I Told You Not to Cast a Pretty Little Fool as the Villain

After accidentally wrecking fifty worlds in the Quick Transmigration Bureau, Qian Ni was tossed by her boss into a wish-fulfillment story to play the villain.

The male leads in these stories are resilient, powerful, and exceptionally intelligent. Anyone playing the villain doesn't even need to follow the plot: they'll still lose utterly to the protagonist. And Qian Ni is an idiot who can get herself killed all on her own.

The entire Quick Transmigration Bureau breathed a sigh of relief.

But it wasn't long before...

[Director! Qian Ni overthrew the protagonist and took the throne!]

[Director! Qian Ni acquired the protagonist's company!]

[Director! Qian Ni turned the protagonist into her cultivation furnace!]

[Director! Qian Ni unified the universe!]

As everyone watched the final results, they saw the protagonist, who was supposed to reach the pinnacle, bowing in submission to Qian Ni, the bureau's famously pretty idiot, and proudly declaring himself her most loyal dog.

The director was on the verge of a breakdown. "Weren't you supposed to ruin the protagonist? Did you ruin him or not?"

Qian Ni was on the verge of a breakdown too. Clutching her communicator, she sobbed, "I did ruin him, but they just won't get mad."

The director asked, "How did you ruin him?"

On the other end of the call, the red-eyed little rabbit raised her slender, fair legs and kicked the protagonist in the chest, all bluster: "I hate you most of all!"

Clutching his chest, the protagonist nearly passed out. "Sweetheart, kick me again. You can have my life."

Naturally wicked pretty idiot bottom x useless, scheming, possessive top

Truly: lose the world, win you

1. The bottom has normal intelligence and is ADHD-like.

2. A silly comedy. Don't overthink it.

Theme: Even an idiot can find happiness through hard work.