The Great Dao is impartial, yet it loves all living things.
Shang Yingzhuo cultivated the Dao of detachment. He was never supposed to show favoritism, until the Xun grass he had raised became a spirit. A single thread of longing took root in his heart, sending vines through it until they bound his whole heart fast.
But his little Xun'er was a fool.
He Xun had somehow heard of the crooked path of "killing one's wife to attain the Dao." To help Shang Yingzhuo sever his earthly ties and reach the Great Dao, he ran into Shang Yingzhuo's sword, which pierced his heart.
In that instant, the tribulation of heavenly lightning descended, and the Heavenly Gate opened.
The chance to become an immortal, one that countless people had yearned for, was within reach. But only one thought remained in Shang Yingzhuo's mind: To hell with attaining the Dao and becoming an immortal. Whoever wants to be an immortal can go ahead. All he wants is his wife!
Shang Yingzhuo battled the Dao beneath the heavens, following the soul-locking trail left by He Xun until he found a "coffin." Just as he was about to break it open and dig out the body, an urgent shout rang in his ear:
"Hero, spare him!"
Shang Yingzhuo: ?
Hero? No, he wasn't a hero at all.
It turned out he was fake, his wife had been acting, and every sweet word had been a lie! Worse still, his wife was flirting with other men in other worlds!!!
Black smoke curled around Shang Yingzhuo as if he were about to destroy heaven and earth.
A hapless employee of the Quick Transmigration Bureau asked timidly, "I have a way to send you to his side. I wonder if you..."
Shang Yingzhuo smiled with utmost tenderness. "Go? Of course I'll go. That's my beloved little Xun'er."
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On his first mission, He Xun ran into an icy man. He used every trick he had to win him over, then picked the right moment to fake his death and happily set off for his "new job."
Who could have guessed that just as his second mission was about to succeed, some bastard would show up and ruin his romance?
After digging deeper, he discovered the bastard was his ex-husband!
His missions kept getting sabotaged, his performance score plummeted, and after counting the thirteen cents in his pocket, He Xun finally snapped. "What is wrong with you?!"
Shang Yingzhuo: "We've shared a bed for over ten years. You only found out today that your husband is sick?"
The seemingly aloof, upright gentleman who is actually a twisted, unhinged powerhouse gong (Shang Yingzhuo) x the seemingly gentle, sweet, naive wife who is actually a scheming little fox shou (He Xun)
* Dual quick transmigration, 1v1. Click to watch a model couple turn against each other;
* Not suitable for readers with extreme character preferences. The little husbands start with hate sex, then get sweet later. Maybe there will be some coercion (Question: Who coerces whom? Answer: ...Each other?)
Synopsis written on 2024.9.27
Theme: Beware of scams
