Don't Offer My Boss Up to Me!

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Zheng Yuxian is descended from the Snake God, but the inheritance is pretty much useless. All it gives him is the ability to switch between male and female.

It’s the twenty-first century. He’s in his early thirties, tall, strong, and handsome, and works as a bodyguard for a wealthy family. He works hard for one reason: to sample every delicacy and fine wine in the world and buy a big motorcycle!

...As for continuing the ancient god’s bloodline, he doesn’t want to get pregnant, and his mother can’t be bothered to ask him to.

Then one day, his handsome and generous young employer falls mysteriously ill. No medicine can cure him. Zheng Yuxian doesn’t want to change jobs, so he prays earnestly for his boss to recover soon.

Just then, his mother approaches him with a grave expression. “Son, that family who worshipped our household years ago suddenly wants to fulfill their contract! Their only heir has apparently fallen mysteriously ill. They think it’s divine retribution for trying to evade their oath, so they need to make amends right away...”

Zheng Yuxian: “Huh? I’m not marrying some sickly guy!”

His mother: “That sickly guy is named Yao Shuo.”

Zheng Yuxian: “Shit, isn’t he my boss?!”

Remembering how generous and kindhearted Yao had been to him, Zheng Yuxian wavered. “...He only has to stay by my side and serve me for a little while, right?”

His mother flipped through an ancient book. “Looks like it...”

“Well... fine!” Zheng Yuxian thought. “If I turn into a woman, he won’t know it’s me anyway.”

And so, the sickly young master Yao was “married” into the Zheng family.

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Yao Shuo, the hottest “diamond bachelor” in Fancheng, never imagined he’d find himself “married” to a man.

He’d never even heard of a “household guardian spirit” growing up. Now that he’d fallen mysteriously ill, he had to honor his family’s promise and be offered as a sacrifice to the family of a Snake God descendant?

Absolutely ridiculous!

But when he saw the Snake God’s descendant, only one thought crossed his mind: “...Our ancestors really were wise and mighty.”

The Snake Goddess was tall and athletic, with a languid, alluring beauty. She was exactly his type!

Wouldn’t it be even better to make this marriage official?

Seeing her inexplicably guilty, evasive gaze, Yao Shuo smiled gently. “Lady Snake, I look forward to getting along with you.”

The Snake Goddess tugged at her skirt, struggled to stand steadily in her high heels, then smiled awkwardly and struck the signature pose of his bodyguard: scratching his head and reaching behind him for a cigarette. “Ahem, sure, sure~”

Yao Shuo: “? What is this strange sense of deja vu?”

Reader’s Guide:

1. Neither lead is a virgin. The recipient can switch between male and female, and the dominant has slept with both his male and female forms.

2. There will most likely be a pregnancy later on, and he may also turn into a snake.

3. This is the author indulging in their personal kinks, so things might get pretty wild.

4. A lighthearted comedy with only a little brief angst. It’ll have a happy ending soon.

Blurb dated: 2025-08-28

Theme: Falling in love with your soul