a while, she couldn't remember his name. Then she spotted the sticker on his desk and smiled kindly. “Ji the Cat, how are you settling in?”
Ji Yuhe: “?”
Some number of days after transferring, he was woken for the Nth time by the strange, transparent mimosa on his deskmate's shoulder brushing against him.
Ji Yuhe thought coldly that one day, sooner or later, he was going to pull that plant out by the roots.
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Qi Anci was a severe cat-allergic cat fanatic.
One day, he suddenly noticed a transparent cartoon cat on the head of his deskmate, the school bully who had switched from science to liberal arts.
The kind that moved.
Cat fanatic's heart: Overjoyed.
Resisting the urge to pounce on it, Qi Anci stayed up all night writing A Hundred and Eight Ways to Raise a Cat, then rubbed his hands together, ready to get to work.
The next day, Qi Anci boldly took his first step.
The first of the 108 ways:
Infiltrate the kitty's inner circle
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One break, Ji Yuhe came back after getting water and found a thin, mint-scented green envelope on his desk.
The moment he picked it up, a sheet of cat stationery drifted out through a slit in the bottom and floated before his eyes.
The elegant, slender calligraphy on the page was sharp and beautiful, and just a little familiar...
He caught the lightweight cat-shaped sheet and lowered his eyes.
There was only one sentence on it:
“Classmate Ji Yuhe, could you teach me how to be a school bully?”
Qi Anci
He turned and saw the tiny mimosa swaying as it spread its leaves toward him.
Two seconds later, a miniature transparent cat stretched a soft little paw toward the plant.
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This should be a sweet, silly story about healing, called What Should I Do When All My Classmates Think I'm a Cat? or 108 Ways to Reform a School Bully.
Lots and lots and lots of my own headcanons!!
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