Everyone Wants to Kidnap Me and Make Me Robin

The young master of the Wayne family witnessed a shooting.

A strange vigilante in a skintight suit and domino mask dropped from the sky like a hero and saved his parents.

He crouched in front of him. The bluebird emblem on his chest seemed ready to take flight. After a moment of silence, he asked, "Want to be my Robin?"

Little Bruce: "?"

"Thank you, but what's a Robin?"

"Uh, a kid sidekick who goes around Gotham at night helping the city's vigilantes fight crime?"

"...I promise you, sir. If Child Protective Services ever comes knocking, the Wayne family will vouch for you."

"What? Gotham has Child Protective Services?"

"..."

From that day on, strange people kept showing up around little Bruce.

Some people wanted to recruit him as Robin.

Others wanted to recruit him as Batman.

...Is there really no law that can stop these people?

Before You Read:

1. A purely lighthearted story, with lots of original takes and out-of-character moments.

2. Don't dwell on why he transmigrates. I just want to write this premise.

3. The story features not just the Bat-Family, but the whole Justice League family too.

Premise: Family, friendship, and love