Hehehe~ Which crooked tree should I hang myself from today?~
Dazai hums his own original suicide song, deftly produces a finger-thick hemp rope from who knows where, tosses it over a branch, ties a noose, puts his head in, and kicks his feet up...
Dazai hangs himself from the southeast branch. Achievement unlocked √
Today, a humanoid curse was found hanged from an old tree at Tokyo Jujutsu High. Is this a case of human nature twisted or morality lost? I’ll be reporting on this developing story. Let’s head to the scene...
Tune in and see what sparks when Armed Detective Agency Dazai meets Tokyo Jujutsu High. ^ω^ Professional smile
(Also, well... you know Dazai’s definitely a little crazy... fidgeting with fingers)
Theme: Love that came too late
