I fixed the typos, though you know how I am, so there may still be some I missed. Also, take a look at my upcoming stories. If you like cute babies and raising kids, please add one to your list. I’m begging you. I have chapters banked, but with so few saves, I’m too scared to start posting. Sob.
Su Ling died in an accident and got scammed into transmigrating.
They’d promised her a “happy life,” but all she got was a bank balance of 28 cents, the original owner’s genetic disease, and a treatment bill that left her one billion in debt.
On the day she was discharged, she realized she couldn’t even afford ten yuan a year in electricity. Su Ling: People don’t have to live, you know.
Just as she was preparing to leave the interstellar world with neither money nor life, Su Ling suddenly received a beta key for the game “Fantasy World.” The game claimed to stabilize mental energy and let players exchange in-game rewards for real-world currency.
Su Ling: I don’t care about the money. I just want to see the high-tech stuff.
On her first day in the game, she became a broken “Jade Rabbit,” burdened with the original rabbit’s blood feud. After failing to report a bug, she completed a quest and became a cute pet NPC…
Just like that, she not only failed to leave the people of the stars with neither money nor life, she got dragged into working for the game instead.
…
The beginner village in “Fantasy World” was in ruins and short on quests. It didn’t even have all the usual merchant NPCs.
Then one day, a very bad-tempered rabbit came to town. The fluffy white bunny wore a knitted red cape, and its glittering carrot-shaped buttons made it look both adorable and expensive.
The cute little rabbit NPC opened a bunny restaurant in the village, supplying medicine and food all by itself.
Unfortunately, everything in the shop was pricey, and the bunny had a terrible temper.
Player A complained: “Boss, there’s rabbit fur in my Happy Bun Chicken!”
The fluffy rabbit peeked out. “Wow, that’s an extra topping. I’ll charge you another ten thousand gold coins!”
Player A: ?
Player B complained: “Boss, I clearly ordered a Sweet and Cheerful Little Cake. Why did you give me lemonade?”
The fluffy rabbit put its paws on its hips. “You looked so sour. Lemonade goes better with a sourpuss!”
Player B: !
So they complained in secret and cursed the black-market shop, insisting it would never stay open.
For a while, whenever anyone opened the “Fantasy World” forum, all they saw were bad reviews of the Bunny Restaurant.
The shop was deserted. Even when rumors spread that a big shot had eaten there, people mocked it: “NPCs are marketing online now, too!”
But in the game’s recommended shops, the Bunny Restaurant had quietly climbed to the top of the rankings!
A bunch of haters: Bots! Damn bots!
Then, one day, the top-ranked player was interviewed and asked how she had gotten so far ahead in a world with so few quests.
The young girl openly shared her secret. “It’s easy! Just eat the most expensive meals at the Bunny Restaurant and leave the strongest, most over-the-top compliments, and Boss Rabbit will insist you do quests for her! I don’t even want to do quests. I just wanted to go eat!”
Players: !
And so, customers flocked to the Bunny Restaurant!
But by then, Su Ling had already paid off her billion-yuan debt and earned several billion more. She was no longer the rabbit boss who opened the shop every day. Every few days, a sign appeared at her door: “Shedding today, closed.”
Next upcoming story: [High-EQ flirtatious celebrity x tsundere kid with a mommy complex x younger CEO who’s been secretly in love for years and talks himself into thinking it’s mutual] [Please add it to your list]
Even after learning that she was the contrast character in a romance novel, the excellent Ye Lin didn’t feel nervous.
That was until the ceiling of her room cracked open and a child fell through.
He claimed to be the Demon King. He was covered in wounds and terribly frail.
For the first time in her life, Ye Lin faced a real challenge: how to become a good mother.
Xingxing was a very good child.
When he noticed Ye Lin getting up early every day to make breakfast, he wanted to help.
Ye Lin: Now the ceiling’s had raw eggs for breakfast, too.
When he saw how tired Ye Lin was from looking after the garden, he tried to help feed the fish.
Ye Lin: The fishies died so horribly…
A child wanting to help was a way of showing love, and Ye Lin thought it was wonderful. The only problem was that he cared very much about whether anyone needed him.
Ye Lin: Needed? Oh, she could absolutely do that!
And so the young Xingxing got a taste of some green tea.
“Xingxing, other moms get hugs from their babies. Could I have one, too? But I don’t want to pressure you, even though I’d be sad if you said no~”
Xingxing frowned sternly and lectured his mother with a straight face. “You shouldn’t compare yourself to others.”
Ye Lin was just lamenting that her son was completely immune to green tea when she realized there was a skinny little bundle in her arms.
She suddenly understood: So he was just being tsundere!
Ye Lin resolutely continued down the green-tea-mom path!
“Xingxing, other moms get to take pictures with their babies. I’d like to, too…”
“Greed is bad.” Saying so, he took a photo with Ye Lin, wearing a grumpy face.
“Xingxing, I saw other moms getting kisses from their babies. I don’t have anything, boo-hoo!”
“Being clingy is bad.” Even as he said it, he gave Ye Lin a peck on the cheek!
So immersed in raising her child, Ye Lin completely forgot about the plot, until the heroine, whose scandal had just broken, retaliated by buying the top trending spot for the story that Ye Lin had a child out of wedlock.
Just like in the original plot, Ye Lin ended up on the same variety show as her. She’d braced herself for the insults, but instead received an outpouring of sympathy.
The audience thought little Xingxing was adorable, but looked like he could knock Ye Lin flat in one hit.
Ye Lin: Nice. These fickle internet users really know how to talk.
Ye Lin didn’t care what the audience thought. Lately, she’d been bothered by the neighbor who seemed like a hater.
He was a little too hard to ignore, and Ye Lin found herself entertaining one of life’s three great delusions: He likes me.
…
Everyone in the industry knew that CEO Xie had a first love. He’d loved her carefully and hopelessly ever since high school.
They heard his first love had recently had a child, and that he’d gotten drunk over it.
For many people, that was an excellent opportunity.
But before any of his admirers could make a move, word suddenly spread that CEO Xie was telling everyone, “I feel like I was born to be a stepfather.”
Theme: You can’t choose how things start, but you can take control of your own fate
If you come here to work as an NPC member, I'm afraid you'll have to owe a lot of debt in the future.
Who do you want to study? I didn't hear you clearly. Say it again.
Boss Rabbit has no heart hhhhhhhhhai Rabbit, just accept your fate, or you can also outsource it 😏
I'm exhausted from reading. What did you add to the text, author? [Afraid]
You can't even act like you are a little fairy 😆
Grandpa: It's a great filial piety 🐶🌹
Ah? Small head, big question mark
""But it doesn't matter, you just need to..." This is a big bug for the author~
"The pain does not progress" is a big bug for the author~ simultaneously
"The pain does not progress" is a big bug for the author~ simultaneously